WielderOfBlueFlames
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DevilWolf9
Presents:
Team Universal and Team Aura Brawl!
New York City…
It was just another average day to the citizens of New York City. Cars honking across the streets, people bustling along the sidewalk, either shopping or heading to work and of course, wondering how the day's events would turn out.
But one individual of course, was enjoying the day’s pleasant weather and all of what the city had to offer for him and his friends. The city he appreciated where he and his friends were accepted, where they protected and watched over it.
Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist and the leader of Team Universal, smiled as he looked over the city from a parking garage rooftop, the wind gently blowing his blonde hair and red coat.
Then, as if the drop of a hat, he felt the urge to sing about his feelings of the city.
“There’s a bright sunny day in New York!”
“There’s a bright sunny day in New York!”
He then leaned off the building before walking over to another section, turning his head to the Empire State Building.
“The skyscrapers are as high as an elephant's eye!”
He then looked down over the building to see a yellow-skinned, bald-headed man, kicking a parking metre while screaming, his pink car had a ticket and a clamp on a wheel.
“And the metres cost $74.25!”
.He winced when the man screamed and held his foot, yelling ‘Doh!’. He turned around and walked across the rooftop, smiling again as he observed they city doing so.
“Oh what an adequate morning!”
“Oh what an adequate day!”
“I’ve got an adequate feeling, everything's going my way!”
He grinned as he turned his head for a second and began to finish his next verse.
“Oh what a- THE HELL!”
His eyes widened, yelling out loud and cutting his song short before he turned back around to confirm his thoughts.
And there he was.
With blue, black and creamish colored fur, two silver spikes on his hands and one on his chest, standing on his hind legs, red eyes, long ears and with the appearance of a wolf, was Lucario, the Aura wielding Pokemon and the Leader of Team Aura, walking across the rooftop, a few metres away from him with a contemplating look on his face before he turned to face the noise that disturbed him.
His own eyes widened… before the two leaders narrowed and glared at the other.
You see, the two leaders as well as their teams had been rivals for a while except for the two guys who helped found the teams, and they have been competing on who could protect the city or the universe better!
But for Edward and Lucario, it was far more personal!
The two either criticized each other's tactics, leadership and often got into fights over who ruined their own captures or victories. They even once got into a fight where their rivalry escalated to the point that if they ever meet each other again, they would battle to near death!
And now, as they glared, their features turning to scowls, emotions of rage building up and powers cackling, it was about to happen!
And it began with Edward screaming as he pointed a finger at the Pokemon. “LUCARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!!”
He was cut off when a black fist socked him across the face, knocking him to the ground. Before he could get up, he was grabbed in a headlock and punched repeatedly in the back of the head. He found an opening and elbowed the Pokemon in the gut, making him grunt and let go of him.
Lucario looked up as Edward got up, glaring at him before letting out a growl before he dashed off. Edward, wanting revenge, was hot on his tail as he followed him to the rooftop exit.
Lucario opened the door leading to the staircase and ran down them, Edward yanking the door open and following him, the two making tapping noises as they ran. Leaving the building, Lucario made a quick hard turn right and sprinted across a clear street with Edward stumbling after him and regaining his footing and speed, jumping over a fence Lucario just climbed over. The Alchemist ran after him into a building where they hosted the NYC Comic-Con a few days ago as they dashed through the main lobby.
Lucario stopped at an elevator and pressed the button calling it down.
‘Bing!’
He then turned to see a metal fist coming his way, socking the right side of his face with Edward standing next to him.
‘THWACK!’
Lucario was unfazed as he pushed the button again and getting socked again.
‘Bing!’
‘THWACK!’
‘Bing!’
‘THWACK!’
‘Bing!’
‘THWACK!’
‘Bi-’
The two stopped the ongoing process as the elevator door finally opened.
“Ah.” Edward smiled.
“After you.” Lucario smiled as well, gesturing for the Alchemist to go first.
“Oh thanks!” He smiled before he was roughly kicked inside, the Pokemon lunging in after him. The two grappled at one another, strangling each other as well as throwing punches at their faces, the elevator doors closing.
But inside, the two stopped fighting for a few seconds as they had their arms folded, looking up and listening to the elevator music, waiting to reach their floor.
As the doors opened, they groaned as there was a row of armoured men and women wearing white armor with black suits underneath and white and black helmets. “Wrong floor. Stormtrooper convention.” Edward sighed as he pressed the button.
“It would make sense. This is a convention building after all.” Lucario reasoned as the doors closed again.
The two resumed their pleasant trip in the elevator, waiting once again.
Finally reaching the right floor, Lucario dashed out and ran past a waiter. Edward dashed after him, pushing the waiter out of the way, the sound of glass breaking as the two ran into an empty room.
Edward growled before he was suddenly punched in the gut and uppercutted, knocking him to the ground. He looked up with a wince before his eyes widened in fear to see Lucario lifting a foot to stomp on him.
“It’s time we finished this Elric!” He growled as he got ready to drop his foot… only to be punched to the ground!
He groaned and looked up before his eyes widened in fear to see a huge suit of armor with red eyes and a blonde haired girl with blue eyes, a green bandana, a black tank top, brown gloves and a mechanic's outfit, the upper half tied to her waist and in her hand, was a silver wrench.
“Al! Winry!” Edward yelled out with relief to see both his brother and childhood friend/crush.
“We’re here to help brother!” Alphonse Elric reassured his older brother with a thumbs up.
Winry smiled as she held her hand out for him to take. “C’mon Ed. Let’s kick this guy’s ass and show him how we handle things!”
Edward smiled as he took her hand before the three turned to the downed Pokemon and started to kick him repeatedly in the gut.
