Did you do the dishes?

[Cat tit bingo]

Come on they're not going to do them selves. you can't just eat everything off napkins, christ at least get some paper plates man.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

That's my mom's job. Until I get a wife. Then it's my wife's job.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Food objectively tastes better when eaten off paper or styrofoam plates with plastic cutlery. I don't make the rules.

 

[Jason Wynn]

What dishes? Why use dishes when God gave you a perfectly good pair of hands to rip and tear at your food like a beast

 

[GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG]

Well, I mostly have a dishwasher, but I do wash the stuff that doesn't fit.

 

[Ventrue]

Never. That is what the help is for and they have been instructed to toss out the old china by throwing it at the oncoming traffic to establish hegemony and replace it with the new china.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

no it makes the pizza boxes all soggy

 

[AnneRipper1010]

No I do the dishwasher
It does the dishes

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

i'll do the rest later tomorrow, i made dinner late and im in a mood

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I legit will use the same dirty plate for at least two weeks before washing it, because I am a lazy fuck. I live alone, so it's not like I care about appearances.

 

[OrionBalls]

Wtf, no! Why else would I have a husband? I cook, he does the dishes.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I legit will use the same dirty plate for at least two weeks before washing it, because I am a lazy fuck. I live alone, so it's not like I care about appearances.

Same. I also don't own any cups and refill the same Aquafina bottle for like a month without cleaning it before I finally buy a new one.

 

[rel=alternate]

I legit will use the same dirty plate for at least two weeks before washing it, because I am a lazy fuck. I live alone, so it's not like I care about appearances.

what do you eat that would make this somehow acceptable?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

im still eating fuck off

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

what do you eat that would make this somehow acceptable?

your mom's pussy

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Wtf, no! Why else would I have a husband? I cook, he does the dishes.

This is wrong. Dishes are women's work. Unless you married an FTM then it's wrong on a whole nother level.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I'm too busy gaming bro. I'll do them tomorrow.