Dispatch - Superhero Dispatch game by former Telltale Devs

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anyone that enjoys that sanitized slice of life reddit deconstruction is a frog pulled out of boiling water

i guess witnessing the boys, invincible, concord, dustborn, forspoken, saints row, marathon etc breaks your brain so hard that any game that doesn't have blatant faggotry is a 11/10 masterpiece
 
Bolsak said:
Things is that the devs want you to go for Invisigal. She's literaly the main character besides Robert and you can feel that this is the case from first 3 episodes. She has more content than BB and has her own hidden "trust" system which determines which ending you will get. Other than that BB is trying to cuck Phenomaman with you and thats a big no no.
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InvisiBitch is literally the main character. This is InvisiCunt's story. Robert is merely the lens through which the beaner bitch's unearned, undeserved, and "because vagina" redemption arc is told.

That's confirmed in whatever fucking episode it is that starts off with you enduring her having a wet dream about Robert. It's the opener for either ep 3 or ep 4, after you're forced to cut someone because BB is a blond retard and InvisiBitch's own fuck-ups upped the value of the perp she finally catches to get her out of dead last. Bitch is a cunty, handsy, mouthy child with no filter, no off switch, and no redeeming qualities, and the devs thought it'd be cool to thrust us into her head (and then make the damn thing unskippable to boot).

It looked like fun. It had its moments of fun, but it was marketed as Robert's story and it is explicitly not his story at all. You just don't know that until the POV switches (for the one and only time) to InvisiBitch pleasuring herself at the thought of Robert degrading himself to the point where he'd do the nasty with a piece of shit like her.
 
Abradolfus_Linclerson said:
It had its moments of fun
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To be honest thats all this game has. Moments.


At first i was kinda hoping that they can fix their shit for season 2 but the more ive read about development and "feedback" the more im thinking that somehow they will make it even worse.
 
Bolsak said:
To be honest thats all this game has. Moments.


At first i was kinda hoping that they can fix their shit for season 2 but the more ive read about development and "feedback" the more im thinking that somehow they will make it even worse.
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Yeah, season 2 is guaranteed to be a shitshow. Assuming the devs can even bring themselves to write the 'evil arc' of their fucking writers' pet, it will somehow be ALL YOUR FAULT (insert cat meme of pointing sobbing women here) that InvisiBitch turned into Nu-Shroud (never mind that she's a mental defective and has neither the skills nor the smarts to super villain) and we'll get another chance to 'redeem' her.

And I'm sure that anyone who got Robert his well-deserved revenge on Shroud will be penalized somehow. (Though it'd be funny if FlamGay realized that losing parts of two fingers means he got off light in his scrap with Mecha-Man in the mall he torched. But I don't trust them to write something like that. He's brown. And gay. And therefore never really did anything wrong to deserve the can of ass-whupping Robert gave him.)

I'm similarly sure that InvisiBitch will remain unchanged from all of this and still have all the decorum of a troon, assuming she's still on the team.

Literally the only thing I'd be looking forward to is the whole "bring Coup/Sonar back into the fold" arc and that'll probably be a Golem moment: three lines of dialogue, and never brought up again. We've got InvisiBitch to inflict on you and she's far more important!
 
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