“Gah! Ow! Agh! You savage teenagers! Augh! Those boots are hard as steel!” Lucario yelled out in pain.
Before it could continue any longer, Edward was suddenly struck on the back of the head by a gold staff and fell to the ground. Al and Winry gasped and turned to see a blue anthropomorphic fox holding the staff, her eyes glaring at the downed Alchemist.
Edward turned and gave a frightened yelp. “Krystal!?”
“You will not lay a hand on my leader!” She vowed before sweeping her staff at Al’s feet, making him tumble to the ground. Winry clashed her wrench at the staff but was soon knocked to the ground as well. Krystal helped Lucario up and smiled. “Now, shall we stop this injustice?”
Lucario nodded and gave a small bow to her. “You have my thanks as always Krystal.” He smiled before they turned back to Edward and started kicking him!
“Gah! Yeouch! Ah! Oh, you overstuffed rugs! Ow! God that hurts!” The Alchemist screamed in pain, trying to weakley block the punches.
“HOLD IT!”
The two anthros stopped their attack and turned to see a yellow sea-creature, a sponge shaped like a square, wearing a white shirt and red tie and brown pants and black shoes. But what was different of him was that he was wearing a labcoat and his blue eyes promised courage and pain. “Let the shorty go!” He demanded.
Beside him was a pink starfish wearing green pants with a purple flower pattern on them. He only wore a white vest on his upper body.
While he was happy to see SpongeBob SquarePants, the team's Science officer and inventor, and Patrick Star, one of the teams supporting muscle, he did give an offended look. "Okay, you know I hate being called that! I'm not shor- OOF!" He ended with a grunt as Krystal kicked him in the gut again.
“Oh really? And what will you do about it?” Lucario asked, a look of amusement in his eyes. He was then bewildered to see the sponge point a finger at him and Krystal while Patrick picked up a pebble. “What? A finger and a pebble. What are you, fools?”
“We’re no fools!” Spongebob growled before to the two animals surprise, his finger sparked with electricity. “WE ARE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!” He declared before Patrick threw the pebble at the staff at break-neck speed, knocking it out of Krystal’s hands and a shock bolt knocked the staff out of the room!
The two just looked shocked before Lucario glared. "How in the world did you do that!?"
"It's science..." SpongeBob began.
"And strength..." Patrick added.
"Ya Jerks!" They finished together as they advanced towards him... Only to suddenly be punched in the back of their heads and knocked to the ground.
Standing over them was a brown furred jackal with ruffled fur, wearing no clothes and black eyes as he glared at the two.
“Jack!” Edward smiled as he surprised Lucario and Krystal by two uppercuts and knocking them to the ground. “I knew you would come to our aid! Now quickly, clench your fists in rage and score one for Universal!”
Jack just glared before he quickly punched Spongebob and Patrick again just as they recovered from the surprise attack.
Edward lost his smile and gained a worried look while looking at his downed friends. “Um… you do know that they’re on our side, ri-” He was cut off when Jack punched him in the face, making him stumble backwards and look in shock. “What the hell, Jack?!”
Jack just gave him a sympathetic look. “I’m sorry Ed. But you know that while Zill is my best friend, I’m still a part of Team Aura, like my teacher and my cousin. And if you harm my family, I’m going to have to harm you!”
Edward just nodded. “Okay, since it’s because you’d fight for your family and because of your curse, I feel sorry for you. I moderately hate you!” He glared while clenching his fist.
“Thats a shame. Because I moderately LOATH you.” Jack said before he got into a fighting stance.
“Not so fast scruffy!”
They all turned to see a blue hedgehog with green eyes, white gloves and red shoes with a gold buckle on each one. He glared as he folded his arms.
“Sonic!?” Jack exclaimed in shock.
“Sonic, is what this kid saying true?” Edward asked, wanting to confirm the facts.
“Hate to say it is man.” The Hedgehog nodded. “While there are teammates who are loyal to others, they must stay true to their family.”
“Huh… I guess I can relate.”
“But this is different! Because I have a score to settle with a certain individual I’ve known for a while.” He said as he glared at Lucario’s general direction… before switching to… “Jack!”
The jackal just looked shocked and confused at the declaration. “Me?! Why me!?”
“Because you tried to defeat me at a Chili dog contest!”
“Uh… yeah… I lost. I even puked in the bathroom toilet for about an hour!” Jack stated the obvious with a raised eyebrow.
“But you insulted my honor by even challenging me to a contest surrounding the very thing I love! And now it’s time for me and the Universals to kick your asses!” Sonic announced as he cracked his knuckles.
“I think not.” A girl with blonde hair, done in two pigtails and wearing a pink and white singers outfit stood in front of him with her arms crossed.
“Stay out of this Luchia! This doesn't concern you!” Sonic warned, pointing a finger at her.
“It does concern me if you hurt my friends! You used to know that Sonic.” Luchia stated as her eyes looked at his green ones. “Remember your roots Sonic. Remember your roots!”
But before Sonic had time to consider it…
‘THWACK!’
“GAH!” Luchia fell to the ground to see a boy with pinkish skin, three hairs on his head, a yellow shirt with a red stripe and a purple collar, red shoes and blue pants. And on his hands, were two silver gauntlets.
“Root-schmoots, mermaid!” Eddy waved off before he grinned and got into a fighting stance. Then his two friends, Double-D and Ed stood beside him. “We are here to rumble!”
“Indeed. This triad against us has gone on long enough!” Double-D declared.
“Ed smash Auras!” Ed said before he grinned.
