Do chimpanzees deserve to be called great apes?

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What a joke.
I'm from Tchimpounga.
Our 'great ape' cousins in the Congo tear down vibrant food rich rainforests just to dig tasteless rocks out of the ground.
They call us savage, when until recently, they used to eat us as fucking 'bush meat'. The nofurs in Uganda killed millions of each other, but we are the beasts for our hierarchy challenges.
The pale ones aren't much better, they cut the locals hands off over petty bullshit.

The whole species is fucked up, either you have too many kids and ransack our territory or you stay forever a child and fill your nest with soulless funkos.
Young chimps see their fathers fight for a better future every day, whilst you baldies, lock your little'uns all together while you work all day for a boss who hates you.

Gorillas are bro-tier though, to be fair.
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What a joke.
I'm from Tchimpounga.
Our 'great ape' cousins in the Congo tear down vibrant food rich rainforests just to dig tasteless rocks out of the ground.
They call us savage, when until recently, they used to eat us as fucking 'bush meat'. The nofurs in Uganda killed millions of each other, but we are the beasts for our hierarchy challenges.
The pale ones aren't much better, they cut the locals hands off over petty bullshit.

The whole species is fucked up, either you have too many kids and ransack our territory or you stay forever a child and fill your nest with soulless funkos.
Young chimps see their fathers fight for a better future every day, whilst you baldies, lock your little'uns all together while you work all day for a boss who hates you.

Gorillas are bro-tier though, to be fair.
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According to the phylogenetic analysis, chimpanzees as a species do have superior genetic diversity compared to Homos, but phenotypically the chimpanzees don't seem as diverse.
 
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