Do mosquitoes get drunk?

[Quantum Diabetes]

Or bedbugs? If you’re drunk when they suck you off

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

No. The concentration of alcohol in your bloodstream is too low.

 

[HairyBadger]

No. The concentration of alcohol in your bloodstream is too low.

This

 

[spacko]

No. The concentration of alcohol in your bloodstream is too low.

hwo the fuck woudl yoru know fag

 

[WebExplorer]

No. The concentration of alcohol in your bloodstream is too low.

I beg to differ bud.

 

[Robert Cummings]

No, they get squished

 

[OrionBalls]

Yes. I am personally responsible for all the drunken ticks and mosquitoes.