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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.4%
  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%
  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,088 68.9%

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    1,578
I don't have much of a care for wish wether it's good or bad. But I just watched Matt walshs video on the trailer and my God. I struggle to remember the guys only in his 30s. I usually agree with walsh when it comes to politics but the guys is WAYYYY to abrasive when he talks about media...and ok for woke media that knows its woke and wears that on its sleeve that's fine, but ffs man be glad the only thing "woke" about wish is the lead is a jungle bunny girl..or some color idk a light skinned negro colored girl from a Thai one.


Wish looks like it'll be Mediocre at best with Disney trying to both go back to what worked in the past but also still struggling to let go of current year demands. It may still be a while before we have a male lead in a Disney animated film that's not a porch monkey or gay as a three dollar bill....or in the case of strange world both.
 
Wish now has its plot freely available:

TLDR:
  1. Asha wants to be the king’s assistant.
  2. King rejects her wish because no diversity hires I guess.
  3. Asha wishes on a star to give everyone a wish.
  4. King finds Star and uses him for evil to rule Rosas.
  5. Everyone is a child of the stars, so everyone has magic and stops king.
  6. King is locked away in staff and everyone gets their wish.
So much for anyone thinking they would do another misunderstood villain.
Yeah, “most formidible Disney villain” my ass. King Fagnifico doesn’t hold a candle to cinematic Disney villains like Frollo or Ursula and the comparison only gets worse when you include villains and other antagonists from Disney’s non-cinematic works.

I had no interest in seeing Wish after I saw the teaser trailer but this just cinches it.
 
Yeah, “most formidible Disney villain” my ass. King Fagnifico doesn’t hold a candle to cinematic Disney villains like Frollo or Ursula and the comparison only gets worse when you include villains and other antagonists from Disney’s non-cinematic works.

I had no interest in seeing Wish after I saw the teaser trailer but this just cinches it.
To be fair, could only be most formidable if we're talking about any Disney movie since Frozen, since most Disney movie villains since Frozen were twist villains that made no sense, were redeemed easily by the end of the film, or were "MUH TRAUMA!"
 
Here's an idea.
What if instead of inventing random pseudo-medieval fairy tale made-up nation you make an alternative version of America that has a king instead of a president and the diversity is explained as adventurers coming from far and wide to make epic riches? Y'know, what a child may gather from getting an abridged version of how the US of A came to be in the real world. You get to incorporate Indigenous folklore and maybe make the cultural Nations of America more literal for worldbuilding. Disney already got the Oz books, right? Mix knights with cowboys, maybe even astronauts. That's something they can twist just like the seven little people turning into the seven gendered teens. Dunno, since this stuff is clearly made by mutts for mutts and mutt-like thinking people like the G*rmans, maybe you should stop making up cultures so you don't get labelled a vulture.

Let's try this.
Protag McGee is a goal oriented girly girl with no imagination that dreams of making out of imaginary Great Plains town with an overly descriptive name. She dreams of making it to Crown City to meet with the King of America, a magic man that has the ability to grant any wish that can aid the kingdom at large and the world. She wants to share her father's own dream: for the stories of his peoples to not be forgotten and inspire the new generation. Her upbeat demeanour is tested as she her trip eastward exposes her to the many lives that never got their wish granted: a janitor that never became a rock star, a soldier that never made it home, a ghost town that only needed some water.
By the time she reaches Crown City she is emotionally beaten but moves onward since she has come this far. There she meets a sly beggar that tells her his own wish: to grant everyone's wishes, this moves Protag for how simple yet noble it is. Protag gets to meet with the King and to her surprise the man is exhausted, yet captivated by the monumental task of overseeing the wishes of every person in his ever expanding kingdom, from the simple to the ambitious.
Protag manages to tell him her father's wish and the King is deeply moved as he hails from another forgotten town. With a nod he gives her the opportunity to grant a wish, she has chosen to grant the beggar's wish. One problem, the beggar wasn't exactly upfront about his wish and how he planned to make it happen. Thus, the beggar usurps the King and with the right words and arrangements makes his move to control every wish for his own gain. The King has banished and all the magic that seemed so mundane has gone away.
Protag wanders Crown City to be met by some of the people she met along the way. To them wishes are a distraction, an empty promise that keeps you from acting out, but Protag a cynic herself will need the help of this troop of 'realists' to bring wonder (and the King) back to America. For the Beggar King won't be defeated by wishing him away, but by seizing today and the day after that. Only those that go against the odds have stories worth telling in the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Twinkleville, USA (coming to you NEVER).

I demand the realms Protag crosses are based of the Gulf, the Rust Belt, Appalachia and the Ozarks, for the King to have a New England accent and tatanka herds or else I'm fucking suing when this idea gets stolen.
 
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>acquisition of Electronic Arts
That's some smooth brained thinking there, deputies.
Knowing Disney, they wanted to buy EA solely because they felt butthurt for them getting a slice for Star Wars games.
Everyone is a child of the stars, so everyone has magic and stops king.
"We are all cosmic stardust, but DON'T YOU DARE BE RACIST"!

There should be an official name for the Reddit atheist spiritualist religion.
 
you make an alternative version of America that has a king instead of a president
You could even set the story during the gold rush of california or thereafter and make the king a blatant emperor norton rip off, make him the love child of a native and white and boom! all the diversity you'll need. It is odd how they'll just whole cloth make up diversity areas when places like san fran or hong kong or other places were both diverse and somewhat thriving for their times.
 
Should also post the character sheet for Wish.
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None of them seem appealing.
 
Odd one here, recently went back to the Unshaved Mouse's reviews for a catch up since I generally do that every 6 months or so. For those who don't know they are the exact opposite of what a decent upstanding Farms poster should be reading but hey, some of their remarks are good. For what's relevant for this post the reviewer is a dyed in the wool Trump hating, Brexit bashing, Ireland inhabiting progressive sort. Here's a remark from their Strange World's review.

I am deeply disturbed by Avalonia’s racial diversity.

No, no think about it. These people have been isolated from the outside world for…well probably since time immemorial unless those are somehow new mountains. Even if the original settlers came from all over the world by this point in their history they should be thoroughly intermarried and the genetic table more or less evened out. You know how you still have this much ethnic diversity after all that time with zero inward migration? ANTI-MISCEGENATION LAWS. Until recently, Avalonia was Apartheid Era South Africa on steroids.

When even this sort of person is pointing at Disney's works and calling bullshit we are past the point of red flags.
 
When even this sort of person is pointing at Disney's works and calling bullshit we are past the point of red flags.
I haven't seen the film, but the argument is retarded BBC coomer brained. Social, agricultural and class facors would create diversity organically (most straightforward is that nobility would be more white skinned compared to farmers due to needing to work outside, but if it's big enough there will be differences by nutrition), those differences would increase as people remain in their castes.

The idea that you keep any population and after few centuries it will all be Niggers is the unrealistic one. Of course knowing the film, it will have a kingdom where everyone can do everything and there won't be any racial enclaves like in real life.
 
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