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Do ghosts watch you masturbate?
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They don't exist, so no, but if they did I'd hope it was hot ones.
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everytime you are masturbating you are having sex with a demon
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If they do I hope they enjoyed the show.
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I realized that you can tell how close you were to a person by how soon you masturbated after they die. I didn't jack off for three months after my brother died because for some reason I thought it was disrespectful. I did take advantage of the sympathy sex that was thrown at me though. I don't know, there was just something different about sex.
When each of my grandparents died I lasted about two weeks. It will be interesting to see what will happen when my parents die.
I also came up with this long before Louis C.K. did a bit on it.
When each of my grandparents died I lasted about two weeks. It will be interesting to see what will happen when my parents die.
I also came up with this long before Louis C.K. did a bit on it.
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Yeah but you don't have to worry, they're all watching me specifically because I'm much more handsome and muscular and interesting and taller than you are.
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welp no nut time to become celibate
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They try to cover their eyes with their hands but sadly they can see right though them. It's truly the ultimate punishment for them is having to see some dude jerk it in there old room ever night for eternity.
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I don't really mind that they watch. It's when they join in that bothers me
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An excorcism jelq beforehand keeps the ghosts at bay
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No, but God does
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I hope so.
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you gotta think about the ghosts or they won't know it's time to creep on ya.
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The amount of ghosts watching you masturbate depends on how many people you've killed so far. If you haven't killed anyone, it's just this guy.
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If they do I won't hesitate to use them for a cumsock.
Try me, you dead cunts.
Try me, you dead cunts.
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Just your grandparents. "Oh he's so grown up now 
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