“Thats right Eddy, we’re here to teach these jokers a lesson.” A voice sounded from above the shortest Ed and he looked up to see a red furred Jackal with a black shirt with red trimmings, black eyes with red irises. He then gave a smirk at them. “Oh, that reminds me… what side are you on?”
“Um, well, I did join the Universals first… so that speaks for itself… hey, wait a minute, you're an Aura!” He remembered the jackals side with wide eyes.
“Thats right, so BURN IN HELL!” Damian growled before punching him in the face and jumping off his head before he began to lunge at the others.
Before a green energy blast knocked him away.
“Hey! You leave that pipsqueak alone!” A Chimera with a snake tail head, yellow skin, two antennas with purple tips, purple tips on his hands and legs demanded as his eyes bore into the jackals soul. Beside him was a brown/cream colored furred kangaroo who also glared at him.
Damian only growled at Zill and Kayla only to look up with a white and blue, metal foot stood in front of him. He gulped when a robot, that looked so much like a teenage girl with blue hair done in two pigtails and wearing a blue summer skirt and top, smirked at him.
“Don’t worry Zill. I got him for ya.” She reassured.
“Jenny!” Edward smiled at the robot.
‘THWACK!’
“Ugh!” Jenny yelped when a robotic fist punched her to the side to show a robot with red and white armor and with a blonde ponytail, standing over her. “You really should train yourself to be more aware of your surroundings you junker!” He insulted her.
“Zero!?” Edward gasped as the Auras smirked.
‘THWACK!’
But they soon feel when a gloved hand attached to a robot arm knocked him in the back of the head. The gloved hand receded into an orange wheelchair and the controller was a female arctic fox wearing a police uniform. “You're not really one to talk!”
“Carmen!” Edward smiled at the fox.
Carmen turned and smiled at him as well before her yellow eyes widened. “Edward, behind you!”
“Wha-?”
‘SPLOSH!’
“GAGH!” The Alchemist was blown back when a huge bullet of water blasted him against one of the walls, thus also knocking him to the floor. He spluttered for a second before looking up to see a woman with blue hair, skin and a blue summer dress. She smiled as she looked down on him.
“It’s Auras united Edward! And you can bet Lapis Lazuli is ready to bring it!” The Gem announced before looking beside her. “Isn’t that right, Zen-Aku?”
After hearing that name, Edward gulped before slowly turning his head to see a humanoid wolf, with black and grey armor, grey hair and yellow eyes. His face looked more like a scowling mask as he pointed at a crescent-shaped blade at the him.
“Uh, hehe… You too, Zen-Aku?” Edward laughed nervously.
“You and I both know that is a foolish question to ask Elric.” The Duke Org growled at him. “As you know, you threaten one Aura, you threaten us ALL.” He finished dangerously.
But the two were blinded when a green blast shined near their eyes and a purple tentacle pulled Edward back to the Universal’s side. There, standing near him and pulling him back to his feet was a huge, zombie-like creature, with only one eye, a lipless mouth showing his blood red gums and white teeth. He had brownish, pale skin and he wore a thick, black trench coat, pants, gloves and boots. Strapped to his back was a gatling gun and a green rocket launcher!
“The same can be said of us Universals, old friend.” The being growled in a deep voice.
“Nemesis?” Edward gasped in surprise to see the Tyrant appear and he turned to his other side to see a female with green skin, yellow/greenish hair shaped like a triangle, wearing a suit with green gauntlets and boots, floating green fingers instead of them being attached to palms and a green gemstone hidden behind her visor that protected her eyes. “Peridot!”
“Rest assured: You threaten one of us, you threaten all of us!” The Gem vowed as her eyes narrowed.
Then, in a flash of purple, a humanoid alien with purple skin, two black horns protruding from his head, wearing armor and boots and spandex pants and a scouter stood beside the wolf and Gem. “Then we shall see who will emerge triumphant. Won’t we men!?”
Captain Ginyu turned to his men, Recoome, Burter, Jeice and Guldo, the Ginyu Force as the posed. “Yes Captain!” They sounded off. They soon ducked when a record just flew past them at high speeds.
They turned to see a white skinned girl, with electric blue hair, black and purple shades. She wore a short-sleeved white jacket with blue rims, a white skirt, purple pants, blue and white sneakers and purple, fingerless long-sleeved gloves. She also had a pair of headphones on her head.
“If you bozos think I’m just gonna sit out on this gig, you're wrong!” Vinyl Scratch glared at the team before she was suddenly tackled by a ball of orange fur, only for it to pop back up as Spam who licked her.
“Yay! Fighty time! Fighty time!” He cheered before a swift kick to the face knocked him into the wall. “...I’m okay.” He called back to everyone.
The kick came from the purple cat, Vanex who just glared at his general direction. “...moron.” she stated flatly.
“Yo!”
To everyone's surprise, they turned to see a man in a red and black suit, with two katanas strapped to his back and he wore a red and black mask.
“Deadpool!” Edward smiled before he gained a confused look. “Wait… I thought you died.”
“Meh, comic universe is screwed up, but I jump from one universe to another. Fourth Wall breaker, remember?” The Merc with a Mouth explained.
“CONTINUITY! BOOM!”
‘THWACK!’
“OW!” He yelped when Recoome just punched him in the face. “Dude! Cheap shot! And I’m on your side!”
“Oh. Sorry.”
“Alright, that's it! All Universals, get on this side!” Edward ordered as they all did so.
“Then all Auras on this side! Line up everyone!” Lucario ordered as well before each leader stood before their respectful teams.
