Do furries go to heaven?

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By wearing your fursuit to church God will offer forgiveness from your sins.
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I don't know the bible well. But I would say a 100% no.

I mean, aren't they all faggots to begin with?

Your eternity will be spent suffering, so no fursuit. Probably, they'll give the IP to some fucker in heaven just to spite you.
 
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According to theology, animals don't have souls and are ineligible for eternal salvation. So, even if the furry happens to be a straight one (furfags would be excluded for the fag part) they'd have nothing to fuck up there. They'd have to jerk off to angel wings and pretend they're attached to a feathery eagle slut, or whatever it is they're into. At least in hell they would get spitroasted by goat-legged demons and such, which to them would be a good thing. Based on the assumption that souls and heaven exist in the first place, the more important question isn't if furries would go to heaven, but why they would want to.
 
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No. They will be laying in a casket without a fursuit for the rest of eternity.

Or until their remains are properly discarded.
 
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GenericEdgelordSupreme said:
According to theology, animals don't have souls and are ineligible for eternal salvation. So, even if the furry happens to be a straight one (furfags would be excluded for the fag part) they'd have nothing to fuck up there. They'd have to jerk off to angel wings and pretend they're attached to a feathery eagle slut, or whatever it is they're into. At least in hell they would get spitroasted by goat-legged demons and such, which to them would be a good thing. Based on the assumption that souls and heaven exist in the first place, the more important question isn't if furries would go to heaven, but why they would want to.
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this is incorrect. animals do have souls, but they don't have a nous.
 
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GenericEdgelordSupreme said:
According to theology, animals don't have souls and are ineligible for eternal salvation. So, even if the furry happens to be a straight one (furfags would be excluded for the fag part) they'd have nothing to fuck up there. They'd have to jerk off to angel wings and pretend they're attached to a feathery eagle slut, or whatever it is they're into. At least in hell they would get spitroasted by goat-legged demons and such, which to them would be a good thing. Based on the assumption that souls and heaven exist in the first place, the more important question isn't if furries would go to heaven, but why they would want to.
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not according to the Jews
both animals and Gentiles have the nefesh habehamit
I mean, Jews have it too, but they also have other souls that make them actually human
while we're like comparable to dogs or something like that

but back to the topic at hand
dying in a fur suit means you're dying while living in a state of mortal sin

you're absolutely going to hell
you were made in god's divine image
yet you chose to become possessed of an animal nature
surely it is unclean lol

found some weird pdf on the furry menace from some place called "Kanaan Ministries"
I think its pretty funny
 

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God would send the furries down to hell but then they would be kicked out of hell, because not even Satan himself can stand furries.
 
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