Do I deserve to be abducted?

[natsukashii]

.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Abducted? No.

Forced to dig the graves of your parents at gunpoint, in the freezing rain and howling winds, whilst they look on sobbing, then the gunman buries your folks alive and shoots you dead anyway? Yes.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Don't worry, you are selectable as long as you have at least one probe compatible orifice.

 

[SandyCat]

Depends, how attractive are you?

 

[elrond hubbard]

By aliens or nonce?

 

[natsukashii]

Depends, how attractive are you?

Yes

 

[analrapist]

Yes

And so your question answers itself.

 

[SandyCat]

Yes

Good enough for me. Get in the windowless van

 

[natsukashii]

Good enough for me. Get in the windowless van

Find me first!

 

[Staticness]

hello baby i abduct and redeem you many times across border