DeviantArt Horrors

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Why do they even look like this? :c
I get the joke, but I don't get the humor.

One of the first things I saw on DA today
I legit can't tell if this was made by a hater or a fan.

Either way, that person's clearly a fucking pedo and he should be ashamed for even making fan art of this show.
 
Here is my favorite deviantartist of all time:

Mr Platinum
http://pddevianart.deviantart.com/

He's really something else. He's probably even worthy of a thread of his own. Why?

  • Dude has 13,500+pageviews. Almost 14,500 pictures in his gallery. Around this time last year, he had about 3,000. He's only been on DA for 2 years. With a stunning lack of self awareness, his front page boasts: "I'm about quality not quantity in showin design skills"
  • Almost all of his gallery is stolen and reposted, usually without even removing watermarks. Some are even just stock wildlife photos, or cartoon screenshots. His whole comment section is callouts for his stealing. Except for the ones letting him know they're following him to laugh at.
  • What isn't stolen, is just... bizarre. this guy has to be schizophrenic or something on top of the obvious 'tism. It's all photoshops, surprisingly well done, mashing various brands, characters, games etc. together. Oh, and literally all speech is in the most incoherent, rambling, indecipherable, bastardized ebonics I've ever seen.
  • I'd think it was just an elaborate troll, but no troll would go through this amount of effort. Case in point: his journals. Here's his most recent. Spoilered for huge.
    Sir Morons, ready to freeze, in da bleed of death, full blown, yo, I'm colda than space, wit au hot blend, like no otha, I don't do stories I does hidden tactics of how I M and shytt, totally destroy da whole manhattan with evrybody init, yall likes to rep, I don't rep, I take sht to da extreme and name it, au hot name, rep sounds hot, but not exactly wat shiz bea, yall about to bleed thro yall pose in yall skin, can't reap well, can't change hair colors, lookin for bleach, for skin, can't create human, lookin for robots, to fuck, like yall love pleasure pleasure, my pleasure of laughter, I'm stingy wit, got dammit, my shiznycks, phuckz up life as yall knows it, yall whole whites are full of bullshit, evry racial type, and shytt, I steps to yall whole board, wit yall lookin like grays, in disses, like my ciara stage, leave yall in grays hates, cuz of my M.S. Grudge face, make satan feel like runnin for haste, on different styles, of yrs passed, to remember the tyme, I do more shiz than yall, I don't do dabs, I do planet size, damage, fleet knox universe of toons, will destroy yall whole, existence, be careful of wtf yall want to read wit me and think I'm someding in text can't twist up my style and sneak up in style, to design au format of style, to continue readin like yall my robot chicken, swear yall cud go afta sht, yall still ain't understanding full blown attacks, traps, I waits all day for someding, yall was plannin release da nex ding, I wantd to introduce and yall wantd and shytt, talkin about, war zone 2100 out by final fantasy 7 comin out in different graphic sht, steppin to both sht, da actual Jew symbol wit da 2-2 2 in da concept of au both 2 at da bottom, its au bottom try angle, 39 Games iss au berMuda try angle style, its no vouchin, yall get into lookin for new techniques, and miss da main ding, can't get to, cuz I destroyd it, and lettas toons, like lil v, and lil u dead, so cardinal universe yall was talkin about in mathematical structures, I kicks my logic in ay 7 addision style, I pulls out sniper machine guns, wit da nemsis style, of phuck it, set it off, dey wanna step da sht, claimin au nautha racial color name, left white, and wanna au car sound in da beginnin, tryin to claim stock market depression, early 1900s, dumbs 1's neva learn, properly and shytt, not understandin can't do no numbers, cuz 1 And -1, blockd it off, cuz yall hav to start from d@, and neva made it 2, not like how yall think, yall wanna battle sht, as if yall built for walkin outside with au tea shirt on in space, wit no special equipment on, no space program in no country or island cud do it, yall claimin some much sht, and talkin like yall own da earth, wantd to spit on mixin animals and shytt, and talkin about fucking goats and shytt, son claimd da name on da concept of au style of history rememberin concept sht,

    dats au boom! paragraph, nex paragraph, lemme see if I cud top it, yall into pea es 9 skools and shytt, claim statue of liberties in usa in style, of au collage, wit both concepts in mind, tryin to hide yall manhattan name, claims 4 tymes 4, on da concept of, yall cud, do au nautha president dumb and stupid, wit congress runnin evryding and neva in da spotlight, talkin about dey released 1 person from dem, jerry, and he produced steve, please, dey're both corny, can't honestly do hotness, need talk shows, now yall online, tryin to step to me, yo I attack, yall whole sht, yall trippin on me goin so hard d@ chicks wanna enter da biz au gin, cuz in da past all guys in da biz, was doin real phuckd up sht, like doin date rape, all guys guilty, I ain't baggin nothin, I'm jus chillin, yall still into da same way, claimin yall reap wat yall sow, I place my THEE LORD and Jehovah El Lott on blast we're about to attack yall harda than yall cud produce thought or strategy, I think she myght wanna stop her tour, at da end of june, leave july and august and september au lone, all about to get attackd, like, all feeling towards me or any otha ding, gonna be gone, to destroyd, yall in da wrong bermudas of my sht, I hav so many bermudas goin on d@ I decided to destroy da berMuda F.O.G. area and shytt, by destroyin online point range blank, cuz I'm about blank, and very sik widddit, yall can't even run au country wit jus da congress and judicial branch, psychology field destroy, psychology today and psychology tomorrow, yall scared to try psychology past and shytt, and get hit harda than feelings can feel, I'll leave yall moods and thoughts in au serious war, like don't read his sht, ya unconscious mind gettin au ttackd in au style, au add up able or detect able, its too smooth and wit too many errors, I hav errors, for purposes, don't get it twistd and think I need to proofread it, I M 32, I will fuck niggas up, niggas talk but not understanding I cud fuck dem up, in so many ways, d@, I'll create au nautha phuck outta here on dem, and den leave dem to come back afta 700 trillion centuries to 900 trillion centuries, for 700 trillion degrees to 900 trillion degrees, square shiz, calculate da mph dammit,

