Did you touch grass today?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I did. I made it pragent.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

I identify as grass and I don't want anyone touching me thanks

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

why the fuck would you do that when you have a computer and a home, lol

 

[Sprocket]

I mowed my lawn today.