Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
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He needs to be sectioned at this point. :lunacy:
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He legitimately thinks he's some kind of noteworthy celebrity. Lawyers can't even find you on Wikipedia, Ethan. Quit this stupid roleplay garbage and try to do stuff for your son.
 
Ethan can not go to trial without a lawyer. That’s suicide and even as boneheaded as Ralph is he must know this. So where does he come up with 20k in a month?

Sell Rozy? Is she good enough for the human trafficking ring or are the genes just too bad?

Mexican drug runs to California hiding coke in his truck?

Pimp out Meigh? (That would be a lot of tricks and he couldn’t ask much).

Wrestle cog in a wrestling match with no holds bared; amicable contest?
 
Bland Crumbs said:
His overestimation of his legacy is one of the funniest things about him in my opinion.

Everyone around him knows he is nothing and really never was anything. It was never him that made his shows worth paying attention to it was his guests who did not come on his show because of him but because of the reach. Ethan was always the sidekick on his own show. He is a pathetic piggy who will only be remembered because of this site. Once he is gone Meigh will retreat back to New York. Vickers being the psycho he is will probably do his best to erase Ethan from Xander's life.

Ralph will be in a shallow grave made of cheap Mexican cardboard in a shitty Mexican vacant lot.
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Ralph's legacy are his two bastard children and this subforum. Nobody is archiving any of his shows anymore (not even himself or his gunted sycophant Kaz). Even his archive channels on Odysee and Bitchute were last updated six months ago.

Sad. Pathetic.
 
Elmo said:
Ralph's legacy are his two bastard children and this subforum. Nobody is archiving any of his shows anymore (not even himself or his gunted sycophant Kaz). Even his archive channels on Odysee and Bitchute were last updated six months ago.

Sad. Pathetic.
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This forum isn’t even a legacy, he’ll get a damn inactive tag like all other dead cows and become a forgotten memory quite quickly.

Terry and Lowtax will be remembered long after Ralph is a footnote on a corn joke somewhere.
 
Lowtax will be remembered for running a site that was at least functional and probably had funny moments, Terry will be remembered as a funny schizo poster. Where as Ralph will be remembered as a litmus test to compare your life to, 99.9% of people can at least take comfort in their life isn’t as bad as Ralph’s was
 
Quiche Lorraine said:
Ethan can not go to trial without a lawyer. That’s suicide and even as boneheaded as Ralph is he must know this. So where does he come up with 20k in a month?

Sell Rozy? Is she good enough for the human trafficking ring or are the genes just too bad?

Mexican drug runs to California hiding coke in his truck?

Pimp out Meigh? (That would be a lot of tricks and he couldn’t ask much).

Wrestle cog in a wrestling match with no holds bared; amicable contest?
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If the paypig donos keep slowing down, the trafficking arc seems like a real possibility. I'm not an expert when it comes to the drug trade, but I think the cartels prefer to use American citizens as mules. He has all the requisite qualifications, a legitimate excuse to be crossing the border on a semi-regular basis, and a big red truck with plenty of places to hide a few kilos.

You should seriously consider it, Ralph. It can be quite a lucrative line of work. You're not a cuck to the "war on drugs," are you? It'd be some real Bonnie and Clyde shit for you and Pantsu. It'd probably help your relationship. Just imagine all the Louis Vuitton handbags and Gucci sunglasses you could buy for yourself.

Your Favorite New Friend said:
"Four thousand and one pesos? Who did you fuck for one peso?"
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Classic joke. "All of 'em."
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
This forum isn’t even a legacy, he’ll get a damn inactive tag like all other dead cows and become a forgotten memory quite quickly.

Terry and Lowtax will be remembered long after Ralph is a footnote on a corn joke somewhere.
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Well, don't forget he will be forever a note in Virginian law books for future studying lawyers as the first man in VA getting in trouble for revenge porn. That's more than i have achieved at least.
 
GuntPatrol said:
I'm not an expert when it comes to the drug trade, but I think the cartels prefer to use American citizens as mules. He has all the requisite qualifications, a legitimate excuse to be crossing the border on a semi-regular basis, and a big red truck with plenty of places to hide a few kilos.
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Plus it's no big deal if he gets caught, he can just snitch out the cartel. Nothing bad will happen.
deeman said:
Well, don't forget he will be forever a note in Virginian law books for future studying lawyers as the first man in VA getting in trouble for revenge porn. That's more than i have achieved at least.
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He isn't even the first. The first was Rachel Lynn Craig in 2014.
 
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GuntPatrol said:
If the paypig donos keep slowing down, the trafficking arc seems like a real possibility. I'm not an expert when it comes to the drug trade, but I think the cartels prefer to use American citizens as mules. He has all the requisite qualifications, a legitimate excuse to be crossing the border on a semi-regular basis, and a big red truck with plenty of places to hide a few kilos.

You should seriously consider it, Ralph. It can be quite a lucrative line of work. You're not a cuck to the "war on drugs," are you? It'd be some real Bonnie and Clyde shit for you and Pantsu. It'd probably help your relationship. Just imagine all the Louis Vuitton handbags and Gucci sunglasses you could buy for yourself.
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He also operates at a competitive price since he can jsut take his cut from the drugs.
 
AugustusTheAutistic said:
99.9% of people can at least take comfort in their life isn’t as bad as Ralph’s was made his
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Ralph isn’t a victim.

Elmo said:
So by definition, alogs?
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That’s not the definition of alog.

Could Ralph even get a side gig selling his plasma? I have a feeling the samples would come out looking like bacon grease with chunks of gristle floating in it.
 
AnOminous said:
He isn't even the first. The first was Rachel Lynn Craig in 2014.
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Ah, Rachel, the most manly man i've ever seen, but all right, you got me, i still got some inferior complex not having that great title though.
 
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