Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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asperhes said:
If everyone is hibernating for 20 years, how is Chris supposed to get service at McDonald's?
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He'll be screaming at some passed out employee for twenty minutes before pepperspraying him and attempting to make his own food behind the counter leading to a giant grease fire, killing everybody inside.
 
Apparently Chris will be magically transported to the other dimension where he and his friends will wait for Earth to get done with 20 years of Rip Van Winkle type slumber. I think initially he thought he would have to wait 20 years thus this message where he seems upset:
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But apparently things were clarified and he was able to slip back into denial because he posted this:
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And 'make the jump'? This is sounding more and more like Heavens Gate as it progresses. I wonder when this leap between dimensions is supposed to happen.
 
Chris and his 'Teammates' will make sure that everything's fine and dandy when and if we wake up in 20 years' time - assuming we don't just die so Pinkie Pie can live.

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You had one job, Chris. One job...
 
Gunslinger said:
Apparently Chris will be magically transported to the other dimension where he and his friends will wait for Earth to get done with 20 years of Rip Van Winkle type slumber. I think initially he thought he would have to wait 20 years thus this message where he seems upset:
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But apparently things were clarified and he was able to slip back into denial because he posted this:
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And 'make the jump'? This is sounding more and more like Heavens Gate as it progresses. I wonder when this leap between dimensions is supposed to happen.
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By jump, the Teen Troon Squad are going to drug him with LSD, molly, a wholebunch of cold medicine, and vodka and tell him it's Derek's blood.

(Either way, they're going to amp up the ammount Chris is smoking.)
 
Sadly the Chris commits suicide due to Merge no longer seems like a joke.

Where are the Whiteknights when this is a frightening possibility? Because some one is feeding him the lines leading to drinking the spiked kool aid .
 
Gunslinger said:
Apparently Chris will be magically transported to the other dimension where he and his friends will wait for Earth to get done with 20 years of Rip Van Winkle type slumber. I think initially he thought he would have to wait 20 years thus this message where he seems upset:
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But apparently things were clarified and he was able to slip back into denial because he posted this:
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And 'make the jump'? This is sounding more and more like Heavens Gate as it progresses. I wonder when this leap between dimensions is supposed to happen.
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I'm looking more forward now to him being disappointed. I had thought the squad merely delayed his thinking for 20 years since he wouldn't drop it, but nope...imminent disappointment on the horizon...

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Guardsman42 said:
Sadly the Chris commits suicide due to Merge no longer seems like a joke.

Where are the Whiteknights when this is a frightening possibility? Because some one is feeding him the lines leading to drinking the spiked kool aid .
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You make a good point. Although it seems obvious Chris has shoved everyone away, usually by now someone or other would step in.
@Marvin
Has people like Kim, Watermelon, given up on Chris?
 
DeathHeat said:
You make a good point. Although it seems obvious Chris has shoved everyone away, usually by now someone or other would step in.
@Marvin
Has people like Kim, Watermelon, given up on Chris?
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I know he has, and he's frustrating af to deal with, but we've entered the general situation of some one needs to be ready to speed dial a county service situation.

I mean I'd laugh if Chris was still just banking on this to save him from paying debt, but this has that suicide pact feel going on. What's worse is I am not convinced those teenagers are behind it. They could end up involved and god knows what that would lead to.
 
Guardsman42 said:
I know he has, and he's frustrating af to deal with, but we've entered the general situation of some one needs to be ready to speed dial a county service situation.

I mean I'd laugh if Chris was still just banking on this to save him from paying debt, but this has that suicide pact feel going on. What's worse is I am not convinced those teenagers are behind it. They could end up involved and god knows what that would lead to.
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Chris would likely botch up his anhero and I don't want to think of these kids being the "Magi-Chan that helps him merge" but it's starting to seem like it with his latest updates.
 
Fuck it. I'm gonna refuse to hibernate, and raise hell for 20 years in an uninhabited world. Who's up for twenty years of debauchery and hedonism with me?
 
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