Dick Length vs IQ - Determining an exchange rate.

[Gan Ying]

You have been cursed by a hag and must trade away 5 inches of dick length (or an equivalent amount of IQ points) or else die instantly. You can trade away both IQ and inches of your dick in whatever measure you want, as long as it adds up to 5 inches of total dick length to be sacrificed.

What, for you, would be an equivalent exchange of IQ points and 1 inch of dick length? The highest amount of IQ that you'd be willing to trade away to retain 1 inch of dick length.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

can't make sense of that gibberish but then again I've got a huge cock ...

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

both below average

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If the 5 inches puts me into the negative, does that mean I get a vagina?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

If the 5 inches puts me into the negative, does that mean I get a vagina?

a neo vagina, like your hero Jazz Jennings

 

[Lou Bega]

Can I give away extra IQ points to make my dick bigger?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Can I give away extra IQ points to make my dick bigger?

Can I give away extra IQ points to make my vagina deeper (to accommodate BBC)?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

It really is quite easy:

Spoiler: I made you a highly sophisticated graph so even you can understand it

 

[We Are The Witches]

It really is quite easy:

You put them outside the graph, so are they god? Unmeasurable power!

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

Given that I need my dick and I already lost some IQ points reading the OP's post, I'm fine with the later.

 

[OrionBalls]

Hags don't curse women. Provided I can pick up all that scattered kasha off the floor before she gets home. Luckily, I saved some mice from death on the way here, so they'll help me out.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

It would appear that both Ralph and RTU had to answer this question once and both elected to lose a sizable amount of both. I guess I'm choosing the grave.

 

[McMitch]

I assumed this was going to be a question regarding a supposed negative correlation between intelligence and penis size, possibly even invoking Mutt’s Law. I will commend OP: despite his driveling nonsense, I am glad in my assumption being wrong.

That being said: I would be willing to go all-in on IQ at an exchange rate of up to 4 IQ points per inch.

 

[Modern Audience]

I don't understand the question, I'm somewhat smart, but having a large dick hasn't helped me all that much outside of minor confidence. I'd maybe trade length for IQ, or just go down to 2.5 inches. The minimum IQ I'm willing to trade an inch of my dick for is 10 points.

 

[dick brain]

I choose to die instantly.

 

[Turquoise]

"Would you rather have more dick or more brain?" is exactly the kind of pitiful question kiwifarmers are forced to contend with. Imagine though, being Carl Benjamin, giving big brained hot takes daily and having a massive 1/4 African schlong to not rape Jess Phillips with.