Do kiwis have autism?

[malachite]

I was browsing this forum and I saw this post:

Thread 'why do you chud freaks think its okay to ostracize me from my own community and then dox me??'

May 17, 2025

hey it's SapphicRaichu here. someone messaged me on bluesky to tell me that ppl were postin my dox and shit here and spreading misinfo so I've come to defend myself

1. i'm no longer on speaking terms with the rest of the Wii Party Remastered project. they suddenly kicked me out of the 'cord with no warning. i don't know why
2. i played roblox birthday suit simulator ONCE, as a JOKE. i dont know why my account says i have 100 hours on it (i might have put it on my third monitor and forgot about it since i was on lexapro at the time (i don't take it anymore))
3. the jelqing forum account...

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Now within like 3 seconds of scanning the post I could tell it was a shitpost without even reading it, but when I went to the replies they seem to be rating the post as "autistic" (ironic) and replying seriously/angrily.

Autists often fail to understand jokes or sarcasm. Is this what's happening here? Are kiwis autistic? Or are they just older and used to more direct humor like you would find on reddit?

 

[Pagan Min]

> Do kiwis have autism?

Is the sky blue?
Is water wet?
Is the pope Catholic?
The answer to all these questions may surprise you...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Scientists have neither confirmed nor denied that fruit can have autism since autism is classified as a mental disorder and the kiwi is more closely related to the reproductive system.