Dick, Pussy or Ass??

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Dick Tracy, Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero and Cosmo "Assman" Kramer walk into a bar and the bartender asks "how did you get your names?" Dick says I got my name because I'm a detective that fights crime. Kramer said he got his name from a mistake at the DMV and he has a license plate that was suppose to go to a doctor.

Salvatore remains silent which gets everybody's attention, they turn and look at Salvatore. The bartender asks again "well, how did you get your name?" Salvatore still silent stares at his drink, drinks it then gets up and walks out the bar. Because of that I never learned why they called a fat Italian guy "Big Pussy".
 
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See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
 
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