DINNER TIME!!! - 1/25/18

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Did her bra finally bite the dust?
 
Loving the subtle shade Eric threw - she only lost the weight because she's sick.

Also, funny how she's showing us her 3x shirt now, but when we noticed that the Hot Topic shirt that D&D got her was a 5x, she refused to show us.

EDIT: The reason she thinks that she put on a SERVING AND A HALF is because she counted the tots that were stuck together "as one"!! That comes out to 18 instead of the actual number that they had. Of course, when they were done, they weren't stuck together anymore. Amber's stupidity is showing again.
 
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I think restaurant broccoli often has MSG (plus butter and salt) that's why it tastes so good. And most people know alot of Chinese and Indian restaurants use MSG to make the stuff taste better. Of course steamed broccoli is good but with butter, salt, MSG it taste more like junk food.
 
The thing that confuses me is that it's not like she doesn't have time to actually cook. She's home all day.
Instead she ALWAYS opts for these "instant" foods that are full of preservatives and don't taste very good.
Buy some actual ingredients, read some recipes, you have the time to do it. For the love of pete make a real dish instead of all these "tossed together" slop
 
Ozul said:
The thing that confuses me is that it's not like she doesn't have time to actually cook. She's home all day.
Instead she ALWAYS opts for these "instant" foods that are full of preservatives and don't taste very good.
Buy some actual ingredients, read some recipes, you have the time to do it. For the love of pete make a real dish instead of all these "tossed together" slop
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You are coming from a perspective of someone with a healthy relationship with food. Amber doesn't care about about flavor or preparation, and hates cooking. She wants to stuff shit in her face hole. She eats shit she claims to not like all the time. The more shit the better.
 
Ozul said:
The thing that confuses me is that it's not like she doesn't have time to actually cook. She's home all day.
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She's lazy. She has all the time in the world to do productive things, but she chooses to watch movies, play card games, and color instead. She just wants to play all day long like a 4 year old. God forbid she take her dog for regular walks or seek help for her medical (and mental) problems.
 
I wonder if she knows that she would have been better off cutting up fries from a potato and oven frying them? She would have been better off buying a real chicken breast and baking it than to eat a patty full of crap and preservatives. I have said it once, and will again... Amber can not fucking cook. That's why Destiny never ate her food. Her food always either looks too wet or too dry.
 
Fatblackpussy said:
I wonder if she knows that she would have been better off cutting up fries from a potato and oven frying them? .
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They have an air fryer, which we haven't seen since they unboxed it and Amber wondered if they could put water in it. I bet they did put water in it and fucked it up.
 
Someone in the Chantel Foodie Beauty thread had mentioned something about frying in water. Which is when AL started telling us she fries in water, every other day. Just something I noticed.
 
In her latest YouNow she got off of her bed to weigh herself. She was so out of breath that she could barely talk, and she actually admitted to it and said it’s hard to get off of her bed because the mattress is on the floor. She has no energy to do anything because moving around that much weight taxes her heart and joints and... everything. So I think that’s part of why she doesn’t spend more time learning to cook and sticks to shortcuts.

In the beginning of this video you can see her boxes of shit in the background in her “den”. There’s even rolls of wrapping paper, boxes of Christmas decorations, and some of those coloring pages scattered around. She is home all the time and can’t even manage to pick up a few items here or there. She’s said in the past that Eric is a clean freak. How does he put up with it? Her den isn’t even behind a door, all of her garbage is in full view of the rest of the house.
 
She’s getting a Slaton hump too.

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Their house always look like a fucking dumpster. Did you guys see that kitchen? I'd have a conniption.

I don't know what vlog I'm watching anymore, but the pieces of advice she takes from the commenters are so bizarre. "Eat normal food"? Nah. "Feed your cat a bit of wet food?" Yes.

Also, their sheets are ALL polyester. Polyester doesn't breathe. They probably wake up two moist, fat lumps. I keep thinking about the sound they'd make if they ran across the room and jumped into each other.

(Forgive me, guys. I accidentally double dipped on cough suppressants this afternoon.)
 
Botched Tit Job said:
I keep thinking about the sound they'd make if they ran across the room and jumped into each other.

(Forgive me, guys. I accidentally double dipped on cough suppressants this afternoon.)
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You're more than forgiven because that might be one of the funniest things I've read on here. I'm a little loopy too and can't stop laughing thinking about it.
 
AlabamaWhitman said:
You're more than forgiven because that might be one of the funniest things I've read on here. I'm a little loopy too and can't stop laughing thinking about it.
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I don't even have a cough. I took Dayquil and then accidentally took Mucinex DM instead of normal Mucinex and was wondering why I felt drunk an hour later. It's a wonder I can dress myself.

Anyway I've determined through a solid few hours of thinking that it would be like slapping two greased-up steaks together with jell-o between them. You know, for that added gushy sound.
 
Do they only have one set of sheets? If that's truly the case here, you know these two sleep in those sheets for months before washing them. :islamic:
 
she doesn't have the flu she has a crap immune system and is especially prone to infections in her lungs because of her weight.
 
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