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I'm so sorry.
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I'm so, so sorry.
WHAT
WHY ARE THEY JACKED
AND WHY DOES SHADOW HAVE A TEXAS-SIZED COCK
HOW IS THAT CHRISTIAN IN ANY WAY
 
I'm so sorry.
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I'm so, so sorry.

Lies! You are not sorry at all. :P

Also, this is possibly an odd observation, but why are Shadow's hover shoes turned on? Or is he using them to propel himself toward the cross on his knees? I'm so confused.
 
Lies! You are not sorry at all. :P

Also, this is possibly an odd observation, but why are Shadow's hover shoes turned on? Or is he using them to propel himself toward the cross on his knees? I'm so confused.
So he can hump the cross for Jaysus, of course...
 
Speaking of Christian Sonic fan art, I've been trying to find this piece for months. It's Sonic crying being comforted by Simba from Lion King, saying "Don't worry, Tails will come to the Lord when he's ready." And then there's a footnote that says "Tails later came to the Lord."
 
Speaking of Christian Sonic fan art, I've been trying to find this piece for months. It's Sonic crying being comforted by Simba from Lion King, saying "Don't worry, Tails will come to the Lord when he's ready." And then there's a footnote that says "Tails later came to the Lord."
I can't find that, but I can compensate for my failures.

It would seem that Christian Fanart of Sonic is somewhat of a phenomenon among the spergery of the Sonic fanbase, to the point where I found a recolor called Christian that converts people to Jacesus.

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This image shows the unspeakable heresy of man and animal commingled as one being, adding the wings of the lord's messengers.

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The Mehreen, starring John Clena.

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Such heresy, fellow citizens. There is implied hedgehog fucking and blatant disregard for the commandment of "There is no marriage in heaven". Where does this heresy end?

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In this heretical image, Christ our lord and The Holy Virgin are presented as subhuman animals.

Did God give animals the earth to rule, my congregation? I think not!

Go, out! Go out and burn every Sonic game that you find, to banish this vile sorcery!

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GIANTS?

Clearly, this comic supports the vile Nephalim conspiracy to rule our world! My congregation, the case has been for the clear and blatant made satanic parody of Our Savior! Now, go!

Go out and burn the heretical works of Sonic, made by the vile Japanese! Go out and burn them all, so that the flames of burning sorcery appease God Our Lord! And if I see you and you children dancing after it, you better pray for mercy!
 
SPACE FEATHERS

Yeah I didn't know they were feathers at first and was wondering if these...beings...have the ability to glow in certain spots. Also, the restraining thing that is holding their feet looks like it cut them or something
 
Just a heads up for any DA users. There's a contest being held around transformation, so if you see a lot more transformation stuff then usual, you'll know why.

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This is a bizarre picture somebody drew in honor of The Little Mermaid's 25th anniversary:
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As a bonus, here are some of the comments. They're just as autistic as this crossover.
"All Dogs go to Heaven is a cult classic." "What does cult mean?" "I don't know."
"Poor Charlie. He looks dead to me. :(" "Charlie is dead." "Ouch! Poor dog. :(" "Yeah!"
"I just wish their was 30 of them." "Oh." "YEs 30 Rogers that would help me get some new drawing ideas. Like roger rabbit for example." "Ok!"
 
This is a bizarre picture somebody drew in honor of The Little Mermaid's 25th anniversary:
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As a bonus, here are some of the comments. They're just as autistic as this crossover.

tism.
 
Time for something unrelated to art, as I'm going to post something else Digimon-related but it's not art, it's one of the stupidest and sadly recent fanfictions I've ever read that it might put Pooh's Adventures to shame.

http://alvinorsupporterfnf1.deviantart.com/art/Akira-and-the-Chocolate-Factory-Chapter-1-462063713

Akira and the Chocolate Factory

Chapter 1 : Enter Our Hero and The Story of Jack Frost
In a small city in somewhere in California, a factory was in the city. This factory appeared to be like any other factory, but this factory belonged to an unusual but famous and enterprising chocolatier.