    dz 2, so far, lemme see if I cud do au nauthau, cuz yall asks for cases and don't like da kind of terror and fear yall into and can't escape, snoop claimed bush to step to lil wayne, and was like son can't understand it, and shytt, but I came thro, I wasn't on tyme, but I wasn't late, it means nowadays, I nah I don't tyme dammit, my sht don't tick tock, it tock TICK got dammit, meanin it freezes and leaves au M au da end, for me to get ready to mix, I'm jus tryin to top da speed of typin this like how I did da last text, below this, and its longa and shytt, I'm tricky wit my own challenges, 12:57 M. da end.
    Goddamn.
  • On the subject of his journals, that was a single entry. Most every entry is like that, in length and writing style. He has 44 pages in his journal so far, with 20 entries just like that on each page. So yeah, that spoilered entry, x 20 x 44. But that's not all... his writeups (when he bothers) for many of his pics are the same way. case in point:
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Just a stolen meme thing he posted. typical. Now here's his description:
yall got scared, and wantd to send au black man on da moon 1st, cuz yall was scared and shytt, talkin L.A. louis armstrong, like in back to the future 3, oh please, try to do au four, and shytt, wit nowadays sht, yall talkin mo mas but, don't steps to da whole ding, as da variations of grays and greys, jus keeps playin au way, yall asked for wtf yall asked for, nah I'm not on my holy spirit, I jus do my toon shiz at tymes, or I'm jus used to my normal shiz, who knows, who knows, yall claims so much, stepped to evilful, den came evilphwl, den to reborn evilful, can't deal wit dea eh ef, cuz my eh ef, iss jus au ph'u, and we all kno au |) and shytt, and ana or anna, yall don't like lil v's and shytt, but into tryin to do it all wit cameras, I had da logo Claim, and well, came I had to Claim lord, cuz, it was jus dere, nobody wantd to test it out, so dad ay did it, so, I decided to sho some skills, out of boredom, and well, yall said yall liked art, and wantd, twitter, and it takes 24,000 about tweets to produce au nice audience size on twitta, and au nice structure of creativity on facebook and well, ova here, au browse was by mistake, and since it was, I decided to jus tell my sht, and explain dings, 1 And -1, iss da site sht, to be honest, I jus markets it, wen dey decide to wanna draw it and master it, and place it in deir art styles of shiz, I'll try to draw d@ shiz, sometyme afta d@, to be honest about it, cuz tryin to come up wit au concept of jus 1, cuz its only 1 point to start drawin someding, den to au nauthau point, to jus drawin someding, to produce au nauthau point, in jus makin au point, yall wantd to look into swirls, and yall ran into Future concept, of yall own twilight zone and shytt, cuz yall jus wantd to challenge evrybody, cuz yall had all magic, all da not so gud spirits, and cudn't figure out how to enjoy wat yall already had, and cudn't stop, cuz dey was on au tick tock ding, so I decided to do au tock tick, cuz au dam jay z talkin about au otis, non sense, wit au broke clock, so came jus au concept of my pauses for au long tyme, and mines tock tick, and don't do it like d@, cuz it stays in pauses, and produced, au nauthau numba, meanin per tock tick counter clockwise M shiz, iss au differnt clock or watch and shytt, its not da same sht, dz da point I'm tryin to make about my fairy Tails, its hard to understand, someding not explained well, but wantin to keep messin wit it, satan steppd to 17 And -17, and came au green and yellow shiz, d@ looks like it, but not it, cuz 1 didn't hav black and da otha didn't hav green, or au numba under it, but also lookd similar to -27 And 27 shiz, or 27 and -27 shiz, since yall likes to think yall cud see psychology skills in descriptive writin, and shytt, I does draft copies of sht, yall cud copy my texts, and still wudn't wanna got dam proof read it, leave yall on complainin about errors and grammars, and speaks on dirty too, like who makes deir age specifically au hotness, yall talk cougar, dirty too, does d@, dirty 1% did it too, january caused au case, she was about to be eva so sikly, but, not so gud spirits neva seen no sht of it, and was like dey wanna try to test me out, and well, how I eased in my toons to many toons, and deletd concepts, and shytt, its au about march to march, den came April May and we're in june, and it 12 months in au year, and 3 iss add did, and deir iss au 15, and I was born on 5th 15, twentea 16, and Jehovah shud calld 1st 17, idk, dat jus au hot name, so I thought, 1st 17, iss official, da technique hot, but da name of it, was pretty hot, d@ I had to try to do my own style of it, I actually didnt and wasn't, so I felt, but I creatd someding, good enough, for him to stop it and sht, he stoppd it in au style, d@ was pretty hot, cuz I hav da slightsst idea how he did it, but it was pretty hot, to try it on him out it, jus to say, d@ was au official and sht, and moved 10/17 from au saturday to sunday, this sunday not d@, this sunday iss yall decided to step to me in this month and I decided to stop, my TNT Models & Authentic Girlz magazine, on da 16th, I stoppd reading revelations on da 16th chapter, afta tryin to understand it 2 twice, on da 3rd I got tired and decided to stop on chapter 16, becuz I made varsity and my numba was 16, so I knew I wud remember d@ numba, afta yrs and shytt, anyway, I stoppd on da 16th, 2 days au go, jus to really fuck yall up, in so many forms, and shytt, yall talkin twitter, I decided to really do 1 real ding dad ay told me to do, real boldly, and giv total respect to it, cuz I thought 1st 17 was so hot, d@, I wantd to giv him his own spotlight, so I cud go to au nautha profile, and let him come up wit wat he wants me to post nex, as wen he did earlier last yr, but yall didn't kno d@, he did d@ for au while in my Textainment area for au while, while I typed and shiz, so I pretty much was like, iight u cud try out da images ding now, u did da typin ding pretty gud, idk if ya as official as wat ya concepts was wen I was typin, so came textin and, off da hizook, d@ I must say and shiz, so I managed to do da Hebrew Boys ding he wantd me to do, and I'm actually aiming at yall, so hard, cuz yall decided to step to Ash Effect, and dz from my 1st draft book, and ya kno wat, all my toons comin out in styles and sht, so, idk, if yall realize, yall kinda burn't and ova cookd, yet, to wanna play for no dam statue of liberty or design au ginst me, and sht, I tried to ova do dings to da extreme and well, dad ay got sunday 18 shiz, monday to wednesday 18 shiz, dats au nov ding, I was goin to do it in nov last yr, but I wantd to bring in Jesus love on valentines day, on my style on saturdays and shiz, so it took, 7 months lata, on au nautha saturday, to bring da actual nov 18 dings, wit doin da Hebrew Boys ding, and givin credit and doin my coolness shiz, and being open to critiques and showin my skills and breakin down da sun to bible, dz actually au thought freestyle, cuz, I tried to read da bible originally from da front to da back like au back, idk wat I was thinkin, but, I tried, and managed to become da foul dings, in au style, and shiz, d@ kickd all foul dings off da shiz, in genesis, I had to do it, cuz jadakiss was talkin about I got dam damaged genesis, so, I was like well, I'll try it out, and well, dings keep runnin from my many toons, and shiz, so it is wat it is, and ppl on earth d@ da Lord counts into fk audience like d@, cud try to enter my fairy Tails, and make rules, I'm cool, but dey gots to play my game, tho, I'll reveal some concepts, on concepts, I'll respond back, but I'm cool tho, but only cool to dose who cool to me, and Hebrew cool, and dz da way it is, duhh enn