“Alright everyone, let’s show these Aura wielding wimps whose boss around here! We’re the top dogs and not them!” Edward began as he paced in front of his team. “These guys are sloppy, unmotivated and just all-around jackasses! So let’s show them that we’re not only capable of protecting this world, but the multiverse as well!”
“YEAH!” The Universals cheered.
“These foes are mere children acting out a foolish power fantasy! They do not truly understand what It means to protect the innocent or watch over this city.” Lucario listed down as he did the same actions as Edward. “So it’s time we showed them the true meaning of saving lives and protecting our loved ones!”
“YEAH!” The Auras cheered as well before the two leaders faced on another.
“Alright Lucario! This is it! We settle things here!” Edward declared as he sneered at the Pokemon, who did the same. “No more discussions! No more complaining or showboating! It’s time Team Universal and Team Aura have the final battle!” He clapped his hands before he extended a blade on his automail arm.
“Very well.” Lucario growled as his hands lit up with blue aura. “It’s time we end this rivalry for the last time!”
The leaders glared as silence befell them and their teammates, who were also preparing for battle.
Alphonse glared as he got into a battle stance while Winry brandished her wrench.
Krystal twirled her staff before holding it tightly in her hands, focusing her mind.
Spongebob and Patrick gave each other fist bumps as the sponge’s hands cackled with electricity and the starfish cracked his knuckles.
Jack got into a battle stance that Zen-Aku taught him as he tried to keep his mind clear.
Sonic steadied himself as he smirked, ready to rush at his first opponent.
Luchia stood ready as she held a small handle, one that resembled a swords as she glared at the universals.
The Eds nodded to one another as they stood together.
Damian smirked as he shuffled his feet on the ground, ready to leap into action.
Zill cracked his neck as he straightened himself out while Kayla stretched her legs.
Jenny just rotated her arms and limbs, powering up her systems.
Zero did the same, although he juggled his Z-saber in his hand, ready for combat.
Carmen checked and prepped her wheelchairs gadgets for the incoming fight, ready for any possibility.
Lapis stood tall as she readied herself, a few strands of water surrounding her.
Zen-Aku stood still, his arms folded with with Crescent Blade strapped to his back and he glared, his yellow eyes shining.
Nemesis loaded his rocket launcher and placed it in his right hand and set it on his shoulder before letting out a growl.
Peridot adjusted her visor and made sure all of her limb enhancers were primed and ready.
Ginyu and his men did their signature pose together, motivated and ready.
Vinyl adjusted her headphones, placing them on her head and her shades.
Spam popped back out of the wall and smiled dumbly with his tongue sticking out.
Vanex closed a book she was reading before she got into a stoic stance.
Each team member stood ready, waiting for the order to come.
…
…
And it did.
“ATTACK!!” Edward yelled pointing an automail finger at the Auras.
“CHARGE!!” Lucario roared with his fists clenched.
The brawl began.
The members of Team Universal and Team Aura all let out their own battle cries before they all charged at one another.
Alphonse made quick work out of Guldo, rapidly throwing punches at the four-eyed alien’s face, who felt both the wind and spit knocked out of him. He ended up getting an uppercut to the jaw. “Sorry!” Al called to him.
Peridot and Lapis were both giving each other right hooks to the face, bruising Lapis’ cheek and cracking Peridot’s visor.
Zill and Damian charged at one another before the two barreled into ball and started rough-housing each other.
“WHOA!” The Eds kept yelping as they dodged Zen-Aku’s swinging Crescent blade, barely missing a few strikes.. “WHOA! WHOA!”
“CHA! WHOO! YA!” Deadpool let out multiple kung-fu noises before he charged in a general direction… which happened to be right in Nemesis’ incoming fist.
“Pay attention next time, you fool!” The Tyrant growled at him before returning to the fight.
Winry and Krystal clashed with their signature weapons as sparks flew from each hit. The two women glared hard into each other's eyes as electricity shot from them, wanting to take the other down!
Jenny and Sonic were back into a corner as Luchia and Zero faced them. Sonic then grinned when an idea formed in his head. “Hey, on second thought, why don’t you take Luchia and I’ll deal with Zero.” He suggested.
“Why?” She asked with a confused look before her eyes widened when the hedgehog grabbed her.
“Look, we don’t have time for this woman!” He yelled urgently as he shook her. “It’s really important that we switch now!” The robot just nodded shakily and they switched positions. “Now, let's do this!” The two nodded as they charge at their respective opponents… except for Sonic to stop and Zero watched in confusion. “Just watch.” Sonic smirked.
The Maverick hunter did so and his eye widened when Sonic pulled out a phone and started recording the ensuing catfight between the android and mermaid. “...Really? You're doing this?”
Sonic shook his head. “Oh come on, a part of you enjoys this too.”
His answer was Zero’s blushing face.
“That’s what I thought.”
“CHA! WHOO! HI-YA!” Deadpool leapt back up again making more noises before he charged at Carmen with his katanas raised. But he was surprised when two gloved arms came out of the wheelchair and yanked the katanas out of his hands. “Uh… no hard feelings?”
Carmen just shook her head. “No, that move was totally uncalled for.” She stated before a boxing glove arm popped out of the chair, sending the mutant into a wall, as the fox smiled sweetly. “Now, all is forgiven.”
“Ugh… thanks.” Deadpool managed to slur out from the wall, his voice echoing.
Meanwhile, Damian managed to get to higher ground on a table before he pulled out his banjo. “Alright assholes, time for the banjo from hell!” He yelled before he threw it like a boomerang.
“What the-” Nemesis looked up only for him to grab his face in pain. “GAGH! YOU BRAT!”
“AGH!” Peridot yelped when she held her nose in pain. “OW!”