AlvinorSupporterFnF1 Presents

Akira and the Chocolate Factory

In the factory, chocolate was being poured into pans and being processed before lifted up to a machine above.

Featuring the voices of:

Chris Pine as Jack Frost

Idina Menzel as Elsa

Christopher Lloyd as Judge Doom

Chris Sanders as Stitch and Leroy

Daviegh Chase as Lilo Pelikai

David Lander as Smart Ass

June Foray as Wheezy

Charles Fleischer as Greasy and Psycho

Fred Newman as Stupid

Stan Hart as Professor Oak

Joshua Seth as Tai Kamiya

Collen O’Shaugnessey as Sora Takenouchi

Michel Lindsay as Agumon and Koromon

Tiffanie Christun as Biyomon

Sara Notochenny as Delia Ketchum

Veronica Taylor as Ash Ketchum

Rachel Lillis as Misty Waterflowers

Dave Wittenberg as Jonathon Izumi

Jim Cummings as Ray

Jennifer Lewis as Mama Odie

Michael Leon Wooley as Louis the Alligator

Frank Welker as Sparky

Rob Paulsen as Reuben

Tara Strong as Angel

Mike McFarland as Genta Kojima

Colleen Clickenbeard as Mrs. Kojima

Christina Applegate as Brittany Miller

Tress McNeille as Mrs. Beatrice Miller

Rebecca Shoichet as Sunset Shimmer

Kathleen Barr as Blossom Shimmer

Justin Long as Alvin Seville

Ross Bagdasarian as David Seville

And

Allison Viktorin as Akira Kamiya

Based on the Tim Burton adaption of the Roald Dahl book

Music by KingHuffy2

Written by AlvinorSupporterFnF1 and KingHuffy2

Original Songs by Danny Elfman and Roald Dahl

Produced by AlvinorSupporterFnF1

Directed by AlvinorSupporterFnF1

The chocolate was put into wrappers right into a conveyor belt. A pale mysterious hand put five shimmering gold tickets onto a random five of the chocolate bars. These gold tickets will change the lives of five individuals, especially one.

After the last golden ticket was put in the fifth bar, the chocolate was pushed through the conveyor belt before wrapped up in red and yellow wrappers with the words “Frost Bars” in them. The bars were put into crates and the crates were closed up as it was stamped to show where their destination is. The boxes were put into trucks. Each truck left after they received their crates. However, the actual story did not start in the factory but rather in another place…

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Meanwhile, in a park, a kid about eleven (nearing her twelth birthday) years old, was listlessly lying in the grass. She’s a girl with dark brown hair, dark brown eyes matching her eyes, lightly tanned skin, and wearing a red short-sleeved t-shirt with a yellow “1” imprinted in it, jeans, red goggles swung at her neck, and sneakers. With her were three Digimon. One’s a small pink bunny-like Digimon with red hands, no hands or legs, the second’s a yellow Tyrannosaurus-Rex-like Digimon, and the third’s a pink bird-like Digimon (resembling a Chocobo) with blue tips and an anklet.

The yellow Digimon asked, to the girl, “So, Akira, how do you think our new home will be.” The girl, now known as Akira, sighed, “I’d rather not talk about it, Agumon.” The bird-like Digimon asked, “You’re really that upset, huh? Look “don’t be mad at your mother and father…it’s just…” Akira sighed, “They had to move for our jobs…I know…I know, Biyomon.” The small armless Digimon asked, “You’re not mad at them, are you?”

