Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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I used to take the position that Chris could function if push came to shove, that his delusions would take a backseat to reality when he had to.

Not sure anymore.
 
HE'S WORKIN' ON IT!

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Psychic headaches and body-numbing moments... these aren't symptoms of an obesity related heart condition or something, is it?
 
Diabetes would cause numbness in the extremities (fingers, toes) so he may want to get a check-up, rather than pretending the world is ending in a cartoon apocalypse.
 
No_one said:
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What is the shining crest in his chest?
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I too am starting to notice the signs
1. Romane lettuce recall (happen every year all over the world)
2. California wildfires ( happen almost every year)
3. Skid marks in Chris' panties, which happen every day.
Someone call ace of base because I saw the sign.
 
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Wraith said:
Psychic headaches and body-numbing moments... these aren't symptoms of an obesity related heart condition or something, is it?
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I wouldn't be surprised if Chris is developing diabetes - years of little to no physical activity and a terrifyingly unhealthy diet would certainly contribute to his risk. The numbness kinda sounds like diabetic neuropathy.

When was the last time Chris visited a (medical) doctor? If I remember right, he ordered his Estrogen online and didn't go to a doctor to get it prescribed.
 
Yeah, even odds on whether he'll just push doomsdate further when it doesn't happen or will pretend that it basically has happened. I'm leaning towards the latter since he's using a lettuce recall as a sign of the apocalypse.
 
thermocline said:
When was the last time Chris visited a (medical) doctor? If I remember right, he ordered his Estrogen online and didn't go to a doctor to get it prescribed.
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He did Oestrogel for a time, but eventually he got prescribed HRT from a doctor after using all the correct buzzwords. Hence the hideous cone-tits in that All Star video.
 
fiu0cm said:
Did Chris give someone his XB1 and WiiU?
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Chris probably shorted them out trying to "connect" with the goddesses within. No wonder he's having numbness and headaches. Probably electrocuted himself again. Or it could be his constant diet of energy drinks and no sleep on top of his already high blood pressure.
 
Guardsman42 said:
So...he's now a bitch I guess, is that the correct term now? Cause the way this reality merge is playing out, he's some one's bitch to be this far gone.
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Lol that "reformed masochist" bitch answers to only one master. And that master is The Internet.
 
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