Business Disney Store Dead at 34 - OH THE HUMANCHILDITY

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Disney Store Dead at 34
Alexi Rosenfeld
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, one day we will all return to the mysterious realm from which our consciousness was born. Once our time on this mortal coil has ended, all that’s left will be the memories held by those who loved us. Those people too will disappear, and we can only hope that they will have spoken our name enough that it never fully vanishes from the minds of the living. That, or we remain as stores-within-stores at specific Target locations.

In March, Disney announced that it would be closing its standalone Disney Store locations, deciding to focus on e-commerce instead. This week, nearly all of the remaining Disney Stores, long a safe haven for bored children forced to accompany their mothers to the mall, will close up shop.

The Disney Store, only 34 years old at the time of its passing, will be remembered as a loving presence in the lives of millions of young children who did not yet understand what “merchandise tie-ins” were. A magical place where you could get Auntie Anne’s cinnamon sugar dust all over a real-life Woody doll that your dad wouldn’t buy you, the Disney Store was where the movies became real.

Legends never die, and that is true for the Disney Store. Its memory will be preserved in Targets around the country, with more than 160 locations of “The Disney Store at Target” set to open before the holiday season. Adults who knew the Disney Store in its prime will be able to take their own children to these memorial sites and say, “This used to be a full store in the mall,” while their kids ignore them to make Elsa and Olaf kiss.

The Disney Store is survived by The Walt Disney Company, Disneyland, Walt Disney World, and the youngest member of the family, Disney+. In lieu of flowers, the family has requested that you stream the television show Hawkeye when it premieres later this year.
 
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, one day we will all return to the mysterious realm from which our consciousness was born. Once our time on this mortal coil has ended, all that’s left will be the memories held by those who loved us. Those people too will disappear, and we can only hope that they will have spoken our name enough that it never fully vanishes from the minds of the living."

Man, it's a trillion dollar conglomerate rat, it ain't your grandma's funeral. This read's like a euology to a lost soul, not a fucking hyper capitalist money grubbing franchise.
 
Man, it's a trillion dollar conglomerate rat, it ain't your grandma's funeral. This read's like a euology to a lost soul, not a fucking hyper capitalist money grubbing franchise.
Disney fans, especially WOMEN Disney fans, are borderline psychotic when it comes to anything Disney related. A few of my past exs were Disney fanatics. One of them was fucking bonkers about Stitch and went to Florida to work at Disney World while going to college. The other one wanted to get married at Disney World and be dressed up as Belle.
 
Disney is morphing into a truly luxury brand and the old die hard fans are pissed about it. The stores are money makers, they just look bad on the books right now because of covid. They are taking similar rash actions throughout the franchise. Parking fees, eliminating Magic Express and Fast Pass are just a few of the perks lost.

If you haven't been to DisneyWorld yet, don't bother. You've missed it.
 
Disney is morphing into a truly luxury brand and the old die hard fans are pissed about it. The stores are money makers, they just look bad on the books right now because of covid. They are taking similar rash actions throughout the franchise. Parking fees, eliminating Magic Express and Fast Pass are just a few of the perks lost.

If you haven't been to DisneyWorld yet, don't bother. You've missed it.
I have always wondered why they kept up such ridiculous storefronts like the one on Oxford street when they have traditionally catered to the middle class. I can't fathom rich spoiled brats taking to Disney of all things, especially when their film business seems to be in a dark age of sorts.
 
Saw this coming for a while now. They had one of these Disney stores at the Mall of America and it was always pretty dead whenever I walked passed it. Just stupid consoomer shit, especially overpriced dolls and outfits. They already turned the old store into a Christmas ornaments shop.
 
I miss the Warner Bros stores that used to be in the fancy malls when I was a kid. It was cool walking around in a place that was 95% Batman Forever merch. Had no idea Disney even had stores.
 
Remember in the 1990s when WB tried this thing with their own studio stores and merchandise catalogs? WB tried to be like the "edgy Disney", I still have a old plastic Bugs Bunny head mug that's all yellowed with age deep in the back of a cabinet lol.

Disney fans, especially WOMEN Disney fans, are borderline psychotic when it comes to anything Disney related. A few of my past exs were Disney fanatics. One of them was fucking bonkers about Stitch and went to Florida to work at Disney World while going to college. The other one wanted to get married at Disney World and be dressed up as Belle.
I'm a big pretty big Disney fan but never understood that kind of slavish fanaticism.

Man what the fuck is even left in malls at this point?
Not much, my local mall is actually doing better than most malls, still a decent amount of stores but even it has a whole that closed off and tons of vacant spots.

Imagine how insane it would be to people in the 1990s to imagine malls, of all things, malls, being near extinction.
 
Disney fans, especially WOMEN Disney fans, are borderline psychotic when it comes to anything Disney related. A few of my past exs were Disney fanatics. One of them was fucking bonkers about Stitch and went to Florida to work at Disney World while going to college. The other one wanted to get married at Disney World and be dressed up as Belle.
My ex BFF was one. I am now 100% convinced Disney is a fucking cult.
 
I have always wondered why they kept up such ridiculous storefronts like the one on Oxford street when they have traditionally catered to the middle class. I can't fathom rich spoiled brats taking to Disney of all things, especially when their film business seems to be in a dark age of sorts.
Just because someone is rich, doesn't mean they want to spend time with their kids. It's the back catalog that turns children into Disney obsessed furries.
 
Saw this coming for a while now. They had one of these Disney stores at the Mall of America and it was always pretty dead whenever I walked passed it. Just stupid consoomer shit, especially overpriced dolls and outfits. They already turned the old store into a Christmas ornaments shop.
They were pretty nice when I was a kid growing up in the 90s. I got quite a bit of stuff from there.

It seems like their merchandise became more and more cheaply made as time went on.
 
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