Here are some of his originals:
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rgb images t2o, and trippin on my print out possibilities too, cuz of au 9th and 7th tymes and shytt, and got au problem wit au toon psychology theeology, wit yall css and php shytt, talkin html5, non sense, yo, ppl gets leveld blindside hits tryin to catch balls, and shytt, I ain't warren snap, but I cud move yall down da field, 100 yrds, witout yall needing to wanna earn it and shytt, wit me on defense, I don't do offense like d@ either, so, sht, yall trippin jus au lil bit to much, yall cud try out au 4th day, shytt, its only au 7nd concept, of wagjics agjictives and shytt, yo keep da phuck out my arenaz and shytt, dat I create, wanna ova look my profile site pages and shytt, thro sight, wit an geah and jeah help, or auh jauhay, if its au ancestor case now, ah shytt, dam, my batauhdD sht, yall got samsung names, you outta know that, da2mit, shit, yall gonna need to excuse yall selves, and walk it out, nesquikly, before brutally combo.s take place immediately, pardon my tanicals ants dammit and da variety and variations of kinds, and some toons and shytt, wrong dimension and galaxy and plan net yall steppd into, yall got The Cures wit white and green, so wtf yall want me to do, yall luv wtf yall do, yall trippin on mock ads, and me not doin contracts and shytt, and too many story lines in fk arena sht, wit vm arena as well, stop talkn sht and staying au distance, and yall wudn't hav to get phuckd up by tiny 1%z and shytt 26 ize and much tedious philosophy and tedious physics, shytt, yall ova thinkin shytt yall ain't built for, iss au 707 0|\| yall trippin on, yo dat says zero, and its jus 3 slash types, I don't do slavery, just illusions, for ppl to keep wantn to keep messin wit shytt, to find 7W7 cud do C.O.O.L. sht too like au 9e, 3d to 3RE, yall goin afta da durags, as if I giv au phuck, I'm au bich wich, do yall feel yall witch bitchd, yall da 1's place an aych deah next to each otha, dats not my fuck'n idea and shytt, idk wtf da name of da symbo ' like dat, creative styles iss phuckin creative styles got dammit, and trippin on my inventive creator of original originality shiz, wit au el el looking looks, to Textainment being au part of hood Textainment, and gonna come out thro hood Artiscools and shytt, its yall fairy tales dat, all phuckd up, not my fairy Tails and shytt, yall losing yall minds off au Master and Emperor as M.E. and Da Emperor Fairy and shytt, and jus da dam Emperor name, and shytt, yall wantd to charge au tyme 10 on per skills and shytt, it ain't my dam fault, yall into all kinds of sht, idk wtf satan evn got sik off of in da past and shytt, I had au colorful temperature shiz dere to keep da record of da thought of wtf happen3d to u, niggauh, sht, yo, I didn't mean to kick yall off black, white, and grays and greyish shiz, yo being invisible, and talkin shytt, ain't gonna cut it wit gas, if no dam solid au round, how do oxygen fight wind, sht, yall talkin moods, and energy, and wanna understand insights Tecknowledge-jeas, idk how da phuck dat shiz rocks, I got da got dam idea from katt williams and shytt, talkin about au kauh nauhph and shytt, its not suppose to hav au vea anyway, I ain't teachin sht, I do assignments for dad ay, he said I serve 2 masters him and Jesus and shytt, and Mph EW and Mph EW NephEW iss pretty much iss snoop and bow wow or lil bow wow to be honest, I does styles connectd to concepts of confusions and shytt, and afta I figure out it late tauh and shiz, and my mind off it, and get into someding else or get bored, and doesn't really use it, I place it else where and shiz, Mphew shiz, iss connectd to 22nd And -22nd, cuz I'm serving him too, I did 3rd T2en dings so far and shytt, idk wtf I be thinkin but ain't sht else to do, sht, Jesus gave me 1 skill au long tyme au go, I neva thought about askin how I does it, it jus came au bout in structure of how I studied in da Matthew story and shytt, cuz, dat sht can't be read like got dam regular book and shiz, idk y, but, it iss wat it iss and shiz, I'm in Proverbs and Matthew mainly, and stoppd on da 16th chapter in da Revelations afta tryin to understand da whole dam ding, 2 tymes like WTF, da 3rd tyme I was like ya kno wat got dammit, I jus mine as well stop at chapter 16, cuz dat was my numba wen I made varsity in high school and shytt, I ain't play much, but I had managed to get some NFL gloves tho, for making it, but anyway, I only got some imagination ding out of it, I think, idk if d@ was imagination, its good enough of au description for me to be able to understand it jus good enough and shiz, and Psalms, I wasn't goin to read Proverbs ryght au way, cuz got dam Genesis, was unable to be read in no got dam chapter and shytt, so I skippd au round, to shiz I wud be able to read shiz, but da got dam names, before Matthew starts, yo WTF, I didn't evn wanna read da dam story, cuz I cudn't understand WTF I was reading and shytt, I was tryin and shytt, I was like who iss who, who dat person and dat person, got dam, I only decided to red it cuz it had au nauthau color otha than jus black init, I was like oh cool, evryding else jus black, I'll read this shiz, until I'm able to understand it, it must be special if its got au extra color init and shiz, it wasn't full wit red, but it was cool enough for me tho, but Psalms and Proverbs, before I read Proverbs, I decided to skim thro Psalms jus to see if I see anyding interesting init, cuz, da spacing between da lines, per chapter, cuz, I did styles like dat in english my freshmen year shiz, I was like oh, I'm familiar wit da style of spacing and shiz, to betterly be able to read au scripture easier, I seen au shepard, line, so I was like, oh, dat seem interestin so d@ made me wanna read Proverbs and shiz, and Proverbs iss wat I'm into, but only in my original bible, I don't want no new dam bible and shytt, I already startd writing down da dam stories I managed to finish and shytt, I ain't buyin au nauthau got dam bible sht, phuck d@, dad ay able to produce it for me and shiz, he got it made, sht, I ain't got dam tyme to be phuckin au round wit shiz I don't kno da phuckin names of like dat, wtf yall think this iss sht, I ain't all dat dam good, but, sht, if I hav to I will phuck up da whole 32, in this 32 yrs and shytt, dey in my got dam tyme period, and sht, but yall cud watch my fairy Tails but can't be into nor able to rock widddit cuz satan said separate his fairy tales and my fairy Tails and shytt, ppl gots to pick up au got dam fairy tell and make da best of d@ shiz, howeva da phuck dey want, to enter my got dam fairy Tails, cuz if we battle, da whole got dam Fleet Knox Universe battling, and all its dimensions and all its galaxies and all its planets and shytt, and yo don't feel like anybody messin wit any got dam stories and shytt, dat don't end, and any got dam racing and shytt, yo keep da phuck out, jus cuz dad ay in my shiz, does not mean yall mf'aus or ppl or dings on earth cud be init and shytt, keep yall phucking distance and shytt, cuz we goes all out for real, in all da got dam directions and shytt, dat we cud think of, den be like hey dad ay, wich otha directions shud be cover3d and he'll be like dat 1 and dat 1 and shiz, we'll do it and shiz, cuz we're perfectionist, we ain't got tyme for bullshit non sense, and wantin go to au dad ay, and wanna tell him shiz, and shytt, yo, da whole planet of Earth about to get phuckd up, so wat I do unconscious thinkin, its not my specialtea and shytt, but doin bored dings ova and ova, in au pattern, produce da phuckin ding, like typin and shytt, sooo, dat means get da phuck out my face, if yall lost yall 5 point star to my fairy Tails, oh well, I don't giv au fuck for it, but tryin to go afta any toons ova here, yo da whole dam ding coming up and shytt, its always no peace, yall cud try to go afta 2 red shiz and 2 blue shts, but yall goin to need fucking humans and shytt, cuz I'm tryin to get my got dam bible back and shiz, he got some wild ass assignments, I feel like stoppin and shiz, but I had already startd doin shiz wit him, did 13 dings, wich iss pretty, cool, he wants me to do au da shiz, but keeps goin da nex shiz fast and wanna test me out on my tolerance and shiz, cuz I'm cocky, humble, bold and charming and romantic and shytt, but dats wit Mr. Platinum name, and wit Cool-Slice name, it has 9 words to it and shiz, and dad ay added 10, wit of original, well nine, well I'm au -1, and he's 1, its 1 And -1 and shiz, and pardon my 1 And -1 toon symbol for damaging yall crip 6 point star and shytt, but some mf'aus was talkin shit to da wrong mf'au and shytt, and well dey had to understand phuck outta here and shytt, sht, pd phuckz UP sht, I ain't got tyme to be playin au round wit shiz thinkin shiz all cool ova here, we does blindside hits, and well, dammit, back da phuck up, before yall get to kno how hot and Sik Widddit 719 cud od shiz like no otha, sht, I ain't no got dam shepard, dad ay does dat shytt, I'll get my shtt from him, like phuck outta here, walk it out, and back to yall illuminati area shytt, yall steppd to -5, so -7 came au bout and pulld out some otha shiz, and -1 was born and -1 decided to bring in 1, and shiz, cuz its like d@, go in au religion and back da phuck up, wit tryin to start beef, cuz we cud giv yall some beef Just Fine got dammit, so, be sure yall like who yall rocks wit cuz dey don't belong on earth wit da type of thinking dey got, jus like yall mf'aus and shytt, sorry, dad ay ain't wit yall, oops didn't mean to snatch him like d@ but, I'm tryin to get my bible and shiz, I got otha assignments but I can't do it as fast as yall wud think I cud, but able to do it, afta au while, and shytt, but all my toons serves me and serves him, he's deir grand father and shiz, while he's yall father I think, I didn't see yall names in da bible, I don't remember many names, but, I ain't finish readin it, so until yall able to introduce yall selves, phuck outta here, earn shiz from me or keep it movin, and ppl only able to try to get 2 red and 2 blues, and shytt, since yall mf'aus like to play wit some much shytt, and well, quite frankly, my tOons gettin tried of yall cuz, yall don't wanna tell me yall names as individuals and shytt, so wen 2 girl toOns pops da phuck up, out of nowhere, yo, so bye bye to yall witches and shytt, cuz we cud do black and white very well, skin color named black jap, too, got dammit, variations names iss for designing and shytt, I cud do art designin sometymes in my designin wich iss au nauthau... who tf really cares like d@ besides dad ay, so, until yall managed to reap wat yall sow3d in, and it shows, den we cud talk, and play, but ryght now, yall playd out, to me, go get hotness in someding, sht, wackness don't register in my ear wit interactin to some dam spirits who don't wanna tell deir got dam names and shytt, and wanna play, my baby toons ain't jus babies, dey jus don't be in da got dam mood gettin to kno yall and shytt, cuz, I said phuck outta here, and yall lost au 5 point start, and dissed 7W7 and steppd to 707, and thinks au 9e iss C.O.O.L. wit Oklyn, and au etc, yea its au few dark gothic styles ova here, and shiz, but each shiz don't kno each otha like dat, dey au distance dey gettin to kno each otha, like Nemsis not too long au go met and cool wit Gravity and shytt, and M.S. Flippe cool wit M.S. Grudge, but none into meetin yall, its no startin beef ova here, den thinkin yall cud jus exit out, yo, go somewhere before rgb and cymk step into this and shytt, per picture, per letta and per design, steps in this shytt and it be au bigga case than wat it already iss and shytt, its no peace wit startin beef and shytt, earn yall 5 point star back, and yall ain't gonna be able to get no Jew symbol and shiz, its too similar too 1, And au -1 shiz wit 1 And -1 shiz, its confusing to understand jus like LOL, aych ay, aych ay, 707 & 7W7 sht, ryght well its tOons and toOns in da 9th and 7th tymes too, and us t2ons, ain't wit gettin to kno none of yall witches, if yall wanna really battle, yall gonna need 2 red & 2 blue toon symbols wit yall 5 point star and shytt, cuz yall ain't goin to win nothing, ain't we let up not, and well it is wat it is, go get yall 5 shiz phhersauh, before, yall realize, yall nowhere near compare thinkin yall cud translate this thought, to pass it down, and see us more, nah, its always no peace, yall cud get wit 700 Trillion Degrees, son cool, au lil bryght, but if yall cud hug him, and well, um, he said, yall keep walking au way from him, he wants love, yall don't giv him love so, he chills by himself, cuz nobody wanna hug and kiss him, so we working on gettin da baby au round him and d@ takes au while and nah, we don't want no help, go create yall own baby or someding and shytt, this not no silent hill, but we will DEMONstrate au 13th lighting bolt shytt on yall, as if we was ken and ryu wit goku, but reppin dem, only and shytt, and produce some shytt, wit Lor D and 70rd, wit 7nd and wen da 7 Addision step init, doom produce booms, dats it, da end. ''It's all in the mix..'' - 3MWE
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Sadly, most of his "art" is duplicates, and whatever he could steal, but his own stuff is so bizarre it's worth digging for. At least for quote/meme/avatar poential.
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Onceler continued to mouth at younger man’s striped pants a few breaths longer before unzipping it completely. “So you think you can last?”

