I'm August 3. Try to tell me that's not creepy at all.
Some other birthdays that are kind of significant to me and my responses:
Satoshi Tajiri (Creator of Pokémon) August 28 REALLY disturbing
Keiji Inafune (Artist for Megaman series, creator of Gunvolt and Mighty Number 9) May 8 No way he'd team up with him!
Chris-Chan (You know who he is!) February 24 Actually really weird, but not disturbing.
Jace Connors (Again, you know who he is) October 3 DISTURBING EMITTING FROM BOTH PARTIES!
Satoru Iwata (President of Nintendo...Until he died.) December 6 NO WAY WOULD HE DO THAT! WAY TO DISRESPECT A DEAD LEGEND!
Michael Rosen (Kid's book author) May 7 This kind of fits and would make for an interesting YTP (Mr. Rosen has TONS of YTPs based on him)
Urbain Le Verrier (Discoverer of Neptune) March 11 Actually kind of funny. This would almost be like an Epic Rap Battle of History... WRITTEN BY AN IDIOT!
Piet Mondrian (Modern Artist) March 7 Really stupid, I can't see him prank calling anybody.
Alexander Calder (Modern Artist) August 22 He probably wouldn't be interested in gaming.
Roy Lichtenstein (Modern Artist) October 27 Kinda meh
Andy Warhol (Modern Artist) August 6 What, pop art doesn't sell enough for him to not be interested?
Joel Hodgson (MST3K/Cinematic Titanic Riffer) February 20 DISTURBING! I can imagine that he wouldn't be relaxing.
Michael Nelson (MST3K/The Film Crew/Rifftrax Riffer) October 11 I can actually see him doing a rap battle, but it's still ridiculous.
Kevin Murphy (MST3K/The Film Crew/Rifftrax Riffer) November 3 This would actually be pretty disturbing, but then again, it would be pretty funny to hear him remarking on what was going on
Bill Corbett (MST3K/The Film Crew/Rifftrax Riffer) March 30 Kinda boring.
William Herschel (Discoverer of Uranus) November 15 A disaster waiting to happen, Uranus gets enough jokes about its possible mispronunciation as it is already.
Josh Weinstein (MST3K Riffer/Puppeteer of Gypsy & Tom Servo, played Dr. Erhardt) May 5 Unless you can substitute "laser tag shootout" with Turf War, this would probably not be very interesting.
Stephen Hawking (Physicist) He can't team up with her because A. he's too busy, and B. HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR!
Albert Einstein (Physicist) March 14 (His birthday is on Pi Day, how cool is that!) I don't think he'd be interested.
Jacques Cousteau (Marine Biologist) June 11 I can't really see him rapping. The ocean waits for no man!
Carl Sagan (astronomer) November 9 Dumb, but I could kind of see him doing it.
Charles Darwin (naturalist) Kind of disturbing, if you think the intentions are for a weight gain fetish. Also, the encounter of an evolutionary biologist and an anthropomorphic animal is kind of interesting, if you think about it.
Galileo Galilei (Astronomer, inventor of the thermometer & drawing compass, discoverer of Saturn's rings and 4 of Jupiter's moons) HE'D NEVER DO THAT!
Jean Dominique Cassini (Discoverer of several of Saturn's moons and Venus's backwards rotation) September 14 I don't think he'd do this.
Jackson Pollock (Modern artist) January 28 DISTURBING ON ALL KINDS OF LEVELS!
John Lennon (Beatles member) October 9 Dumb and disturbing
Paul McCartney (Beatles member) June 18 Dumb.
George Harrison (Beatles member) February 25 Dumb, but funny.
Ringo Starr (Beatles member) July 7 Dumb.
Yuriko Yamaguchi (sculptor) January 25 Dumb, but kind of cool. Also somehow, Japanese name+Lightsaber made me think of her using Zero's moves from the Megaman X series.
Takashi Murakami (Artist) February 1 I can imagine this being all kinds of disturbing. You're trapped in this elevator with someone who doesn't get your aesthetics and work for 3 HOURS (with my sister and all the time my brother's watching[Michael Rosen YTP reference])
Dian Fossey (Primatologist) January 16 I can't imagine the 2 of them kissing, especially not passionately.
