Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[zap2theextreme]

I don't think we're going to get much of a blow up out of him after this. He'll just say it DID happen and "Ya'll just cant see them like I can cause my third eye is open." and continue to tongue and hump the air

 

[The Fool]

I can only picture that hypnogerms episode of ATHF where Shake was dreaming about putting on a fabulous show for a large audience of filing cabinets but in reality he was covered in garbage, standing in the middle of a busy road, trying to get run over.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

So are we merging today or what?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Aaaaany second now... aaaaaaaaany second now....

 

[zap2theextreme]

So are we merging today or what?

Yes, Chris' dreams are still on track to be shattered. As long we dont have another psychopathic friend come out of the woodwork and make him suck his own dick to start the merge.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Well, I don't know about you, but this terrifyingly muscular pink furry humanoid has appeared in my living room and demanded that I suck her frankly colossal dick.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Well, I don't know about you, but this terrifyingly muscular pink furry humanoid has appeared in my living room and demanded that I suck her frankly colossal dick.

Don't worry, that's just a normal rapist in a fursuit.

 

[Based Tom Nook]

So are we merging today or what?

From the looks of Chris' twitter, I think so.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I'm more looking forward to his excuse tomorrow.

 

[TheBridgeburner]

From the looks of Chris' twitter, I think so.View attachment 627193

Question is, will it be based on CEST or EST? Don't wanna unscrew my bottle too early.

 

[Nobunaga]

Emmm guys
I think chris wasnt jocking...

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Kiwi Farms, January 1 2019, 12:01 AM:

 

[.Magichan]

Well, I guess I'm gonna go create some marysure OP version of myself so in case the merge does happen I can save myself from a super-powered Nick Bates and his Coffee Crew.


Maybe I'll give myself 4 arms. Shit would be lit.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I don't think we're going to get much of a blow up out of him after this. He'll just say it DID happen and "Ya'll just cant see them like I can cause my third eye is open." and continue to tongue and hump the air

But he would have to explain why half the world (including Donald Trump) didn't die.

 

[Dattechpriest]

But he would have to explain why half the world (including Donald Trump) didn't die.

He could get away with saying half the population of the world did die or turn to glitter or whatever but it was all back water Chinese and Indian villages. Probably works out proportion wise.

 

[Oregano]

I'm not saying the merge is happening, but there's a bald, old guy in my house, saying that he needs me as a "vessel" to reenact a war or something.
But the merge is just a buncha bullshit... right?

 

[.Magichan]

But he would have to explain why half the world (including Donald Trump) didn't die.

Might be the moment where he just completely looses touch with reality and gets thrown in a mental asylum.

Let's remember, he thinks he has super powers right now.

 

[MeepBeep]

I can't wait to see Chris run outside. "Electric hedgehog power!" And making all these noises. Then when the jerkops show up for calls of a public disturbance, he tries launching electric and psychic attacks. The cop pulls a taser, but our hero isn't scared. They're immune to electricity...until the taser knocks him on his ass and he gets locked up.

 

[Guardsman42]

So...

The part I'm more curious in..when this just fucking fails... Chris and the money situation. Sure he can claim he has seen all these pokemon esque things. But there's no real CWCVille Coffers. And boy is he in debt.

 

[Based Tom Nook]

Question is, will it be based on CEST or EST? Don't wanna unscrew my bottle too early.

Virginia runs on Eastern time so we should know in about 6 hours.