Do I look like I’m wearing makeup?

[Overcast]

A lady asked me this question recently. How the hell do I answer that? It feels like it’s a lose-lose situation no matter what I say.

 

[Akashic Retard]

"No darling, you look beautiful" Then change the subject

edit: assuming you're already dating/married to this person otherwise that would come across very cringe and weird

 

[Sage In All Fields]

"That's an odd question" then go back to not talking to women

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

They're not asking if they look good, they're asking if the existence of makeup or lack thereof can be ascertained.

Simple yes or no question.

They are probably trying to cover something on purpose like a zit or embarassing facial scar.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

"That's an odd question" then go back to not talking to women

talking to women is for faggots.

 

[Lightsaber Dildo]

"You look fine." Unless she does not, in fact, look "fine", you can say "I can't tell."

Assuming you're a guy you can play ignorant, not like dudes are expected to know the difference between makeup or none. Even if it's like an open secret that guys can (usually) tell if a girl is wearing a whole layer of paste on their face but pretend otherwise to not hurt their self-esteem.

 

[DumbDude42]

rub your hands across her face thoroughly, check if there is makeup on your fingers, then answer accordingly.

 

[The Real Me]

Just be honest. Your answer will probably be wrong either way but at least you won't eternally taint your soul with an lie.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

You do look like a faggot, makeup or not