Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[ToroidalBoat]

This may have been asked already, but when and how did CWC get The Merge idea?

I imagine he first made it up while spacing out "astral projecting in CWCville."

 

[Silver Octopus]

The merge hasn't happened yet, I guess Chris didn't jerk off to All-Stars hard enough for it to work...

 

[fiu0cm]

This may have been asked already, but when and how did CWC get The Merge idea?

I imagine he first made it up while spacing out "astral projecting in CWCville."

The merge was first mentioned in mid-October by Magi-Chan:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

go see what in cwcville a sonichu would look like irl

The sight of it may drive the beholder mad. Kind of like the sanic totem.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

My left hand just turned into a Sonic recolor. Help.

 

[zap2theextreme]

My left hand just turned into a Sonic recolor. Help.

give yourself a stranger

 

[Shibaru]

lol fuck this one, y'all can laugh all you want but i wrote it as a mf joke lmao

[keep your comments on it, i bet people still wanna see the archives of it.]

 

[Pringus]

Man, my Hand looks Weird... my Nails are longer than usual and the entire hand is all Gray and white, Help.

Shit's Happening too, I Feel Funny, My Car got Replaced, and i feel like my Town is changing to some sort of weird Version of the Early 2000's America.

 

[I_Swallow_Ice_Cubes]

Aaaand my dog just became a Pikachu, fucking great; anyone know what they eat?

 

[Buck Mullet]

What a fitting way for the dimensional merge to end.

 

[Shibaru]

Aaaand my dog just became a Pikachu, fucking great; anyone know what they eat?

*insert generic cheese joke here*

 

[Nay0lfa]

If fiction is coming to merge with our world, do I have to deal with Lovecraft monsters? that would suck ass

 

[Shibaru]

Man, my Hand looks Weird... my Nails are longer than usual and the entire hand is all Gray and white, Help.

Shit's Happening too, I Feel Funny, My Car got Replaced, and i feel like my Town is changing to some sort of weird Version of the Early 2000's America.

Oh wait it Never changed because it ain't Happening!

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

If fiction is coming to merge with our world, do I have to deal with Lovecraft monsters? that would suck ass

Is this whole thing not eldritch and non-Euclidean enough already? I mean, to be on the safe side, you could stay away from Antarctica and New England if possible, and avoid anyone in a Miskatonic University shirt.

 

[Shibaru]

Is this whole thing not eldritch and non-Euclidean enough already? I mean, to be on the safe side, you could stay away from Antarctica and New England if possible, and avoid anyone in a Miskatonic University shirt.

Don't forget Ohio, only Safe Place There is that Abandoned Underground Bus Station that Nobody Uses

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If fiction is coming to merge with our world, do I have to deal with Lovecraft monsters? that would suck ass

If brought to Chris' attention, he'd claim the monsters of Lovecraft, Warhammer 40000, and other "grimdark" stories are among that percentage of OCs that die. (with a margin of error)

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

If brought to Chris' attention, he'd claim the monsters of Lovecraft, Warhammer 40000, and other "grimdark" stories are among the percentage of OCs that die.

Well, what the hell fun is this merger going to be if our Cthulhu bedroom slippers don't come to life and unleash unspeakable cosmic horror? Worse, what is @Ravenor going to do without the Holy Inquisition or w/e?

Edited to add: I'm going to be just pissed if Black Phillip (from The VVitch) isn't a thing. I want to know the taste of butter, have a pretty dress, and live deliciously.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

What a fitting way for the dimensional merge to end.

Not with a bang, but with a whimper, and with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.

 

[Reggie the Partizan]

Jesus Christ, who are you people and where am I? What happened to CWCVille? Sarge, where are you?! Sarge!

...oh no. She finally did it, didn't she? The Dimensional Rift has finally come to pass. This is the Endgame.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

If brought to Chris' attention, he'd claim the monsters of Lovecraft, Warhammer 40000, and other "grimdark" stories are among that percentage of OCs that die. (with a margin of error)

You can't kill the grimdark, baby. We'll be just fine.