Did I catch the gay?

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So I was having a good time with my bros. Nothing fruity, just a good work-out followed by a hot shower.

Anyway, we start sucking each other off as friends often do (not in a gay way or anything).
But then one of the guys breaks down in tears and confesses to us that he might be gay.

Now, I'm worried. Having sex with a gay man is pretty fucking gay. Am I gay now too because of him?
 
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Hmmm, yes. I see. All is normal until the second half here.

Now when you say you had sex with him, was this still oral only? If yes, then who was doing the sucking? That's very important to the equation. If he is sucking you, then this is normal geh man behavior and puts the situation about 40% geh. If you were sucking him, well that changes things. It's a sin to suck a geh man when you are straight. It's like being poisoned in a FromSoft game where the geh grows from within the longer you go without alcoholic cleansers. You start at 40% and slowly creep anywhere up to and including 69% geh. Have you started having images of ball sacks? Do things like "uwu" and "rawr XD" Make their way into your text messages or other forms of writing? I am not seeing much evidence of that here, so there might still be time.

Now, if this has escalated into anal penetration, I'm afraid it's looking very bad. To have anal with a professed geh means to give them immeasurable pleasure. Even if you are giving, this puts you in the range of 60-69% geh. To allow the geh dominance over your booty hole is a cardinal sin, and escalates close to 90% geh. I am afraid it is too late for you in each of these scenarios, as you have fallen between geh and very geh figures. I consider these accurate, as each situation is considered on a case to case scenario.

Thank you for your question. You can take my measurements as fact, for I am well studied in gehology and gehnatomy, as well as spending 2 weeks in San Francisco once. If you have any issues with the results, I direct you to my lawyer @JethroTullamore, who is also an understudy to the subject matter. Have a pleasant day!
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You caught the gay a long time ago sir, on August 17, 2018.

This site is like a reverse gay conversion camp but if conversion camps were effective and not just an excuse for a bunch of homos to go have gay sex in the woods.
 
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Day Drinking said:
Hmmm, yes. I see. All is normal until the second half here.

Now when you say you had sex with him, was this still oral only? If yes, then who was doing the sucking? That's very important to the equation. If he is sucking you, then this is normal geh man behavior and puts the situation about 40% geh. If you were sucking him, well that changes things. It's a sin to suck a geh man when you are straight. It's like being poisoned in a FromSoft game where the geh grows from within the longer you go without alcoholic cleansers. You start at 40% and slowly creep anywhere up to and including 69% geh. Have you started having images of ball sacks? Do things like "uwu" and "rawr XD" Make their way into your text messages or other forms of writing? I am not seeing much evidence of that here, so there might still be time.

Now, if this has escalated into anal penetration, I'm afraid it's looking very bad. To have anal with a professed geh means to give them immeasurable pleasure. Even if you are giving, this puts you in the range of 60-69% geh. To allow the geh dominance over your booty hole is a cardinal sin, and escalates close to 90% geh. I am afraid it is too late for you in each of these scenarios, as you have fallen between geh and very geh figures. I consider these accurate, as each situation is considered on a case to case scenario.

Thank you for your question. You can take my measurements as fact, for I am well studied in gehology and gehnatomy, as well as spending 2 weeks in San Francisco once. If you have any issues with the results, I direct you to my lawyer @JethroTullamore, who is also an understudy to the subject matter. Have a pleasant day!
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He’s right, it really depends on who was doing the sucking and weather or not you yelled “no homo” at any point, the amount in which you enjoyed it and what you were thinking about also play a factor here.

For example, without elaborating, I can tell you that @Day Drinking is only 69% gay while I am much closer to 92% gay, due to client attorney privileges I can not elaborate but both of those figures are relatively high.
 
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