DeviantArt Horrors

[MW 002]

Some things just never get an explanation.

http://0zymandlas.deviantart.com/journal/Open-Letter-to-Trolls-653092102#comments

Oh boy.

 

[drain]

Spoiler: Santa pee fetish

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I don't understand anything anymore.

Somebody, somewhere, somehow, is fapping to this. Let that sink in.

Spoiler

I think the artist tried to make a funny maymay?

 

[Trilby]

Spoiler: Santa pee fetish

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I don't understand anything anymore.

Handled by a more experienced, yet hacky writer out of Hollywood, this would be the gag of Santa dousing out a fireplace during his rounds just to avoide getting burned.

 

[WhoCaresAboutUsernames]

Spoiler: Bad Photo Manipulations

Also, idk the name of these models (?) used on these manipulations. It's cgi? Anyhow, I really cringe when I see these types of manipulations, it always ends bad.

 

[Krieger]

Spoiler: Santa pee fetish

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I don't understand anything anymore.

"Cheer up kids! Santa's been tested and the worst case scenario is you'll get herpes!"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

T'was the night before Christmas, And we all know the story. But Santa's gone and rewritten it, and I'm completely and utterly sorry.

Spoiler: Gather around and I'll share with you...

Some unsightly pictures not worthy of being reindeer poo.

Spoiler: From Fatties

Spoiler: To boobies

Spoiler: And Resident Evil bondage too

Spoiler: From Lovey-dovey Kaiju

Spoiler: And pedophile Doctor Who

Spoiler: And some other assorted things. Including a Freddy coming after you

Thus ends my sordid tale, and I hope you'll agree, that dA's not the best place for good artists to be.

(Sorry for the rhyming, I couldn't resist).

 

[AnOminous]

I want to delve into important questions about deviantart; when and why these fetishes popped up?
Edit: We need to get to the bottom of it. Like look up its history.

I'm pretty sure they're mostly in childhood. Like a hypno fetish from that snake in Disney. Or Robin Hood for furries. Or for some reason there's inflation fetish art for every fucking fandom in existence. There's probably some obscure cartoon that turned those people perv.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

 

[The Decimator]

I didn't know Morty was related to Caillou.

 

[Abethedemon]

Rick and Morty is probably the only adult cartoon that cartoon spergs have a positive consensus on.

Spoiler: case in point (except futurama)

Rick doesn't even have white hair though. He has blue hair.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Rick and Morty is probably the only adult cartoon that cartoon spergs have a positive consensus on.

Spoiler: case in point (except futurama)

Rick doesn't even have white hair though. He has blue hair.

Did... Did he take a photograph of his computer screen and upload that? Why?

 

[Trilby]

Did... Did he take a photograph of his computer screen and upload that? Why?

Probably doesn't know how to screencap from a video player, assuming he even knows how to download videos to use offline.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Probably doesn't know how to screencap from a video player, assuming he even knows how to download videos to use offline.

Hell, I don't think this guy knows how to screencap in general. I mean looking at his "list", he already barely knows how picture editing even works as it is.

 

[NG 070]

Spoiler: Bad Photo Manipulations

Also, idk the name of these models (?) used on these manipulations. It's cgi? Anyhow, I really cringe when I see these types of manipulations, it always ends bad.

XNALara/Pose Studio is a blight upon DeviantArt. XNA just takes models from video games and allows those without any artistic talent whatsoever to live out their fanfic/fapfic crossover fantasies with autism levels that go through the roof. (Same goes for the poor fools who buy blatantly stolen assets from FoRender that are already rigged for Poser and Daz Studio)

I can give a pass to Garry's Mod because the majority of the shit made with it is actually funny and gave us some dank yet legendary Team Fortress 2 memes, but XNA-made art is so obvious. Mostly because unlike the Tex Avery/Ed, Edd & Eddy-esque wackiness of GMod, XNA is so unbearably stiff, it hurts.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

XNALara/Pose Studio is a blight upon DeviantArt. XNA just takes models from video games and allows those without any artistic talent whatsoever to live out their fanfic/fapfic crossover fantasies with autism levels that go through the roof. (Same goes for the poor fools who buy blatantly stolen assets from FoRender that are already rigged for Poser and Daz Studio)

I can give a pass to Garry's Mod because the majority of the shit made with it is actually funny and gave us some dank yet legendary Team Fortress 2 memes, but XNA-made art is so obvious. Mostly because unlike the Tex Avery/Ed, Edd & Eddy-esque wackiness of GMod, XNA is so unbearably stiff, it hurts.

Just as an aside, plenty of people use pre-made assets. Hell, sites like Turbosquid even boast that big name companies like Ubisoft and ILM use their shit. So I'm not sure if this is just indicative of a bigger issue or not, but it certainly isn't just limited to dA or similar sites in regards to 3D. Also, it's obvious they're just using the editor for their shitty manipulations. I can tell by the flat lighting.

And as an aside, I never got the appeal of G-Mod or SFM. they feel similar to the likes of XNALara, but with marginally higher production values. Though I've seen pictures of both that are infinitely worse than XNA pics.

 

[The Decimator]

Try topping this

 

[Dylan]

Just as an aside, plenty of people use pre-made assets. Hell, sites like Turbosquid even boast that big name companies like Ubisoft and ILM use their shit. So I'm not sure if this is just indicative of a bigger issue or not, but it certainly isn't just limited to dA or similar sites in regards to 3D. Also, it's obvious they're just using the editor for their shitty manipulations. I can tell by the flat lighting.

And as an aside, I never got the appeal of G-Mod or SFM. they feel similar to the likes of XNALara, but with marginally higher production values. Though I've seen pictures of both that are infinitely worse than XNA pics.

Many 3d visualisators don't even model the content of their scenes, saving time to set up lights, materials, camera angles. It's completelly normal and professional to use premade assets, because there is no need to model the same bicyle every time from scratch.

Spoiler

Every single piece of this scene is premade asset.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Many 3d visualisators don't even model the content of their scenes, saving time to set up lights, materials, camera angles. It's completelly normal and professional to use premade assets, because there is no need to model the same bicyle every time from scratch.

Spoiler

Every single piece of this scene is premade asset.

Yeah I get that (Hell, I've done it too for similar tests). But I'm sure some people are wondering how this is any different than using XNA models. I mean aside from being paid to do it.

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

 

[queefies]

i hope this arouses you as much as it arouses me