Akira shook her head, “No, Koromon, I’m not mad…it’s just…I really miss Japan…Aunt Kari, Uncle TK, Margaret and MJ….” A voice sounding like Rob Paulsen narrated, “This story is about a not-so-ordinary girl named Akira Kamiya…

Akira and the Digimon turned around and saw the same factory that was seen earlier. “Though…I will admit the factory there looks cool…I heard from Ashley Armburster it was the factory of Jack Frost, the famous chocolatier. Granted, I think she’s annoying as heck, but still, that’s cool to know.” Akira said, gazing in wonder at the factory.

“Akira wasn’t the prettiest, the fastest, or the smartest of her class. Her family didn’t fare too well. It wasn’t that they were poor. In fact, they were a very well-to-do middle-class family. However, they were new to the city.”

Akira sighed, wishfully, “I hope someday, I can set foot on that factory.” Agumon said, nodding, “Someday…”

“What nobody, not even Akira, knew was that Akira would become the luckiest kid in the world.”

Akira got up and smirked, “C’mon. We gotta get home. Last one there is a rotten egg!” She started to run off. Agumon smirked, “Oh, you’re on!” as he, Biyomon, and Koromon started running (or in Koromon’s case, hopping) to catch up to Akira. A country-techno song started to play.

Feel my way through the darkness

Guided by a beatih eart

I can’t tell where the journey ends

But I know where to start

You tell me I’m too young to understand

Say I’m caught up in a dream

Well, time will pass by if I don’t open up my eyes

And that’s fine by me

Akira laughed as she jumped over the fence. She passed by the factory and looked at a bit before she saw the Digimon catching up to her. “Oh no, you don’t!” She smirked and started to run once more.

I try to carry in the weight of the world

But I only have two hands

Hope I get that chance to travel the world

I don’t have any plans

Wish that I could stay forever young

But I’m not afraid to close my eyes

Life’s a game made for everyone

And Love is the prize

Suddenly, Akira bumped into someone.

The two people fell down into the ground but got to their knees after the impact. The person she bumped into dropped their books. “Hey! Watch…” Akira snapped but paused. The person she bumped into…there was something familiar about him.

He’s a twelve year old boy with smooth jet-black hair, green eyes, light skin, and wearing a black short-sleeved t-shirt, tan jacket, jeans, and sneakers. Akira said, “Jonny….Jonathan Izumi?” The boy, also snapping out of his trance, said, “Akira…Akira Kamiya?” Akira blinked, “Yeah…” The two got up. Yes, Jonathan Izumi…he used to live in Japan until his father Izzy Izumi decided to move.

Jonathan blinked and smiled, “Oh, Akira. It’s a pleasure to see you.” Akira couldn’t help but smile, “Yeah…wow! Right back atcha!” Jonathan said, as Akira and him started to pick up the books Jonathan dropped, “What brings you in California?” Akira said, “We just moved here…” Jonathan said, “Huh? Really?” Akira nodded and asked, “And you?” Jonathan said, “We live here, too.”

Jonathan asked, “So, which school are you going to?” Akira answered, “Clyde Crashcup Middle School.” Jonathan said, “Yeah, me too.” The two stared at each other a bit. “Sorry for bumping into you…” Akira said, sheepishly. Jonathan said, “No problem. Thanks for helping me get my books.” Akira answered, “Where do you live?” Jonathan smiled and said, “You see that apartment there?” He pointed at an apartment called Pink Place. “That’s where I live.” Jonathan continued. Akira smiled, “I hope to see you in school or something…” Jonathan nodded, “Bye…” and left to his house.

So wake me up when it’s all over

When I’m wiser and I’m older

All this time I was searching for myself

And I didn’t know I was lost [1]



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Later, Akira’s family was at the dinner table. Someone was setting up the table. It’s a beautiful thirty-nine year old woman with orange hair, mahogany eyes, light skin, and wearing a green long-sleeved turtleneck, blue slacks, and black flats. She’s Sora Takenouchi, Akira’s mother and a fashion designer in Rarity’s office. Another woman was cooking dinner. She’s a forty-five year old woman with brown hair tied in a pony-tail, light skin, and wearing a pink short-sleeved sweater over a yellow shirt, blue skirt, and flats. She’s Delia, Akira’s aunt.

