Did you get your vitamins today?

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Wake up
2 cups of coffee and ritalin.
Slam water
Coffee cigarette
Half a bottle of water,.cigarette
Take dog to vet, bring water with, forget it in the car.
Mouth dry.
My pitbull bites my hand
I Start licking blood off my hand when nobody is looking because I am that thirsty and its a good source of Iron.

Get home, coffee cigarette
Eat a piece of fruit
Cigarette
Beer, steak, potatoes, asperigus, wine
Cigarette

Healthy day.
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Wake up
2 cups of coffee and ritalin.
Slam water
Coffee cigarette
Half a bottle of water,.cigarette
Take dog to vet, bring water with, forget it in the car.
Mouth dry.
My pitbull bites my hand
I Start licking blood off my hand when nobody is looking because I am that thirsty and its a good source of Iron.

Get home, coffee cigarette
Eat a piece of fruit
Cigarette
Beer, steak, potatoes, asperigus, wine
Cigarette

Healthy day.
 
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