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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.4%
  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%
  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,088 68.9%

  • Total voters
    1,578
The direct-to-video shit was awful and embarrassing. But at least we got some genuinely decent stuff (Cinderella 3) and some middling but not offensively awful stuff (Lion King 2).

I'd honestly take them over the Remakes any day.
 
I wish Disney would remake some of their failed past movies. I get that there's more risk and remaking successful movies is far more safe, but I think there's an audience who'd love to see Treasure Planet, Atlantis, The Black Cauldron, etc have a second chance at life.
but why? treasure planet and atlantis are fine as they are, even black cauldron for the most part. there's nothing a "remake" would fix than dumb it down for broader appeal. the audience that likes them already does, it's just not as big. by that logic you could include tangled as well since apparently frozen is the best disney movie every so anything not pulling those numbers or audience reception needs a remake.

This actually proves what Don Bluth said about how kids can handle all sorts of fucked up shit so long as there's a happy ending.
doesn't even need a happy end, just needs to be written smart/simple enough that kids can understand it. the problem with most writing is that they think kids are a) dumb af and b) can't handle anything that isn't fluffy marshmallows till they suddenly hit legal age and have complete understanding of everything.

meanwhile in 1976 europe:
the french never gave a fuck

even the last unicorn from 82 didn't infantilize it's material, somewhere in the late 80's the anglos lost their balls. never mind, guess they always cucked out
 
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The direct-to-video shit was awful and embarrassing. But at least we got some genuinely decent stuff (Cinderella 3) and some middling but not offensively awful stuff (Lion King 2).

I'd honestly take them over the Remakes any day.
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch was also actually pretty good. Not as good as the original, but it came shockingly close. The closest any successive L&S piece of media got, as a matter of fact. No Pokémon-ripoff experiments, the house actually looks like how it did at the end of the first movie:
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Dakota Fanning is a surprisingly good replacement for Daveigh Chase, character development for every character (even Jumba and Pleakley, the former more so as he's developed to be a father figure to Stitch) and

HOLY SHIT ACTUAL NANI AND LILO INTERACTION. FUCKING THANK YOU. Seriously, you have no idea how rare this was in the TV show and its related media (Stitch The Movie and Leroy and Stitch).

I dunno if Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois had closer involvement in this one than they did the TV show, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if they did. It feels almost like a "what could've been" for the series had it gone down this character-focused, slice-of-life route instead of the GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL FIND 'EM A NEW HOME route the TV show did. *sigh*
 
Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch was also actually pretty good. Not as good as the original, but it came shockingly close.
Oh most definitely, it's just that unfortunately, it came out before the TV series even wrapped up. The ending didn't hit as hard as it could've because of the foregone conclusion. Like man, imagine that coming out before a canon TV series was even announced, or ever for that matter.
 
Oh most definitely, it's just that unfortunately, it came out before the TV series even wrapped up. The ending didn't hit as hard as it could've because of the foregone conclusion. Like man, imagine that coming out before a canon TV series was even announced, or ever for that matter.
I was gonna add, that was the one thing I didn't like about it - the cheap fake-out Disney Death. Doubly insulting because like you said, it came out right as the TV show was airing, so it was a forgone conclusion that Stitch wasn't gonna die. A shame, the sequence was actually real well-done outside of that.
 
So, 1 Jan 2024 is when SteamBoat Willie will enter the public domain, unless we get another copyright extension.
That is really tight since I don't see that they have started to push for this, or is it they have done it so many times before it is a routine right now?

Anyway, VERY poor timing of Disney to pick a fight with normal people and conservatives about the degeneracy in schools. I understand several republican senators have said they will refuse to grant any more extensions for Disney or anyone else.
And midterms coming up which will result in a solid red senate. Very very poor timing Disney.

In much happier news, I am thinking about launching a new PornHub channel on 2 Jan 2024. It will be called "SteamBoat Wille and friends" and will be furry porn with people dressed up in SteamBoat willie fur-suits. Maybe even add some diaper-porn as well.
It will be epic.

Anyone know when snow white will enter public domain?
 
Anyway, VERY poor timing of Disney to pick a fight with normal people and conservatives about the degeneracy in schools. I understand several republican senators have said they will refuse to grant any more extensions for Disney or anyone else.
And midterms coming up which will result in a solid red senate. Very very poor timing Disney.
Yes, I agree, They get what they fucking deserve tho -
In much happier news, I am thinking about launching a new PornHub channel on 2 Jan 2024. It will be called "SteamBoat Wille and friends" and will be furry porn with people dressed up in SteamBoat willie fur-suits. Maybe even add some diaper-porn as well.
It will be epic.

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So, 1 Jan 2024 is when SteamBoat Willie will enter the public domain, unless we get another copyright extension.
That is really tight since I don't see that they have started to push for this, or is it they have done it so many times before it is a routine right now?
We're not going to get another copyright extension. Things are a lot different on that front than they were back in 1998, and nobody wants to extend copyright another 20 years. Disney might, I guess, but they know it's unpopular. And in any case, they can renew their trademark on Mickey indefinitely. So they won't sue you for violating their copyright - they'll sue you for violating their trademark.

Plus back in 1998 it wasn't just Disney fighting for the copyright extension. Those other guys have gone, though. The Gershwin estate didn't want "Rhapsody in Blue" to become public domain, but now it is, and did the estate make a fuss? No.
 
I really liked Lion King 1 1/3, but that might be because Timon was my favorite character from the original.
 
Bambi 2 I remember was okay. It served an actual purpose.

Cinderella 3 is genuinely good and, at times, a joy. It's so nutty that it works.
 
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It takes place quite early on in the movie with Dale, having undergone "CGI Surgery" (urgh), setting up a convention stall alongside some other 'washed-up' cartoon celebrities, hoping to once again step into the limelight.

One of these celebrities is, of course, Ugly Sonic, who optimistically states that the crowd will "like me for who I am", before signing an autograph for a couple of chuckling teenagers. Ugly Sonic notices that the fans laugh at him, exclaiming "oh, they're laughing at me, I know that. You can't hurt my feelings if I'm in on the joke!" He then tells Dale that he's lining up to star in a new show in which he takes part in ride-alongs with the FBI, titled "Ugly Sonic, Uglier Crimes". Dale then proceeds to stare at Ugly Sonic's 'human' teeth, the camera panning uncomfortably close to his mouth. And that's about it!
Have I mentioned how much I hate modern Disney and want them to crash and burn with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons?
 
Oh of only opl was free to see this... I can imagine the tweets about bow this movie is a" message from dimension c197's future about how things will be. " but he's in big boy jail now and may be for a long time.


The one good thing o can say about this trashfire is like many of Disney works that try to use 2D animation or looks passable too bad passable art can't save bad cringe writing.
 
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