Three people came in the room. One was a twenty year old boy with black hair, dark brown eyes, lightly tanned skin, and wearing a white-and-blue shirt over a black shirt, jeans, white-and-green sneakers, white-and-red cap with a green Pokemon League Logo in it. He’s Ash Ketchum, Delia’s son and Akira’s cousin. The second’s a twenty year old girl with orange-red hair, teal eyes, peach skin, and wearing a yellow crop top, jean shorts, and red-and-white sneakers. She’s Misty Waterflowers, Ash’s wife and Akira’s cousin-in-law. The third’s a sixty-seven year old man with graying brown hair, dark eyes, tanned skin, and clad in a white lab coat, red shirt, brown pants, and shoes. He’s Professor Oak, Akira’s great-uncle. They were all preparing to eat dinner.

Suddenly, someone came into the house. It’s a forty-year-old man with dark brown smooth hair, dark brown eyes matching his hair, lightly tanned skin and wearing a light colored shirt with a blue collar over a green shirt, blue pants, and shoes. He’s Taichi (though often called “Tai”) Kamiya, Sora’s husband, Akira’s father, and a diplomat.

“Hey, guys…” Tai said, with a smile. “Evening, Taichi.” Oak greeted with a warm smile. Tai went over to Sora. She kissed him on the check. “Hey, Sor’.” Tai said. Tai looked around, noticing the only one not on the table was Akira. “Say, where’s Akira?” Tai asked. Sora smiled simply, “Oh, you know her. She likes to be roaming out. Like father, like daughter.”

Akira then opened the door, with Agumon, Koromon, and Biyomon behind her. “Hey, guys!” She shouted cheerfully. Delia smiled, “Akira-chan, you’re just in time for dinner.” Tai smirked, and said, in a mock scolding tone, “Where were you young lady?” Akira said, “Just at the park. I kind of stopped to see the factory near us.” Sora asked, “Factory?” Oak smiled, “Ah…I see you’ve met the factory of Jack Frost.”

“Who?” Tai inquired curiously. Misty said, surprised her uncle-in-law didn’t know who Jack Frost is, “You don’t know who the Jack Frost is?” “Jack Frost, uncle Tai. The famous chocolatier!” Ash piped in excitedly. Oak said, “I used to work for Frost before I was a Pokemon Professor.” Akira said, “Were you?” Oak sighed, “I was younger but yes, I did.”

(Flashback : Fifteen Years Ago)

A younger-looking Professor Oak was working at a candy store. Oak narrated, “You see, Jack Frost started his career at a young age, probably a bit older than you, Akira. He owned a single store in Cherry Street, but the whole world wanted his candy…and they still do.”

“Mr. Frost?” Oak yelled out. A hidden silhouette said, “Yes?” “We ran out of the Chocolate Birds” The figure cocked his head, “Really? Then, let’s just make some more.” The figure got a candy egg. He motioned Oak to open his mouth, which he did. Oak closed his mouth. “’Kay. Open, Mr. Oak.” Oak opened his mouth and saw to his amazement, a chocolate bird, much to the delight of the hidden figure.

(End Flashback)

Oak continued, as the family started eating their dinner, “Yes, some people thought Frost was odd. But if you ask me, he was a genius. He invented an ice cream that wouldn’t melt.” Akira said, amazed, “How? That’s impossible!” Misty smirked, “Not for Mr. Frost.”

Flashback (10 Years Ago…)

The factory is now being opened, much to everyone’s delight. Oak continued to narrate, “It didn’t take too long before Frost created a proper chocolate factory. It is the largest in the history of the planet.” Oak was there, watching amazed. A younger Ash was there. He saw a younger Misty. The two started to hold hands.