Onceler’s half limp-cock was straining now and he thrusted sporadically as his older self tentatively kissed and lapped at it. “O-Onceler…” he moaned and raised a hand to place on the older man’s head.

Onceler understood and licked his lips; taking a moment to gaze longingly at his lover’s flushed face. “You know the routine; tell me when to stop.”

He pulled his mouth completely over Onceler’s erection and started up a slow, steady bobbing. His tongue was immediately coated with the man’s thick, heavy saltiness; Onceler was apparently already leaking a great deal. The younger man sighed languorously and pressed down encouragingly on Onceler’s head.

His soft moans grew louder, more desperate and it pushed Onceler to take more of him in; to work his tongue around the length faster. Onceler could feel the other man build up; felt the heat coil in his stomach and his thighs twitch with pleasure.

With mouth open wide, panting desperately, Onceler’s younger self jerked his hips and moaned out. “Stop.” He leaned back more, sweaty back creating damp stains on his white shirt, and laid back on the table. “S-Stop now, I-I’m there.”

Onceler slid his mouth off and gasped to catch his breath. He watched as his younger self began to spread himself out on the desk; shoving documents and pens onto the floor. His chest was heaving and length was bobbing in intense jolts of protest; muscles were tensing as torturous shocks of pleasure raced through him.

Hnnnggmmm.” Onceler moaned and whined to himself as his arousal chastised the sudden abandonment of contact.

Onceler watched his younger self; far over the edge of mere lust. His own hand floated down and he quickly unbuttoned his slacks; watching as the younger man twisted and turned on the desk, breathing loudly and thrusting into the air. “H-How bad do you want to touch yourself?” He asked quietly and grunted as he began to work his self slowly in careful stokes, leaning back in the office chair.

Bad.” Onceler almost felt sorry as he watched the younger man cover his eyes with his hands; groaning dryly. “Really bad. So bad.”

Are you going to make it?” He managed to stay focused on the other as he continued to tug dawdling on his own erection.

Yeah….” Onceler sounded as if he was starting to calm down a bit. Almost in disappointment, his member slowly began to slump. The younger man kept his eyes shut and leveled his breathing; trying his hardest to ignore everything in the room. His legs twisted together in one last attempt to stimulate himself and he finally he was able to lie still.

The room was filled with soft, wet sounds as Onceler continued to get himself off; having all the erotic fuel he needed conveniently lying on the table before him.“That was pretty good.” He commented appreciatively; watching in wonder as the younger man’s erection slowly lowered even more.

