Do americans really not butter their bread?

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Do you butter your bread as an american?


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Australia is a respectable and legitimate country that deserves to be recognised as such on the world stage an- oh hold on nm we're erecting a monument to the time our national leader shat his pants at a McDonalds.
 
But if you try and serve me a fresh made BLT with butter instead of a quality mayo I'm going to look at you funny.
Don't be ignorant - we make our BLT's with butter and mayonnaise.

This entire thread is making me think no American has ever had a fresh baguette with salted butter. Then again, your butter is shit, it's not even the right colour. Cows are meant to eat grass, imbeciles.

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You two niggers are doing the Lord's work. Much love.
 
Alright, there's only one way to settle this. Name the macca's carpark and 1v1 me cunt.
Engadine Macca's, 20th of September @ 10pm

Come catch these hands cunt.
And try not to shit yourself.
 
I said "English-speaking", which obviously precludes Americans.
Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga!*

*Editor's Note: unfortunately I was unable to translate this into Arabic for the rest of the "Anglosphere"
 
mayo only makes sense if you're making a sandwich with meat or something, butter if fine for everything else
 
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