(End Flashback)

“Ha…don’t make it gross, “ Akira said, fake-gagging.

“Say, how about telling him of that foolish prince?” Delia said. “I bet Akira would love to hear that.”

Oak chuckled in amusement, “Ah…you mean, that silly Timmy Turner [2]? Well, one day, Timmy Turner sent a letter to Jack Frost. He wanted Frost to create a huge palace made out of chocolate.”

(Flashback)

Jack Frost, who was still hidden, explained to a buck-teethed boy with brown hair, Timmy Turner, as they see the construction, “My dear Turner, it will have 100 rooms with everything made out of either dark or light chocolate.”

Oak narrated, “As Frost promised, everything was made out of chocolate. The walls, the bricks, the cement, the ceilings, the carpets, the furniture, even the pictures were made up of chocolate!”

“Wow! It’s perfect in everyway!” Timmy said eagerly. Jack Frost nodded, “I have to warn you. Like some good things, it doesn’t last forever. I’d eat it fast if I were you.” Timmy scoffed, “You nuts?! I ain’t eating this palace! It’s my home!”

A couple of days later, Timmy was being fed chocolates by Trixie Tang [2]. Oak’s voice narrated, “Of course, as Frost warned, he was right. Later, there came a very hot day with one boiling sun!” The weather was very warm. Timmy looked surprised as a drop of chocolate fell onto his head. He, at first, laughed it off. Nothing to worry about, right?

However, a few more drips fell on him and Trixie. They look in worry. Jack Frost was right and the whole place is melting! The couple looked around to see the place melting at a fast pace. The roof fell down as they covered themselves to protect them.

Later, Timmy and Trixie watch the melted place as Trixie said, “Timmy, perhaps you should have listened to Jack Frost.” Timmy groaned, “Crap. I’ll ask him to make another one.”

Oak narrated, “Timmy sent an urgent telegram to Jack, wanting a new palace. But Jack had problems of his own.”

One night, the workers were leaving when one, a fox named Honest John [3], looked around to see no one was looking. He went down the street as he confronted the Coachman [3].

Oak narrated, “You see, some of the workers were so jealous of Frost that they sent spies to steal the secrect recipes.” Honest John gave the Coachman a card with a J. The man smirks evilly.

Sure enough, there were candy stores selling the stolen recipes. Oak narrated, “Elmer Fudd [4] made ice cream that won’t melt. Makoto Ino [5] ‘came up’ with a gum that wouldn’t lose it’s flavor. And a man, only known as the Coachman, began making candy balloons that could grow in extraordinary sizes! The thievery got so bad, Frost, one day, told us to go home.”

A few days, later, Jack Frost, still hidden, said into a microphone sadly, “I’m closing the factory forever…I’m sorry.” The workers watched in sadness, including, Oak. Jack Frost went into the factory one last time.

Oak narrated, “Not only that…but…something odd happened to the ones who stole Frost’s recipes.”

A few days later, the Coachman was whistling to himself, walking on a street. Suddenly, he turned around and gasped. It’s unknown what is was, but whatever it was, it scared the Coachman, as he let out a terrified scream, and the unknown thing let a high-pitched evil cackle. Then it went pitch dark.

(End Flashback)

Everybody looked in horror at Oak’s final line. Was Oak implying all the thieves were killed?! Sora said, “Uncle Oak, you don’t mean that…” Oak gulped, also horrified, “I’m afraid so, Sora…one by one….the thieves were killed. They were all found either choked to death…or grotesquely melted.” Everybody grew silent before Akira, wanting to change the subject in hope to lighten the mood, said, “Grunkle Oak, it can’t be closed. I saw it, earlier.” Sora explained, “Yes…it’s just sometimes ‘forever’ means ‘a long time’, Akira-chan.” Oak nodded, “True…one day, I saw smoke coming out of the chimney of the fog.” Akira said, “Then, someone’s gotta work there.” Tai asked Akira, “Akira, think about this : have you ever truly seen anyone exit and/or enter the factory?” Akira shook her head, “No, Daddy…but still! Trucks come in and out. Someone’s gotta work there!”