“YEOUCH!” Patrick screamed when the banjo struck him in the head.
“Patrick! You okay!?” Spongebob asked, concerned for his best friend.
“FINLAND!”
As the banjo returned to his hand, Damian smirked and said only these simple words.
"Suck it."
As the brawl continued, three guys were seated at a table with three separate microphones, commenting the whole thing like it was a sports event!
One was a human with brown hair and goatee and wearing a black shirt and pants. "This is Kevin here and it is a beautiful day for a brawl isn't it Rick?" He asked his friend, a dog with black hair and yellowish fur wearing a red hoodie.
"Indeed it is Kev, as you can see two rival teams are currently engaged in an epic battle to the death!" Rick commentated with a smirk. A visor landed on his side when a cry called out, 'My visor!' Before he threw it back over.
"I'm sure glad we're only here for commentary or else we would be getting our asses kicked in this ugly mess." Another dog wearing a cap covering his black hair, wearing a hoodie stated with a grimace at the carnage around them.
"Right you are John." Kev nodded before Deadpool stumbled on the table. "One sec." He said to his friends before he socked the merc in the face, getting him off the table.
"Nice punch!" Rick smirked.
"Thanks." The human smiled at the compliment.
Back with the fight, Edward pushed past all the other members as they all fought, wanting to get to his main target. "Move it! Move it!" He called out before he passed by Lapis. "Hey, remind me again, are you on my team?"
"No."
"Good to know." He smirked before punching her. He backed up a few steps before he bumped into to someone and he turned around to see who it was. To his surprise, he saw Lucario who had bumped into him as well, before the two faced each other and got into fighting stances. "Alright Lucario, let's settle this!"
"The only way this will end is with your automail and flesh limbs broken, Elric!" The Pokemon growled at the Alchemist.
"Shut your face so I can pound it!"
ROUND 2: FIGHT!!
"Aaaagggggghhhhhh!!" Edward charged as he swung his arm-knife at the Aura wielder who dodged at every swipe, while also clashing it with his fists.
Back with the commentators, this time a female human was seated between Kevin and Rick. She had brown hair and wore glasses while also wearing a striped sweater. "We even have a special guest with us, the talented artist behind Zoophobia, Vivienne Medrano or 'VivzMind' on DeviantArt. Vivi, what do you notice about this brawl?" Kevin asked her.
"Well, I've certainly noticed the two music lovers, Vinyl Scratch and Luchia Nanami beating the crap out of each other." She began.
It was true as the two musicians were currently engaged in a fight with Vinyl slamming a pair of headphones into Luchia's face while the mermaid princess kept on whacking the Wub-mistresses hip with her microphone.
"I've also noticed my two characters, Zill and Damian putting up a decent fight with each other... It also kinda hurts to watch them fight." She admitted sadly while Rick patted her back.
"PIPSQUEAK, SABOTAGING JERK!" Zill yelled at Damian while pulling the jackal's tail.
"SHOWBOATING, EGOTISTICAL MUTT!" The son of Lucifer screamed back as he bit on the chimeras leg, making him yell out in pain.
"But, the biggest fight mention here is the brawl against the two leaders, Edward Elric and Lucario." Vivi said as she pointed to the two as the Pokemon tackled the Alchemist. "As Lucario is uppercutting Ed's jaw-"
"OW!" He cried out.
"Body slamming him to the ground-"
"GAGH!"
“And finally-”
“AAUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!” A girlish shriek sounded out from the Alchemist.
“Nailing him in the privates.” She ended as she and the others winced, Kevin, Rick and John thankful that it wasn’t their crotches getting kicked!
“Well, you certainly have a lot to write about Vivi.” Rick added as they continued to watch the brawl.
“THIRD RATE NICK STAR!” Spongebob screamed at Jenny.
“AT LEAST MY CAREER ISN'T GOING DOWN THE TUBES!” The android yelled back as they got ready to punch each other.
“Whoa, whoa, wait a second. Aren't you two on the same team?” Zero pointed out as he got between them.
“..huh.” Jenny nodded.
“He’s right.” The sponge shrugged before they smirked. “PSYCHE!” The two punched the reploid in the face, making him fall to the ground. “Nice distraction.”
“Yeah. Good one.” Jenny smiled before gaining an apologetic look. “Sorry about the whole career thing.”
“Give me a break Jen, it was just to fool him and even I know it’s bad!”
“WHOO! HI-AYH! CHA!” Deadpool rose up once again before he walked up behind Edward and ready to shoot him…. only for the Alchemist to immediately grab the gun and point it at him. “...Mistakes were made.” Deadpool uttered before he punched himself to save the trouble.
Edward rolled his eyes as he got back to the fight with Lucario.
Double-D was backed into a wall as the rest of the Ginyu Force surrounded him, ready to pound him into oblivion! But just as they were about to charge…
“Problem?”
They turned to see Ed standing behind them, with a look that could kill.
“Oi! Who’s the lumpy kid?” Jeice asked.
This only lit the fuse to the bomb.
“Are you talking to me?” Ed asked as his glare hardened.
“Oh dear, you called him Lumpy.” Double-D gulped to Guldo who looked confused.
“Are you talking to me?” Ed challenged as his voice rose.
“You shouldn't have done that!” He warned.
“ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!?” Ed demanded as his voice thundered to the members.
“Now you're certainly in for it!”
“They call me MR. LUMPY!” Ed roared before he pulled his monobrow in two and screamed as he charged at the Ginyu Force who all now wore looks of fear.
“Crap.” Burter only managed to mutter before the pain began.
Lucario roared as he raised his hand high in the air… before slapping a card on the table. He stopped when Edward placed one over his. “No, no, no, that trumps you.” He pointed out.