I’m so full, though. So heavy.” Onceler groaned and kicked his foot off the table swiftly. “I hate this. No…No I love this…

Onceler was getting close himself, listening to the sultry protest of his lover, and stood quickly to pull his own pants off. “I’ll make it harder this time.”

Placing a foot on his chair, he mounted the table and crawled over his younger self; lowering down until the warm flesh of their crotch met. “No pun intended.”

This time, he wasn’t expecting his younger self to order them to stop; he really wasn’t expecting to hear anything but their names being called along with a few key obscenities. “I love you.” He whispered into the man’s ear and kissed him deeply as he felt the younger man desperately rock up into him. “I’m glad somebody in this building has some patience.”

https://ultimateoncestfanfiction.wordpress.com/category/smutrated-m-oncest/
 
Jesus christ, I remember when that shit was alive. Wish I didn't.:cryblood:

Why was this a thing? I specifically remember the Onceler's voice actor from the 2012 movie saying something like "you guys need help."

Who, four years later, is still making his shit?!
 
Jesus christ, I remember when that shit was alive. Wish I didn't.:cryblood:

Why was this a thing? I specifically remember the Onceler's voice actor from the 2012 movie saying something like "you guys need help."

Who, four years later, is still making his shit?!
People who didn't move latch their autism to something else like others have. That said, if this Oncest community is pretty much dead, one still has to wonder if anyone that still latches to it even bothers making Oncest autism.
 
Here is my favorite deviantartist of all time:

Mr Platinum
http://pddevianart.deviantart.com/

He's really something else. He's probably even worthy of a thread of his own. Why?

  • Dude has 13,500+pageviews. Almost 14,500 pictures in his gallery. Around this time last year, he had about 3,000. He's only been on DA for 2 years. With a stunning lack of self awareness, his front page boasts: "I'm about quality not quantity in showin design skills"
  • Almost all of his gallery is stolen and reposted, usually without even removing watermarks. Some are even just stock wildlife photos, or cartoon screenshots. His whole comment section is callouts for his stealing. Except for the ones letting him know they're following him to laugh at.
  • What isn't stolen, is just... bizarre. this guy has to be schizophrenic or something on top of the obvious 'tism. It's all photoshops, surprisingly well done, mashing various brands, characters, games etc. together. Oh, and literally all speech is in the most incoherent, rambling, indecipherable, bastardized ebonics I've ever seen.
  • I'd think it was just an elaborate troll, but no troll would go through this amount of effort. Case in point: his journals. Here's his most recent. Spoilered for huge.
    Sir Morons, ready to freeze, in da bleed of death, full blown, yo, I'm colda than space, wit au hot blend, like no otha, I don't do stories I does hidden tactics of how I M and shytt, totally destroy da whole manhattan with evrybody init, yall likes to rep, I don't rep, I take sht to da extreme and name it, au hot name, rep sounds hot, but not exactly wat shiz bea, yall about to bleed thro yall pose in yall skin, can't reap well, can't change hair colors, lookin for bleach, for skin, can't create human, lookin for robots, to fuck, like yall love pleasure pleasure, my pleasure of laughter, I'm stingy wit, got dammit, my shiznycks, phuckz up life as yall knows it, yall whole whites are full of bullshit, evry racial type, and shytt, I steps to yall whole board, wit yall lookin like grays, in disses, like my ciara stage, leave yall in grays hates, cuz of my M.S. Grudge face, make satan feel like runnin for haste, on different styles, of yrs passed, to remember the tyme, I do more shiz than yall, I don't do dabs, I do planet size, damage, fleet knox universe of toons, will destroy yall whole, existence, be careful of wtf yall want to read wit me and think I'm someding in text can't twist up my style and sneak up in style, to design au format of style, to continue readin like yall my robot chicken, swear yall cud go afta sht, yall still ain't understanding full blown attacks, traps, I waits all day for someding, yall was plannin release da nex ding, I wantd to introduce and yall wantd and shytt, talkin about, war zone 2100 out by final fantasy 7 comin out in different graphic sht, steppin to both sht, da actual Jew symbol wit da 2-2 2 in da concept of au both 2 at da bottom, its au bottom try angle, 39 Games iss au berMuda try angle style, its no vouchin, yall get into lookin for new techniques, and miss da main ding, can't get to, cuz I destroyd it, and lettas toons, like lil v, and lil u dead, so cardinal universe yall was talkin about in mathematical structures, I kicks my logic in ay 7 addision style, I pulls out sniper machine guns, wit da nemsis style, of phuck it, set it off, dey wanna step da sht, claimin au nautha racial color name, left white, and wanna au car sound in da beginnin, tryin to claim stock market depression, early 1900s, dumbs 1's neva learn, properly and shytt, not understandin can't do no numbers, cuz 1 And -1, blockd it off, cuz yall hav to start from d@, and neva made it 2, not like how yall think, yall wanna battle sht, as if yall built for walkin outside with au tea shirt on in space, wit no special equipment on, no space program in no country or island cud do it, yall claimin some much sht, and talkin like yall own da earth, wantd to spit on mixin animals and shytt, and talkin about fucking goats and shytt, son claimd da name on da concept of au style of history rememberin concept sht,

    dats au boom! paragraph, nex paragraph, lemme see if I cud top it, yall into pea es 9 skools and shytt, claim statue of liberties in usa in style, of au collage, wit both concepts in mind, tryin to hide yall manhattan name, claims 4 tymes 4, on da concept of, yall cud, do au nautha president dumb and stupid, wit congress runnin evryding and neva in da spotlight, talkin about dey released 1 person from dem, jerry, and he produced steve, please, dey're both corny, can't honestly do hotness, need talk shows, now yall online, tryin to step to me, yo I attack, yall whole sht, yall trippin on me goin so hard d@ chicks wanna enter da biz au gin, cuz in da past all guys in da biz, was doin real phuckd up sht, like doin date rape, all guys guilty, I ain't baggin nothin, I'm jus chillin, yall still into da same way, claimin yall reap wat yall sow, I place my THEE LORD and Jehovah El Lott on blast we're about to attack yall harda than yall cud produce thought or strategy, I think she myght wanna stop her tour, at da end of june, leave july and august and september au lone, all about to get attackd, like, all feeling towards me or any otha ding, gonna be gone, to destroyd, yall in da wrong bermudas of my sht, I hav so many bermudas goin on d@ I decided to destroy da berMuda F.O.G. area and shytt, by destroyin online point range blank, cuz I'm about blank, and very sik widddit, yall can't even run au country wit jus da congress and judicial branch, psychology field destroy, psychology today and psychology tomorrow, yall scared to try psychology past and shytt, and get hit harda than feelings can feel, I'll leave yall moods and thoughts in au serious war, like don't read his sht, ya unconscious mind gettin au ttackd in au style, au add up able or detect able, its too smooth and wit too many errors, I hav errors, for purposes, don't get it twistd and think I need to proofread it, I M 32, I will fuck niggas up, niggas talk but not understanding I cud fuck dem up, in so many ways, d@, I'll create au nautha phuck outta here on dem, and den leave dem to come back afta 700 trillion centuries to 900 trillion centuries, for 700 trillion degrees to 900 trillion degrees, square shiz, calculate da mph dammit,

