Do girls like it in the coochie? - If so, how many?

[Zero Day Defense]

How do I get a girlfriend who wants to do vagina stuff?

 

[Mr Bunny]

First, you grab a nice cold beer, second, you take it out to the porch and third, you fuck her right in the pussy.

 

[DerKryptid]

Why would they be into vaginas unless they're gey

 

[RadicalCentrist]

If you enjoy sex with someone else's penis, YOU ARE GAY. Full stop. A "vagina" is no excuse.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

No woman ever WANTS to have sex, but there's a variety of reasons they'll tolerate it. Among them are money, fame, protection, transportation, shelter, validation, bragging rights and emotional support. If you can provide one or more of those things, the girl might occasionally do vagina stuff while complaining that she's too tired to do hand, mouth or butt stuff. She'll then proceed to complain about the women who do hand, mouth and butt stuff for setting men's expectations too high and get sad that the vagina stuff where you do all the work isn't good enough for you.

 

[NigKid]

If you enjoy sex with someone else's penis, YOU ARE GAY. Full stop. A "vagina" is no excuse.

touching penises is gay as well, doesnt matter if its your own or not!

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Chloroform and rope. That’s how father met mother.

 

[Vingle]

You buy a fleshlight shaped like a coochie.

 

[Rungle]

rape

 

[hamsters are cool]

No woman ever WANTS to have sex

with you

 

[mister meaner]

I will fuck OPs pussy

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

with you

Solid burn.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Be attractive, rich, or date down. If gay, it's automatic.

 

[theshitposter]

girls have dicks, not coochie

 

[mortyposter]

Fuck. Her. Right. In. The. Pussy.

 

[lolnah]

Girls like it best when you give 'em the minivan

Spoiler

Two in the front and five in the rear

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

Yes. Bout tree fitty

 

[The Lawgiver]

We can learn a lot from spiders. just gotta get in there and spook her with your funky dance moves.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Grow a Peacocks tail. chicks are into that.

 

[emptyblu]

No, they like it in the butt.