Did you touch grass this weekend?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I did and needed stitches. Fucker bit me.

 

[ñññ]

No.

 

[Retink]

Nah, I just sat there hitting F5

 

[OrionBalls]

I rolled all over that shit. And then accidentally rolled in shit, and decided to come back inside.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

I stayed inside my Moms basement all day playing video games and shitposting on 4chan while gorging myself on a steady diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew.

 

[Justtocheck]

How KF feels after this weekend.

 

[Keystone]

Yes. It was quite dry and needed watering.

 

[AbyssStarer]

I grilled like a reel American. Hell ye

 

[Vecr]

Yeah. Had to look around for bugs and shit though.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I rubbed my dick in grass, baby!!!


…..my HOA says I’m not allowed on the nature trails any more.

 

[The B-52's]

I was outside harassing transgender women to make up for the time lost on here.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

I regularly interact with nature.

 

[The Magnificence]

Briefly, when I tackled one of the coeds who made a break for it and slit her throat.

Other than that I just sat at the PC hiting "reload" on the Kiwi Farms homepage over and over and over ad nauseum.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I installed starlink for my pad. So touched the sky?

 

[Beak Thing]

I both touched and smoked it as a matter of fact.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You know Saturday I was doing stuff and actually thinking "There should be a thread for every time downtime like this happens where farmers can share the various things they did while the site was offline, just so the trannies can be reminded of how they'd wither up and die if they didn't have the internet"

Maybe that was naively optimistic idea.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Yeah it was over-rated. Had to deal with my old enemy too, The Sun!

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I spent the weekend cleaning and playing vidya. Listening to Null's streams and kept an eye on Jim friend's Twitter for news.

 

[DankSmoker]

I injured my ribs before the fag shenanigans so the timing was unfortunate. Been rewatching The Expanse though.