Edward just gave him an incredulous look. “What? No it doesn't.”
“No, it’s a higher power.” The Pokemon continued as he looked at the card he slapped on the table.
“No, it can’t be…. is it a higher power?” Edward asked as he looked at it as well.
“Yep. Look, see that right there?” Lucario pointed out to him as he showed him the two cards, making the Elric nod.
“Oh, I see now. Sorry- wait a second, SCREW THIS GAME!” The boy growled before he flipped the table over, remembering that they were in a different kind of fight. He brought out his arm-blade again and swung at the Pokemon, whose own fists lit up with Aura and struck the arm-blade underneath, detaching it from the arm itself.
Edward growled before the two charged again as they threw punches at each others faces. But Lucario blindsided Edward before he crouched down and sent on aura punch into his crotch, making him scream in silent pain before he held it. “I’m in PAIN!” He screeched in a high-pitched voice.
This was the perfect opportunity for Jack and Zen-Aku to grab him by his sides and slam him on the table before dragging him forward on it, towards Lucario whose fist was waiting on the end of the table. Edward screamed as his faces was getting closer and closer until-
‘CRACK!!’
The three commentators all winced in sympathy and shock as they reeled back. “AW! He had to have felt that one!” John hissed with a shake of his head.
Lucario dusted his hand as Edward fell to the ground.
“Hey! You leave my brother alone!” An armoured fist found its way to his face before Alphonse started kicking his downed form again.
Edward, meanwhile, was busy nursing his injured face before he noticed the part of his automail on the ground near him. He grinned as he silently crawled towards it.
Lucario was busy trying to get armoured giants feet away from his body to noticed the eldest brother make a break for his weapon. “OW! UGH! Stop kicking me you annoying little junkheap!”
“Not until I give you two black eyes you jerk!” Al declared as he continued his barrage.
That was until Lucario smirked and pointed in a random direction. “Look! A lost cat in the hall!” He shouted, making him stop.
“Oh no!” He cried out in fear before he ran out to the hall to find the ‘cat’. Lucario smirked as he stood back up… until he ducked to the left when a red energy blast flew past his head, making him turn around to see Edward with his automail turned into a blaster!
“Eat plasma you lousy, sack of crap!” He seethed as he fired another shot.
Lucario growled before he brought his palms together before he shot out a blue ball. “Aura sphere!” He roared as the blast headed the Alchemist’s way.
The two charged at each other, each firing blast after blast as they got closer…
Closer…
And closer…
‘SIZZ!’
“Gagh!” Lucario growled as he held his burnt right hand, which was grazed by a stray shot from Edward’s arm. He looked up to see said Alchemist’s palm right in his face while smirking.
“Got ya.” He stated simply.
Lucario snarled as he clenched his left fist.
But what they didn’t notice in the centre of the room, Deadpool rose back up with a manic look behind his mask before he held up what appeared to be a huge gun from the future! (Think of Brick’s from Anchorman 2)
Edward turned his head to the direction of the mutant and his eyes widened in fear. “LOOK OUT! DEADPOOL’S PACKING HEAT!” He warned everyone as Lucario turned to see it as well, his own eyes widening in fear.
Deadpool grinned as he powered the gun up. “I’M SO F#@$ING READY!!!” He screamed out as he began to fire.
Everyone ducked and dodged each blast he fired, destroying the surrounding room, breaking furniture, putting holes in the wall, all the while, Deadpool was raving madly.
“Chimichangas!”
‘POW!’
“Tacos!”
‘POW!’
“Guns!”
‘POW!’
“Fourth Wall!”
‘POW!’
“Ryan Reynolds!”
‘POW!’
“Crossover fanart!”
‘POW!’
“Wolverine: Origins sucked!”
‘POW!’
“Writer making me shout random words for fun!”
‘POW!’
“Happy milestone ya nerd!”
‘POW!’
“Channel Awesome parody!”
‘POW!’
“Marvel comic universe screwed up!”
‘POW!’
“Why hasn’t Domino returned my calls!?”
‘POW!’
“Megatron sang a summer song with Pinkie Pie and Dan!”
‘POW!’
“I’m Nolan North’s wingman!”
‘POW!’
“‘Till all are one!”
‘POW!’
“To infinity and beyond!”
‘POW!’
“Boy this guns got a lot kick to it!”
‘POW!’
“I could fire this thing all day!”
‘Click.’
“Click? That's not the sound effect that should have been typed in!” Deadpool exclaimed as he pulled the trigger again, only to get the same sound. The gun was out of juice. “OUT!? NOW!? Oh come on man! Can’t you write in a few more pows!?”
The two teams meanwhile were finally pushing themselves off the ground, thankful that the one-sided firefight was over as they watched the Merc with a Mouth continue to try to fire the gun.
Realising his attempts were fruitless, he dropped the gun and he sniffed as tears began to well up in his mask eyes. “I’m so alone!” He cried as he dropped his hands to the side. Lapis walked up to him and patted his back with a sympathetic smile.
“There, there Wade. There, there.” She comforted him.
As Team Aura regrouped, Lucario turned to Zen-Aku. “Zen-Aku! It’s time we finished these fools once and for all! Call it in!” He ordered him.
“Very well.” The wolf growled in confirmation before he placed three crystals in his flute blade. “Dark Wild Zords, arise!” He called out before he began to play his flute, a tune echoing out before three Zords, a Wolf, a Hammerhead Shark and an Alligator Zord appeared before they combined, creating a giant MegaZord! “Predazord, Awaken!” He announced before he disappeared and entered the MegaZord.
