Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Guts Gets Some]

We won't get a video. He won't upload it when nothing winds up happening.

 

[Nekromantik]

I hope this is as real as the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Footage of Chris after the merge:

 

[CWCissey]

Is he touching that bloody Dreamcast again?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Autism finds a way....

 

[MasterDisaster]

So Chris has been sticking forks in electric sockets.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Please enjoy the holidays with your loved ones before it's too late and 50% of the world's population has their souls torn asunder by the dimensional merge.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

How's that going to work? Is he going to electrocute himself?

 

[Milk Mage]

Oh dear God this is gonna be amazing a shitshow

 

[Mimic]

He's going to shoot turds out his ass and do nothing.

 

[CWCissey]

How's that going to work? Is he going to electrocute himself?

Well that started this Neptunia shit in the first place.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

So drinking too much coffee and watching too much television makes you have electric-hedgehog powers, anything else to add Chris?

 

[GS 281]

The toaster-in-a-bathtub saga will be shocking.

 

[sax_banana]

The Dimensional Merge has been reported in Qinghai, China.

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This is the Moon Rabbit, a well-loved figure in Chinese and Japanese mythology. The critter literally crashed down from the sky, flattening a whole playground filled with little children. This might be the first mass casualty of the Merge.

big chungus has invaded china

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Oh my God. I just realized it's possible that Chris thinks static electricity discharge is a sonichu power.

 

[_blank_]

Almost five years ago (my oh my where does the time go), Chris burned down his house. What better way of remembering such a momentous event by doing it again, but this time burning it down in an even more stupider fashion?

 

[sax_banana]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

my blender just turned into a gremlin with a dick cannon, but other than that it's fine

 

[introman]

Lightning Bolts = Static Electricity.

 

[Snuckening]

To truly be sure the video isn't editted, Chris MUST do this live on stream. Pre-recorded video just can't be trusted.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Totally sounds like Downsy Goddess superpowers & not at all symptoms of Da Beetus..