"Boy, I've never seen an issue so divisive. You ever see it, it's like a civil war, isn't it? Even amongst my friends, who are all very intelligent! They are totally divided on abortion! It's unbelievable!
Some of my friends, for instance, think these pro-life people are annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks. How are we going to come to a consensus? "
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"Here's my real theory, though: if you're so pro-life and you're so pro-child, then adopt one that's already here that's very unwanted and very alone and needs someone to take care of it to get it out of a horrible situation, okay?
People say, "well why don't you do that?" And I say ....because I fucking hate kids and couldn't care less. Couldn't give a fuck. Don't care at all about abortion. It's your choice. Case closed, the end, bottom line.
And by the way, a three-month old kid in your belly is not a fucking human being, okay? It's a bunch of little congregated cells. You're not a human until you're in my phonebook."
--Bill Hicks, "Rant in E minor"