Sonic’s jaw dropped as he and the other Universals looked up at the towering giant outside in the city! “Um… does anyone have a plan B for that?” He asked as he pointed a thumb at it.
“Just one.” Edward stated before he turned to Nemesis. “Think you're up for that, Nemmy?”
“You needn’t ask.” The Tyrant growled as he ran out the window, before dark energy covered his form. “GrrruuuuuuuuAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!” He roared as his body mutated, turning into a twisted creature with green eyes, a four opened mouth, bones poking out and multiple tentacles waving out of his body.
Nemesis had gone into his third form.
“Your abominable form will not overpower my Zords!” Zen-Aku growled from the Predazords control room before he gave the order. “Predazord! Attack!” As the MegaZord began to move forwards, drawing it’s Gator-Staff.
“GGRRRGGGHHHHH!!” Nemesis only roared as he had no speech control in his third form before he he charged his hulking body towards the MegaZord.
Meanwhile, back in the convention room, the teams were watching their signature members face each other, as they were careful not to strike or harm any civilians in the city.
“GO! KICK THAT WOLF'S ASS, NEMMY!” Edward cheered out for the Zombie creature.
“TAKE THE MONSTER DOWN ZEN-AKU!” Lucario voiced out his support to his comrade.
Back with the two giants, Nemesis had wrapped a tentacle around the Predazord’s Hammerhead arm and yanked the Gator-Staff out of his hand. With it gone, Nemesis sent a few more tentacles, wrapping them around the arms, forcing the Predazord to struggle against the bounds.
"Grrr!" The Duke Org growled as he struggled in controlling the Predazord, before he managed to free the Wolf arm from the B.O.W’s grip and grabbed the tail chest piece on the chest. “Crescent Blade Boomerang!” He called out before it threw the weapon at Nemesis, hitting him dead in the face!
“UUURRRRRAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!” The monster roared as it released it’s grip and reeled back, before sending a stray tentacle at the Predazord, knocking it back a few feet.
“GO, YOU KILLER DEATH MONSTERS!” Deadpool cheered.
It was also around this time that the two had decided they have had enough!
“RRRRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!” Nemesis roared before his mouth started glow green from the inside, a hum starting to echo as acid started froth.
Spongebob’s eyes widened as he figured out what the Tyrant was planning to do. “He’s going to use Final Cleanse! That beam of strong acid will surely melt that thing!” He deduced.
Zen-Aku also caught on to what he was doing. “Not this time!” He snarled before the Alligator's head rose from the chest and opened its maw. “Predator Wave: FIRE!” He roared as energy started to gather inside the mouth before it fired, a pure beam of light with a ghostly image of a Wolf appearing.
“GGRRRRRAAAAGGGHHHH!!” Nemesis growled before he fired his own attack, a long, huge beam of acid flying towards the incoming blast!
Both Edward and Lucario felt their eyes widen before they turned to the others. “DUCK!” They ordered as they all scrambled to the ground.
The two beams collided with one another before-
‘BWOOOOOMM!!!’
A huge shockwave exploded from the force of the two blasts, sending the two behemoths away.
…
…
As the smoke and dust cleared, the two teams could see that while the city was still intact with no damage, they could see the Predazord split back into the three Zords and both Nemesis and Zen-Aku nowhere to be seen.
“W-where did they go?” Peridot wondered aloud as the others looked around, shocked.
‘CRASH!’
They all jumped when Nemesis came in through the roof while Zen-Aku transported in. Both had sustained damage, with Zen-Aku’s armor singed, with a few scratch marks and Nemesis losing the top half of his trench coat, exposing his scarred chest.
“Nemesis!” The Universals cried as they approached him.
“Zen-Aku!” The Auras yelled in shock as they helped the wolf Org up.
“Ugh. I’m fine.” Zen-Aku reassured as he held his arm. “Do not worry.”
“Rargh.” Nemesis groaned as he got on to one knee. “I'll live.. I just need rest.”
As both teams sighed in relief, Edward and Lucario just started glaring again.
“You… you did this!” Edward accused the Pokemon with a snarl.
“You dare!? It was your abominable zombie that did the most damage!” Lucario growled as he clenched his fist.
“You were the one who called in that giant robot! YOU are the one to blame!” Edward reaffirmed before he clapped his hands again and his arm-blade returned. “And I’m going to make you pay!”
“I should have beaten you when I had the chance Elric!” Lucario seethed before aura started covering his body. “And that's a mistake I won't make again!”
Krystal gave a worried look to the other members Team Aura who did the same, before she approached his side. “Lucario… I think it’s best we stop now.” She decided.
“What!?” The Aura wielder couldn't believe his ears.
“Um, brother…” Al voiced out as he stepped up to him, a small cat in his arms. “Krystal’s right… maybe we should call this off.”
“You can't be serious Al!” Edward looked to his younger brother in shock.
“Ed, look around you!” Winry gestured to her and the others. “None of us can take much more of this!”
“And both of our most cherished friends are heavily injured!” Lapis added with a worried look. “This whole farce between us isn't helping anyone!”
“We couldn't agree more.”
Their eyes opening in surprise, all of the Teams looked to the entrance to see six newcomers.
Standing with their arms folded were the two teens that helped found Team Universal and Aura.
A brown raccoon with blue jeans, a red hoodie and a blue trench coat wearing a brown, western style hat, also wearing brown boots. He was Wielder of the Blue Flames, the one who helped with Team Universal.
Standing beside him who had his arms folded two, was a white furred wolf with spiky white hair, blue eyes, wearing a dark blue shirt, black pants. His right arm was all black and with red claws. He was DevilWolf9.
