Do mormons worship morbius?
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They worship polygamy.
Seems like a good idea at first, but do you really want multiple wives bitching at you?
Seems like a good idea at first, but do you really want multiple wives bitching at you?
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Is this what kids call it these days?
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They wish.
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When you die and reach the holy door.
You’ll hear God knock.
To which you must reply.
“Stand back, I’m beginning to morb!”
You’ll hear God knock.
To which you must reply.
“Stand back, I’m beginning to morb!”
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I know Scientologists worship Scibius.
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I don't know, but they are nice to the point of being terrifying.
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It’s Mormon’ time
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Don't Mormons have mountain vaults or something? That sounds like a vampire thing.
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That's why domestic abuse is not seen as a sin.
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It's simple. God made man out of the dirt. The dirt belonged to God, so man therefore belongs to God.
God made woman out of Adam's rib while he was sleeping. Since the rib belonged to Adam, women technically belong to men. It was his body his choice, God illegally reproduced with Adam without Adam's consent.
Mormons believe that only men can get into heaven by themselves. Married men may allow their wives to enter heaven by giving them a secret password.
It's all there in black and white. Man belongs to God, woman belongs to man. Hippity hoppity and all that.