Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[Monolith]

One of my friends just tried to listen to some music and this happened.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

heres a selfie of me now

 

[Some Manajerk]

Some green haired nomad chick just walked in, kicked away my delicious plate of mutton, and said my wife was worried about me. I have a sudden urge to wear blue and join her fight against her uncle. advice?

also i do not have a wife to my knowledge if it helps.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

There will come a day when Chris has a heart attack and will think he's regenerating like Doctor Who.

I always had the theory that when he talks about "heartaches" he is being a literal mong who confuses genuine chest pains with being sad because da man in the pickle suit tricked him again.

 

[captkrisma]

After The Merge, I have discovered that I have become a slime ala Dragon Quest. A smile is permanently etched upon my face and I no longer have arms or legs. I am typing this using my body, and I imagine this will ruin my keyboard.

This is not what I expected nor wanted. Please kill me.

 

[deeman]

I always had the theory that when he talks about "heartaches" he is being a literal mong who confuses genuine chest pains with being sad because da man in the pickle suit tricked him again.

If i had constant heartattacks i´d be sad too.

 

[Raiken]

Chris's ass became the portal of the dimensional merge, every single fictional character will crawl out of it.

Yes, even planets.

 

[muh_moobs]

Nothing too drastic happened, but now I got this weird pattern on my arm. Looks like this

Should I be concerned?

DIE HERETIC!!!!

 

[Guardsman42]

I always had the theory that when he talks about "heartaches" he is being a literal mong who confuses genuine chest pains with being sad because da man in the pickle suit tricked him again.

That ...would be a pretty bad sign of not being in touch with reality, and sadly all to possible given he also thinks dimensions are merging and he has horrible health.

Maybe one of the Wranglers, or ex wranglers can chime in on if he seriously might be this far gone? If he is, this might be grounds for Chris legitimately needs intervention now and not later. Like state intervention.

 

[Rupin]

I survived the merge and met my alternate self. He's a loser too.

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

Quick update: Now found a portal in my room, with this thing staring at me.

Send help.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Quick update: Now found a portal in my room, with this thing staring at me.

Send help.

Spoiler

 

[deathray44]

I've Seen a Similar Variation also Staring at me in the same Fashion.

semi related.

also this is appropriate too

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Did you know they are remaking the first Pokémon movie? Mewtwo is in CGI, like two dimensions merged or something.

 

[AnonAutismo]

So hows everyone doing with the merge going on?

I may have destroyed Tokyo in a nuclear fury.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

A white knight and twitter troll was fighting. The white knight said Chris doesn't need to get a job because he's already a busy goddess and the troll said Chris is not a goddess. This is Chris's response:

After countless people telling him he was crazy and needed help, Chris said he will finally prove them wrong by shooting lighting bolts on camera.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Any day or moment now oh wow I'm so excited I could shit Chris' pants.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Chris is chewing through the wires on his Keurig like some kind of autistic rodent.

house fire part 2 incoming

 

[obliviousbeard]