Despite the others being rivals, these two actually got along like best friends… which they actually were.
Beside them, also giving disapproving looks were their girlfriends. Oceanus Shenron, the Shadow Dragon and Rina the mermaid Princess of the North Atlantic ocean, Wielders girlfriends. Next to them was JayJay, the party werewolf and Camilla, the deer spirit shapeshifter of love.
“Now look, the two of us don’t know everything. But we do know this: WAR is NEVER the answer to your problems.” Wielder started with a sigh.
Wolf nodded. “That’s right. And while the others may be getting the idea right now, YOU two need to get it through your skulls.” He stated as he pointed at Edward and Lucario. “Besides, do guys even remember why you were fighting all this time? And I mean the REAL reason.”
The two leaders looked at each other before looking down, feeling very ashamed. “No…” They admitted.
“I guess… the two of us were jealous of each other's success.” Edward started.
“When in reality, we were just holding a petty grudge.” Lucario finished sadly.
“Then why do you even need to fight?” Oceanus asked with a sigh. “You two have shown that you have the best intentions for your friends and family. You have shown the desire to protect your homes and save those in need.”
“She's right.” Rina nodded as she gestured to everyone. “This isn't the time for violence. This is a time for unity. For everybody to bring their ideals, dreams and hopes together and to create something new, better and wonderful!”
“She’s right, y’know.” JayJay smiled as she slung an arm around her. “You guys also fight the worst of the worst! You save the multiverse countless times and then some! Are you really that different?”
The Teams looked at each other also looking equally ashamed of themselves as they realised what they were saying was true.
“Look, all you heroes, all of you guys are the best at what you do alone, but as teams, youve show how well you cooperate with each other! Just imagine how many worlds and lives you can save if you all worked together!” Camilla pointed out with a smile.
Edward shuffled his feet before he turned to Lucario while looking downcast. “You know… they’re right. Me and my friends have been taught that working as one will bring us unity and peace… But I guess I never fully got the lesson.” He admitted. “We should join forces… to make a brighter future.”
Lucario rubbed his arms before he gave light hearted smile. “Perhaps… we could also… ‘hang out’ as it were, if you want to. Discuss tactics and get to know one another.” He held his hand out.
Edward managed a smile too as he shook the Pokemons hand. “I would like that… that sounds awesome. Like our mentor, Qui-Gon taught us, we’re all part of a bigger universe… and only as one, can we we bring it together.”
Lucario smiled. “Very wise teachings. Our master, Ansem the Wise, told us, that we are the writes to our own story. Only together, can we make a happy ending for all.”
Edward smirked. “Hehe! Not bad.”
“And we’re willing to bet you guys want to get to know each other too.” Wielder smiled to the others who did give hopeful and nervous looks to each other. “Besides, I’m sure you've all held some admiration to one another.”
It was all silent from them until Al stepped forward to Krystal and held his hand out while he still held the cat in the other. “I’m sorry.” He apologised like a child who made a mess on the couch. “I shouldn’t have been so mean to you.”
Krystal smiled and patted his helmet. “It’s alright. I shouldn't have been so aggressive to one who is so protective of the lives of innocents.” She bowed apologetically.
Damian rubbed the back of his head as he walked up to Zill and raised his hand. “I’m… sorry for trying beaut you up… and hitting Kayla.” He muttered.
He was surprised when Zill raised a fist instead and smirked. “We’re cool man. Sorry about those pipsqueak insults.”
Damian smiled and returned the fist-bump.
Peridot sighed as she stood beside Lapis before she stood up straight. “I… may owe you an… apology Lazuli. My behaviour was… unprofessional.”
Lapis just smiled and hugged the science officer. “Apology accepted Peridot. I just hope mine is too.”
Peridot gave a confused look before she returned the hug awkwardly. “It is.”
Nemesis limped over to Zen-Aku and gave the Wolf Org a smirk. “Those Zords of yours really pack a punch. Really got me good with that boomerang.”
Zen-Aku gave a hidden smile and bowed his head respectfully. “And I must admit, your strength is incredible. Your speed is also remarkable.”
“Meh. I run a personal training regimen for myself and the others. Someone has to keep those Eds in shape after all.” He let out a laugh while Zen-Aku chuckled.
Wielder and Wolf smiled as they all watched them slowly get along with each other.
“Hehe.” The raccoon chuckled. “You gotta enjoy these moments, right dude?” He asked his friend.
“Yeah. Sort of reminds you of us, when we started.” He reminded him with a grimace, making Wielder have one as well.
“Yeah, but at least we settled it quicker.”
“And you two needed us to calm you down and see reason.” Oceanus pointed out with a smile, making the two blush.
“We swear, you two knuckleheads would be lost without us.” JayJay bragged jokenly.
“Alright, we get it.” Wolf waved off with a smile.
“Okay everyone, now that we’re finally putting aside our differences, let’s cement the deed with a little picture.” Wielder decided as he held a camera up. “You know, to show how truly united we are.
Everyone let out various sounds of agreement as they all lined up in a group against the wall, facing the camera as it was being set up on the stand.
Edward and Lucario smiled as they stood in front of their teams, actually happy that the fight was over.
“Well… here's to a brighter future, eh Edward?” Lucario asked with a smile.
“You got it Lucario.” Edward nodded as he slung an arm around the Pokemons shoulder as they faced the camera again.
“Smiles everyone!”
“YEAH!”
‘FLASH!’
And so, after a very long and very exhausting brawl, an alliance was forged that day by two great teams and their leaders, promising to protect the innocent, save their homes and others as well and insure that each adventure would be more fun and better than the last!
After all, they had the picture to prove it!