    dz 2, so far, lemme see if I cud do au nauthau, cuz yall asks for cases and don't like da kind of terror and fear yall into and can't escape, snoop claimed bush to step to lil wayne, and was like son can't understand it, and shytt, but I came thro, I wasn't on tyme, but I wasn't late, it means nowadays, I nah I don't tyme dammit, my sht don't tick tock, it tock TICK got dammit, meanin it freezes and leaves au M au da end, for me to get ready to mix, I'm jus tryin to top da speed of typin this like how I did da last text, below this, and its longa and shytt, I'm tricky wit my own challenges, 12:57 M. da end.
    Goddamn.
  • On the subject of his journals, that was a single entry. Most every entry is like that, in length and writing style. He has 44 pages in his journal so far, with 20 entries just like that on each page. So yeah, that spoilered entry, x 20 x 44. But that's not all... his writeups (when he bothers) for many of his pics are the same way. case in point:
Just a stolen meme thing he posted. typical. Now here's his description:
yall got scared, and wantd to send au black man on da moon 1st, cuz yall was scared and shytt, talkin L.A. louis armstrong, like in back to the future 3, oh please, try to do au four, and shytt, wit nowadays sht, yall talkin mo mas but, don't steps to da whole ding, as da variations of grays and greys, jus keeps playin au way, yall asked for wtf yall asked for, nah I'm not on my holy spirit, I jus do my toon shiz at tymes, or I'm jus used to my normal shiz, who knows, who knows, yall claims so much, stepped to evilful, den came evilphwl, den to reborn evilful, can't deal wit dea eh ef, cuz my eh ef, iss jus au ph'u, and we all kno au |) and shytt, and ana or anna, yall don't like lil v's and shytt, but into tryin to do it all wit cameras, I had da logo Claim, and well, came I had to Claim lord, cuz, it was jus dere, nobody wantd to test it out, so dad ay did it, so, I decided to sho some skills, out of boredom, and well, yall said yall liked art, and wantd, twitter, and it takes 24,000 about tweets to produce au nice audience size on twitta, and au nice structure of creativity on facebook and well, ova here, au browse was by mistake, and since it was, I decided to jus tell my sht, and explain dings, 1 And -1, iss da site sht, to be honest, I jus markets it, wen dey decide to wanna draw it and master it, and place it in deir art styles of shiz, I'll try to draw d@ shiz, sometyme afta d@, to be honest about it, cuz tryin to come up wit au concept of jus 1, cuz its only 1 point to start drawin someding, den to au nauthau point, to jus drawin someding, to produce au nauthau point, in jus makin au point, yall wantd to look into swirls, and yall ran into Future concept, of yall own twilight zone and shytt, cuz yall jus wantd to challenge evrybody, cuz yall had all magic, all da not so gud spirits, and cudn't figure out how to enjoy wat yall already had, and cudn't stop, cuz dey was on au tick tock ding, so I decided to do au tock tick, cuz au dam jay z talkin about au otis, non sense, wit au broke clock, so came jus au concept of my pauses for au long tyme, and mines tock tick, and don't do it like d@, cuz it stays in pauses, and produced, au nauthau numba, meanin per tock tick counter clockwise M shiz, iss au differnt clock or watch and shytt, its not da same sht, dz da point I'm tryin to make about my fairy Tails, its hard to understand, someding not explained well, but wantin to keep messin wit it, satan steppd to 17 And -17, and came au green and yellow shiz, d@ looks like it, but not it, cuz 1 didn't hav black and da otha didn't hav green, or au numba under it, but also lookd similar to -27 And 27 shiz, or 27 and -27 shiz, since yall likes to think yall cud see psychology skills in descriptive writin, and shytt, I does draft copies of sht, yall cud copy my texts, and still wudn't wanna got dam proof read it, leave yall on complainin about errors and grammars, and speaks on dirty too, like who makes deir age specifically au hotness, yall talk cougar, dirty too, does d@, dirty 1% did it too, january caused au case, she was about to be eva so sikly, but, not so gud spirits neva seen no sht of it, and was like dey wanna try to test me out, and well, how I eased in my toons to many toons, and deletd concepts, and shytt, its au about march to march, den came April May and we're in june, and it 12 months in au year, and 3 iss add did, and deir iss au 15, and I was born on 5th 15, twentea 16, and Jehovah shud calld 1st 17, idk, dat jus au hot name, so I thought, 1st 17, iss official, da technique hot, but da name of it, was pretty hot, d@ I had to try to do my own style of it, I actually didnt and wasn't, so I felt, but I creatd someding, good enough, for him to stop it and sht, he stoppd it in au style, d@ was pretty hot, cuz I hav da slightsst idea how he did it, but it was pretty hot, to try it on him out it, jus to say, d@ was au official and sht, and moved 10/17 from au saturday to sunday, this sunday not d@, this sunday iss yall decided to step to me in this month and I decided to stop, my TNT Models & Authentic Girlz magazine, on da 16th, I stoppd reading revelations on da 16th chapter, afta tryin to understand it 2 twice, on da 3rd I got tired and decided to stop on chapter 16, becuz I made varsity and my numba was 16, so I knew I wud remember d@ numba, afta yrs and shytt, anyway, I stoppd on da 16th, 2 days au go, jus to really fuck yall up, in so many forms, and shytt, yall talkin twitter, I decided to really do 1 real ding dad ay told me to do, real boldly, and giv total respect to it, cuz I thought 1st 17 was so hot, d@, I wantd to giv him his own spotlight, so I cud go to au nautha profile, and let him come up wit wat he wants me to post nex, as wen he did earlier last yr, but yall didn't kno d@, he did d@ for au while in my Textainment area for au while, while I typed and shiz, so I pretty much was like, iight u cud try out da images ding now, u did da typin ding pretty gud, idk if ya as official as wat ya concepts was wen I was typin, so came textin and, off da hizook, d@ I must say and shiz, so I managed to do da Hebrew Boys ding he wantd me to do, and I'm actually aiming at yall, so hard, cuz yall decided to step to Ash Effect, and dz from my 1st draft book, and ya kno wat, all my toons comin out in styles and sht, so, idk, if yall realize, yall kinda burn't and ova cookd, yet, to wanna play for no dam statue of liberty or design au ginst me, and sht, I tried to ova do dings to da extreme and well, dad ay got sunday 18 shiz, monday to wednesday 18 shiz, dats au nov ding, I was goin to do it in nov last yr, but I wantd to bring in Jesus love on valentines day, on my style on saturdays and shiz, so it took, 7 months lata, on au nautha saturday, to bring da actual nov 18 dings, wit doin da Hebrew Boys ding, and givin credit and doin my coolness shiz, and being open to critiques and showin my skills and breakin down da sun to bible, dz actually au thought freestyle, cuz, I tried to read da bible originally from da front to da back like au back, idk wat I was thinkin, but, I tried, and managed to become da foul dings, in au style, and shiz, d@ kickd all foul dings off da shiz, in genesis, I had to do it, cuz jadakiss was talkin about I got dam damaged genesis, so, I was like well, I'll try it out, and well, dings keep runnin from my many toons, and shiz, so it is wat it is, and ppl on earth d@ da Lord counts into fk audience like d@, cud try to enter my fairy Tails, and make rules, I'm cool, but dey gots to play my game, tho, I'll reveal some concepts, on concepts, I'll respond back, but I'm cool tho, but only cool to dose who cool to me, and Hebrew cool, and dz da way it is, duhh enn

