Oh, Nice Comoesta can unironically answer for once!
Nice Comoesta has Stahls Ears, specifically an undercooked Triangular Fossa, Which causes his overdeveloped Helix to end in a point.
While there is no issue with earwax, you have NO IDEA how much crap accumulates in such a sharp angle on the human body, and at least 3 times a day Nice Comoesta has to clean it out like a dirty fingernail.
See attached images for refrence, and thus ends my TED Talk