Do marijuana cigarettes contain communism?

[Cuntflaps]

I'm asking for a friend. It's obvious that smoking marijuana cigarettes turns people into communists, but why? Is there actual communism inside the marijuana drugs or do the marijuana drug chemicals interact with the human body to produce communism?

 

[draggs]

Yes. That's why I smoke so much marijuana, my capitalist antibodies can handle it and filter the communism through my kidneys

Unfortunately that means I end up pissing neoconservatism, but I am removing copious amounts of communism from circulation that someone without my high level of resistance might get infectulated by

 

[Local Fed]

Of course it does. What do you think the C in THC stands for? You guessed it: communism.

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

Wait, what ?

 

[Lina Colorado]

You just haven't found your strain bro.
Yes, most Mary Jane strains contain a little communism. Use a filter.

 

[Figger Naggot]

yeah

 

[DumbDude42]

do communist parties contain marijuana?

 

[Puff]

do communist parties contain marijuana?

Oftentimes, yes. I have been to several communist parties with marijuana.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I know I can’t get truly high unless this song is playing

 

[A Gay Retard]

Only cannabis sativa, which originates in China. Cannabis indica, however, thrives in equatorial areas with a history of based death squads and helicopters like upper South America.

 

[Certified_Autist]

Yes but it is only a problem if you are a jigaboo

 

[Jason Wynn]

If you’re smoking the strains grown in Washington and Oregon yeah, there’s no hope for you, pinko.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Marijuana lowers your IQ which is consistent with being a communist, so yes.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Yes, as does Jazz and Rock n' Roll music.

 

[Shroom King]

The relationship between marijuana and communism is analogous to the relationship between alcoholism and diabetes.

Alcohol abuse doesn't cause diabetes, but if you are already predisposed to developing diabetes, alcohol will greatly increase your chances of getting diabetes.

If you are already predisposed to being a communist cocksucker, smoking weed will make you much more likely to embrace the globohomo that is already in your midichlorians. However, the chances of marijuana giving you communism directly is very remote if you are not a retarded liberal dumbass.

 

[Billy Beer]

Mary Jane was Lenin's wife.

 

[Truman the Jewman]

When I started smoking the maryjane, it made me want to listen to jazz.

Since the Commies hate jazz because it represents freeform art that isn't representational of the populace, I feel vindicated.