Here are some of his originals:
rgb images t2o, and trippin on my print out possibilities too, cuz of au 9th and 7th tymes and shytt, and got au problem wit au toon psychology theeology, wit yall css and php shytt, talkin html5, non sense, yo, ppl gets leveld blindside hits tryin to catch balls, and shytt, I ain't warren snap, but I cud move yall down da field, 100 yrds, witout yall needing to wanna earn it and shytt, wit me on defense, I don't do offense like d@ either, so, sht, yall trippin jus au lil bit to much, yall cud try out au 4th day, shytt, its only au 7nd concept, of wagjics agjictives and shytt, yo keep da phuck out my arenaz and shytt, dat I create, wanna ova look my profile site pages and shytt, thro sight, wit an geah and jeah help, or auh jauhay, if its au ancestor case now, ah shytt, dam, my batauhdD sht, yall got samsung names, you outta know that, da2mit, shit, yall gonna need to excuse yall selves, and walk it out, nesquikly, before brutally combo.s take place immediately, pardon my tanicals ants dammit and da variety and variations of kinds, and some toons and shytt, wrong dimension and galaxy and plan net yall steppd into, yall got The Cures wit white and green, so wtf yall want me to do, yall luv wtf yall do, yall trippin on mock ads, and me not doin contracts and shytt, and too many story lines in fk arena sht, wit vm arena as well, stop talkn sht and staying au distance, and yall wudn't hav to get phuckd up by tiny 1%z and shytt 26 ize and much tedious philosophy and tedious physics, shytt, yall ova thinkin shytt yall ain't built for, iss au 707 0|\| yall trippin on, yo dat says zero, and its jus 3 slash types, I don't do slavery, just illusions, for ppl to keep wantn to keep messin wit shytt, to find 7W7 cud do C.O.O.L. sht too like au 9e, 3d to 3RE, yall goin afta da durags, as if I giv au phuck, I'm au bich wich, do yall feel yall witch bitchd, yall da 1's place an aych deah next to each otha, dats not my fuck'n idea and shytt, idk wtf da name of da symbo ' like dat, creative styles iss phuckin creative styles got dammit, and trippin on my inventive creator of original originality shiz, wit au el el looking looks, to Textainment being au part of hood Textainment, and gonna come out thro hood Artiscools and shytt, its yall fairy tales dat, all phuckd up, not my fairy Tails and shytt, yall losing yall minds off au Master and Emperor as M.E. and Da Emperor Fairy and shytt, and jus da dam Emperor name, and shytt, yall wantd to charge au tyme 10 on per skills and shytt, it ain't my dam fault, yall into all kinds of sht, idk wtf satan evn got sik off of in da past and shytt, I had au colorful temperature shiz dere to keep da record of da thought of wtf happen3d to u, niggauh, sht, yo, I didn't mean to kick yall off black, white, and grays and greyish shiz, yo being invisible, and talkin shytt, ain't gonna cut it wit gas, if no dam solid au round, how do oxygen fight wind, sht, yall talkin moods, and energy, and wanna understand insights Tecknowledge-jeas, idk how da phuck dat shiz rocks, I got da got dam idea from katt williams and shytt, talkin about au kauh nauhph and shytt, its not suppose to hav au vea anyway, I ain't teachin sht, I do assignments for dad ay, he said I serve 2 masters him and Jesus and shytt, and Mph EW and Mph EW NephEW iss pretty much iss snoop and bow wow or lil bow wow to be honest, I does styles connectd to concepts of confusions and shytt, and afta I figure out it late tauh and shiz, and my mind off it, and get into someding else or get bored, and doesn't really use it, I place it else where and shiz, Mphew shiz, iss connectd to 22nd And -22nd, cuz I'm serving him too, I did 3rd T2en dings so far and shytt, idk wtf I be thinkin but ain't sht else to do, sht, Jesus gave me 1 skill au long tyme au go, I neva thought about askin how I does it, it jus came au bout in structure of how I studied in da Matthew story and shytt, cuz, dat sht can't be read like got dam regular book and shiz, idk y, but, it iss wat it iss and shiz, I'm in Proverbs and Matthew mainly, and stoppd on da 16th chapter in da Revelations afta tryin to understand da whole dam ding, 2 tymes like WTF, da 3rd tyme I was like ya kno wat got dammit, I jus mine as well stop at chapter 16, cuz dat was my numba wen I made varsity in high school and shytt, I ain't play much, but I had managed to get some NFL gloves tho, for making it, but anyway, I only got some imagination ding out of it, I think, idk if d@ was imagination, its good enough of au description for me to be able to understand it jus good enough and shiz, and Psalms, I wasn't goin to read Proverbs ryght au way, cuz got dam Genesis, was unable to be read in no got dam chapter and shytt, so I skippd au round, to shiz I wud be able to read shiz, but da got dam names, before Matthew starts, yo WTF, I didn't evn wanna read da dam story, cuz I cudn't understand WTF I was reading and shytt, I was tryin and shytt, I was like who iss who, who dat person and dat person, got dam, I only decided to red it cuz it had au nauthau color otha than jus black init, I was like oh cool, evryding else jus black, I'll read this shiz, until I'm able to understand it, it must be special if its got au extra color init and shiz, it wasn't full wit red, but it was cool enough for me tho, but Psalms and Proverbs, before I read Proverbs, I decided to skim thro Psalms jus to see if I see anyding interesting init, cuz, da spacing between da lines, per chapter, cuz, I did styles like dat in english my freshmen year shiz, I was like oh, I'm familiar wit da style of spacing and shiz, to betterly be able to read au scripture easier, I seen au shepard, line, so I was like, oh, dat seem interestin so d@ made me wanna read Proverbs and shiz, and Proverbs iss wat I'm into, but only in my original bible, I don't want no new dam bible and shytt, I already startd writing down da dam stories I managed to finish and shytt, I ain't buyin au nauthau got dam bible sht, phuck d@, dad ay able to produce it for me and shiz, he got it made, sht, I ain't got dam tyme to be phuckin au round wit shiz I don't kno da phuckin names of like dat, wtf yall think this iss sht, I ain't all dat dam good, but, sht, if I hav to I will phuck up da whole 32, in this 32 yrs and shytt, dey in my got dam tyme period, and sht, but yall cud watch my fairy Tails but can't be into nor able to rock widddit cuz satan said separate his fairy tales and my fairy Tails and shytt, ppl gots to pick up au got dam fairy tell and make da best of d@ shiz, howeva da phuck dey want, to enter my got dam fairy Tails, cuz if we battle, da whole got dam Fleet Knox Universe battling, and all its dimensions and all its galaxies and all its planets and shytt, and yo don't feel like anybody messin wit any got dam stories and shytt, dat don't end, and any got dam racing and shytt, yo keep da phuck out, jus cuz dad ay in my shiz, does not mean yall mf'aus or ppl or dings on earth cud be init and shytt, keep yall phucking distance and shytt, cuz we goes all out for real, in all da got dam directions and shytt, dat we cud think of, den be like hey dad ay, wich otha directions shud be cover3d and he'll be like dat 1 and dat 1 and shiz, we'll do it and shiz, cuz we're perfectionist, we ain't got tyme for bullshit non sense, and wantin go to au dad ay, and wanna tell him shiz, and shytt, yo, da whole planet of Earth about to get phuckd up, so wat I do unconscious thinkin, its not my specialtea and shytt, but doin bored dings ova and ova, in au pattern, produce da phuckin ding, like typin and shytt, sooo, dat means get da phuck out my face, if yall lost yall 5 point star to my fairy Tails, oh well, I don't giv au fuck for it, but tryin to go afta any toons ova here, yo da whole dam ding coming up and shytt, its always no peace, yall cud try to go afta 2 red shiz and 2 blue shts, but yall goin to need fucking humans and shytt, cuz I'm tryin to get my got dam bible back and shiz, he got some wild ass assignments, I feel like stoppin and shiz, but I had already startd doin shiz wit him, did 13 dings, wich iss pretty, cool, he wants me to do au da shiz, but keeps goin da nex shiz fast and wanna test me out on my tolerance and shiz, cuz I'm cocky, humble, bold and charming and romantic and shytt, but dats wit Mr. Platinum name, and wit Cool-Slice name, it has 9 words to it and shiz, and dad ay added 10, wit of original, well nine, well I'm au -1, and he's 1, its 1 And -1 and shiz, and pardon my 1 And -1 toon symbol for damaging yall crip 6 point star and shytt, but some mf'aus was talkin shit to da wrong mf'au and shytt, and well dey had to understand phuck outta here and shytt, sht, pd phuckz UP sht, I ain't got tyme to be playin au round wit shiz thinkin shiz all cool ova here, we does blindside hits, and well, dammit, back da phuck up, before yall get to kno how hot and Sik Widddit 719 cud od shiz like no otha, sht, I ain't no got dam shepard, dad ay does dat shytt, I'll get my shtt from him, like phuck outta here, walk it out, and back to yall illuminati area shytt, yall steppd to -5, so -7 came au bout and pulld out some otha shiz, and -1 was born and -1 decided to bring in 1, and shiz, cuz its like d@, go in au religion and back da phuck up, wit tryin to start beef, cuz we cud giv yall some beef Just Fine got dammit, so, be sure yall like who yall rocks wit cuz dey don't belong on earth wit da type of thinking dey got, jus like yall mf'aus and shytt, sorry, dad ay ain't wit yall, oops didn't mean to snatch him like d@ but, I'm tryin to get my bible and shiz, I got otha assignments but I can't do it as fast as yall wud think I cud, but able to do it, afta au while, and shytt, but all my toons serves me and serves him, he's deir grand father and shiz, while he's yall father I think, I didn't see yall names in da bible, I don't remember many names, but, I ain't finish readin it, so until yall able to introduce yall selves, phuck outta here, earn shiz from me or keep it movin, and ppl only able to try to get 2 red and 2 blues, and shytt, since yall mf'aus like to play wit some much shytt, and well, quite frankly, my tOons gettin tried of yall cuz, yall don't wanna tell me yall names as individuals and shytt, so wen 2 girl toOns pops da phuck up, out of nowhere, yo, so bye bye to yall witches and shytt, cuz we cud do black and white very well, skin color named black jap, too, got dammit, variations names iss for designing and shytt, I cud do art designin sometymes in my designin wich iss au nauthau... who tf really cares like d@ besides dad ay, so, until yall managed to reap wat yall sow3d in, and it shows, den we cud talk, and play, but ryght now, yall playd out, to me, go get hotness in someding, sht, wackness don't register in my ear wit interactin to some dam spirits who don't wanna tell deir got dam names and shytt, and wanna play, my baby toons ain't jus babies, dey jus don't be in da got dam mood gettin to kno yall and shytt, cuz, I said phuck outta here, and yall lost au 5 point start, and dissed 7W7 and steppd to 707, and thinks au 9e iss C.O.O.L. wit Oklyn, and au etc, yea its au few dark gothic styles ova here, and shiz, but each shiz don't kno each otha like dat, dey au distance dey gettin to kno each otha, like Nemsis not too long au go met and cool wit Gravity and shytt, and M.S. Flippe cool wit M.S. Grudge, but none into meetin yall, its no startin beef ova here, den thinkin yall cud jus exit out, yo, go somewhere before rgb and cymk step into this and shytt, per picture, per letta and per design, steps in this shytt and it be au bigga case than wat it already iss and shytt, its no peace wit startin beef and shytt, earn yall 5 point star back, and yall ain't gonna be able to get no Jew symbol and shiz, its too similar too 1, And au -1 shiz wit 1 And -1 shiz, its confusing to understand jus like LOL, aych ay, aych ay, 707 & 7W7 sht, ryght well its tOons and toOns in da 9th and 7th tymes too, and us t2ons, ain't wit gettin to kno none of yall witches, if yall wanna really battle, yall gonna need 2 red & 2 blue toon symbols wit yall 5 point star and shytt, cuz yall ain't goin to win nothing, ain't we let up not, and well it is wat it is, go get yall 5 shiz phhersauh, before, yall realize, yall nowhere near compare thinkin yall cud translate this thought, to pass it down, and see us more, nah, its always no peace, yall cud get wit 700 Trillion Degrees, son cool, au lil bryght, but if yall cud hug him, and well, um, he said, yall keep walking au way from him, he wants love, yall don't giv him love so, he chills by himself, cuz nobody wanna hug and kiss him, so we working on gettin da baby au round him and d@ takes au while and nah, we don't want no help, go create yall own baby or someding and shytt, this not no silent hill, but we will DEMONstrate au 13th lighting bolt shytt on yall, as if we was ken and ryu wit goku, but reppin dem, only and shytt, and produce some shytt, wit Lor D and 70rd, wit 7nd and wen da 7 Addision step init, doom produce booms, dats it, da end. ''It's all in the mix..'' - 3MWE
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Sadly, most of his "art" is duplicates, and whatever he could steal, but his own stuff is so bizarre it's worth digging for. At least for quote/meme/avatar poential.
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I couldn't understand a single thing on that guys page. Nice find. Now I need brain bleach.
 