Misty asked, “Who do you suppose works there now? Who runs the machine these days?” Oak shrugged in concern, “It’s a mystery to me.” Sora questioned, “Has anyone asked Jack Frost?” Oak shook his head, “Nobody has seen him lately. The only things we know is that he’s married to a princess named Elsa and he recently has a new business partner named Judge something….He never leaves his factory. The only thing that comes out of the factory is the candy. That’s it. How I wish I could be there again…to see him one more time.” Ash sighed, “I hate to say it Grunkle but fat chance. The whole thing is a mystery…and I’m afraid it will stay like that.”

Akira said, “I’m going to do my homework.” Tai nodded, “All right.” Akira headed upstairs to her bedroom as Agumon, Biyomon, and Koromon followed her. The brunette sat down on her bed as she started to do her homework.. However, she still can’t help but think about the factory.

The Rob Paulsen voice continued to narrate, “Unknown to our lovely heroine, it was that very evening the impossible began to motion.”

In the streets, a bunch of people in motorcycles left the factory, spreading a bunch of papers around, putting them on telephone posts and windows. After they were finished, they left to rest.
Author’s Note:

Whew! Glad I got that first chapter done! In the next chapter, word spreads about the five golden tickets, and we meet our first two rotten winners.

[1]. The song is “Wake Me Up” by Avicci. You’ll understand why I put the song in at the end.

[2.] Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang come from the Fairly OddParents.

[3.] Honest John and the Coachman come from the Disney Movie “Pinocchio”.

[4.] Elmer Fudd is one of Bugs Bunny’s enemies.

[5.] Makoto Ino s the a-hole protagonist of the anime “School Days” who gets his just deserts in the end.

Okay....cast as follows:
Akira and the Chocolate Factory Characters

A. Charlie Bucket – Akira Kamiya (CherryGirlUK19’s OC)

a) Extra w/Akira – Jonathan Izumi (CherryGirlUK19’s OC)

B. Willy Wonka - Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians)

a) Extra w/Jack Frost : Elsa (Frozen), Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit; the true villain of the story)

i) Extra w/Doom : Toon Patrol (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) and Leroy (Lilo and Stitch)

C. Grandpa Joe Bucket – Professor Oak (Pokèmon)

D. Mr. Bucket - Taichi “Tai” Kamiya (Digimon)

E. Mrs. Bucket – Sora Takenouchi (Digimon)

a) Extra w/ Tai and Sora – Agumon, Biyomon, and Koromon (Digimon)

F. Agustus Gloop - Genta Kojima (Detective Conan)

G. Veruca Salt - Brittany Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

H. Violet Beauregarde – Sunset Shimmer (MLP:FIM: Equestria Girls)

I. Mike Teavee – Alvin Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

J. Mrs. Gloop – Mrs. Kojima (Detective Conan)

K. Mr. Salt – Beatrice Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

L. Mrs. Beauregarde – Blossom Shimmer (MLP:FIM: Equestria Girls OC)

M. Mr. Teavee – David Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

N. Grandma Josephine Bucket – Delia Ketchum (Pokèmon; No, she’s not married to Professor Oak.)

O. Oompa –Loompas – Experiments (Lilo and Stitch)

P. Extras : Ash Ketchum (Pokèmon) and Misty Waterflowers (Pokèmon), Mama Odie, Ray, Louis (The Princess and the Frog)

Don't own characters.
 
I think someone might be a little confused as to how snorkels actually work...
Eh, I've seen that in actual cartoons before. Kirby especially comes to mind, he has a snorkel when he's underwater in his games.
 
Eh, I've seen that in actual cartoons before. Kirby especially comes to mind, he has a snorkel when he's underwater in his games.

True enough...
 
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