Do fictional characters deserve rights? - proship, racebenders, anti shippers go

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On the one hand, it would be nice if whoever owns Paw Patrol could sue faggots who draw scat porn of them could sue. On the other hand, it would prevent trolls from writing nazi fanfics of troon OCs and making them seethe.

I vote staying with trolling.
 
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Fictional characters deserve wrongs. Fuck them. Silly fictional bitches. They don't do anything but stand around on a screen, or mosey about as letters on a page. These days, we give fewer rights to animals than fictional characters. We let factory farm workers play chicken toss, we stuff ducks with corn to make foie gras, and we let zoosadist dog-fuckers split poor Fido in half with their cocks. We also have full-time sensitivity readers to make sure fictional characters are as pampered as possible and never have to suffer any indignities at all, even though they're not even alive and feel absolutely nothing. How is that fair?

Fuck fictional characters. They should be treated with the utmost cruelty at every opportunity. Jack Bauer should be paired up on a mission with Deadpool. Crack shippers should have John Wick somehow break into the Matrix to cuck Neo and fuck Trinity. Essun should just endlessly fall down a flight of stairs. Tumblr OCs should be placed in stocks and pelted vigorously with cowpats.
 
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I wouldn't get angry, you go out there and rape all of my OCs OP!

But I do think that this current trend of racebending is the laziest form of art (If it even can be called that). It blatantly represents a stagnation of creativity in anyone who does that. I have always hated it in that aspect. That concludes my art sperging for the day.
 
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Kill fictional characters. Behead fictional characters. Roundhouse kick a fictional character into the concrete. Slam dunk a fictional character baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy fictional characters. Defecate in a fictional character's food. Launch fictional characters into the sun. Stir fry fictional characters in a wok. Toss fictional characters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a fictional character's gas tank. Judo throw fictional characters into a wood chipper. Twist fictional characters' heads off. Report fictional characters to the IRS. Karate chop fictional characters in half. Curb stomp pregnant black fictional characters. Trap fictional characters in quicksand. Crush fictional characters in the trash compactor. Liquefy fictional characters in a vat of acid. Eat fictional characters. Dissect fictional characters. Exterminate fictional characters in the gas chamber. Stomp fictional characters' skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate fictional characters in the oven. Lobotomize fictional characters. Mandatory abortions for fictional characters. Grind fictional character fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown fictional characters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize fictional characters with a ray gun. Kick old fictional characters down the stairs. Feed fictional characters to alligators. Slice fictional characters with a katana.
 
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