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I love it. This fandom defies all rules and logic. It should have died out by now, but instead it just keeps mutating and growing into all sorts of new horrifying directions.
 
Here's a few more, at the very least, he's good for quotes/memes/avatars anyway. He actually has a few complete comics, but the problem is that all his stuff is so disorganized I'm having trouble finding it. He did one about a Mario Kart race that was almost on the level of Tails gets Trolled, but since at least 90% of his gallery is duplicates and theft, I haven't been able to track down all the pages yet. It's called "Da 7th Tymes" for whatever reason.

Here are some more of his masterworks:
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There's definitely gold there, but it takes a lot of digging.

There's also this, He did a book called "Authentic Girlz" and it features stock model photos with his commentary and appreciation for beauty, and of course weapons-grade autism. Seriously, a few of them have pop-in cameos from characters from his mariokart series. I think all the pages are right here.
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He also believes himself to be the owner of both a modeling agency called "TNT Models" (which is just stock photos of women he steals from wherever). And a video game store called "Games City" that's apparently stuck in the 90s and housed in a massive hospital-style building.
 
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I still cannot believe this was a thing.

Are fangirls that desperate/autistic for fan-pairings to get spergy over selfcest?

The Loki fandom was kinda similar to them as well.
 
We all live in a Yellow Spergmarine,

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