Dick stuck in ketchup bottle

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

Ok so say hypothetically your penis was inserted into a ketchup bottle and you can't get it out what do you do to get it out, this is 100% theoretical im just asking because I am curious kiwibros. Also hypothetically lets imagine that its a "heinz squeezy hot chili ketchup 16oz" bottle. Like hypothetically it'd burn a lot so a quick answer would be great right, thanks kiwibrofags.

 

[ITK]

Put it under ice-cold water to shrink it and then rub it in butter. Good luck brother

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

pretty small dick ya got there chief



if you stop watching tranny porn and get soft it'll probably fall off

 

[White_N]

Wait for the "cylinder" to get soft.

 

[CowPox]

Is there a reason to ever take it off?

 

[User names must be unique]

Piss really hard until the pressure rockets the bottle of your dick.

 

[ForTheHoard]

You inspired me to go with a throwback.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Is there a reason to ever take it off?

When his mom brings the mayo bottle fromt he market

Theorically, ofc

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Use a heat gun to shrink-wrap the bottle around your penis. You now have an Infinite durability condom and the world has no more chance of your genetics being passed on. Everybody wins!

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Sebd photos

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

some form of lubricant would maybe help like if a wedding ring gets stuck on your finger., if you feel okay with using scissors then cutting the bottle may help.

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

pretty small dick ya got there chief

if you stop watching tranny porn and get soft it'll probably fall off

keffals fart porn, actually