Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[zap2theextreme]

Since when does Chris smoke marijuana? I thought the only drug he used was Paxil.

he hangs out with a group of teenaged trannys that give him weed.

 

[Shibaru]

People confused it for a date because it also coincidentally happened to be the date for his court appearance

I Can Honestly see why people thought it would've been 11/14 and 12/18, Considering those are/were Court dates that Chris will Most Likely Not Show up to, he's already Skipped out on one and considering this whole ordeal i bet he'll skip out on the other one as well.

 

[suckfest]

I Can Honestly see why people thought it would've been 11/14 and 12/18, Considering those are/were Court dates that Chris will Most Likely Not Show up to, he's already Skipped out on one and considering this whole ordeal i bet he'll skip out on the other one as well.

wasnt the court just postponed or did he actually flat out not show up

 

[Shibaru]

wasnt the court just postponed or did he actually flat out not show up

Haven't found out much info about it, but from what i can Tell so far with the info i have... He Skipped out i guess.

 

[Ghostbeater]

Nice getting to know all you kiwis. Was a short one, but let us all gather on the other side to renew our bond of shit posting. Last one there is a ponyfucker

 

[AnOminous]

So what do you guys think he's doing right now? Just staring at the wall waiting for the CWC portal to open?

Cutting the skin off Barb's carcass.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Is it natural to feel uneasy about this whole thing? It’s exceptional, but I’m actually feeling something. Lol I guess it’s nothing.

 

[Shibaru]

So what do you guys think he's doing right now? Just staring at the wall waiting for the CWC portal to open?

Imagining himself Transforming into his "CPU Sonichu" Varient, but what he's actually doing is staring at his tv playing the game.

 

[fiu0cm]

If whoever feeds Chris this shit told him that offing himself would ensure him a place in this next dimension, would he?

Probably not. Chris seems to have a pretty intense moral aversion to the concept of suicide.

I'd love to sit Chris down for like 2 hours and just pick his brain about the dimensional merge and its rules.

It would take longer than 2 hours, and you'd get less than what he's said on Twitter.

so did chris commit suicide, or did he go on a killing spree? or is he gonna realize it didn't work, and spend the rest of the day crying, while barb is trying to figure out where she went wrong in life?

I'm still hoping that Magi-Chan convinced him the merge happened and no characters that Chris likes made it.

How does this work when Chris has about seven different Mary Sues/OCs? When the dimensions merge, do they all come together like a giant autistic transformer, or is Chris being split into a bunch of different people (one is enough, dear godbearcpujesus)?

GodJesus and the Cosmos determine what version is the most significant and that's the version that makes it. I think we can assume that our universe's (powerless) Chris is the most significant and is going to be the one that takes over.

Chris is a rétard who darts from one fleeting obsession to the next, there's no point trying to make sense of this whole thing

He's set up a lot of rules about the merge along the way. All of it seemingly culminating with Chris being merged as an autistic powerless tranny with no sweethearts.

wasnt the court just postponed or did he actually flat out not show up

He went to court. They seem to have worked out a payment plan with 6% interest, and have a continuation set for January.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It ironically sounds like he's trying to save himself in it.

The Sailor Moon Poster has failed.

 

[Nobunaga]

Who would had though that the trumpets of apocalypse wouldnt be played by an angel, but by nulls autistic gf

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Imagining himself Transforming into his "CPU Sonichu" Variant, but what he's actually doing is staring at his tv playing the game.

Or he could’ve taken paxel and then smoked weed.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

the the fr*ck isnt this post an announcement

also what the fuck did i just witness

 

[TrippinKahlua]

See you tomorrow Chris.

 

[No_one]

Does Chris consider the possibility that, despite orders from CPU Christine, the Universe will shit itself and do nothing, and the only thing merged will be the threads on KF?

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

I wonder if Chris is sitting outside on his porch looking around for his creations as he truly believes this merge is happening.
Another thing I wonder is when he realizes that nothing happened will this break him?

 

[Nobunaga]

Holy shit bros its happening
Chris was right all along

 

[cans.wav]

THE MERGE IS IN "PROGRESS"

 

[Meowzers]

 

[Chan the Wizard]

It’s an even more autistic human instrumentality project. And since that was already really autistic this at previously unknown levels of autism.