Death Stranding - Hideous Kojumbo does it again

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Commander X said:
I do like some of the people who were just last week saying "HA THIS GAME IS POLITICAL KOJIMA MENTIONED DLUMPF AND BREXIT AND THERE'S PHOTOS OF HIM WEARING A CHE T-SHIRT! I WANT POLITICS IN MY GAMES. HAVING FUN IS FOR STUPID CHUDS" got politics in their game, alright. Boy did they ever.


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"Haha you chuds. Japanese games are political!"
:Kojima writes that asexuality is a trend among unfuckable millennials:
"Actually fuck Kojima and Japan."


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SAY IT LOUD I'M ACE AND I'M PROUD
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So the main villains in the game are freaky ghost Jews?
 
HeyYou said:
Sure, buddy, but it's funny seeing you go "PC gamers have no games to play" -> "The huge amount of games available suck anyways" -> "Okay maybe the games don't suck but I believe that PC gamers are the only ones who play lootbox games so they never play the good games that they have anyways". It's like a textbook example on moving the goalposts.

I hope PCSX4 continues to get better, you'll be really mad.
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I'd rather see PS2 emulation to be improved frankly, because we're almost reaching the situation where RPCS3 will emulate Metal Gear Solid 2&3 better than PCSX2 at hardware mode for instance.
 
Takayuki Yagami said:
I got about 3 hours in, but got annoyed because my inner autist keeps trying to pick up every piece of lost cargo and take it back to the first city. I’ll try again tomorrow when I don’t have a headache. I’m one of those weirdos that liked MGS4 warts and all, so I’m thinking I’ll be ok on this one.
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But did it have warts on both it's anus and penis, or shall I say, all of it's ... 'packages?' 8)
 
Oddjob OTP said:
The tards my world got matched with are fucking sandbaggers, I did 100% of two road sections and actually finished about 5 or so more sections.

Also enraging in what way? The melee ones are incredibly easy to slap to death and and the ranged ones are actually dangerous but not terribly hard to slap to death either if you can watch for projectiles and use cover, most of the materials I made those roads with I stole from the Mules after I 1v8'd them to death and drove their trucks around.
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Well i like to steal their truck, so that could be part or it. Also even if your not pinged by the radar they have like super eagle vision which is also annoying.
 
Ineedahero said:
"Waaah, why doesn't kojima like incels? What a monster bigot, hey Jim look at me! Also lol this game is for incels, haha fucking losers"
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The guy in those screenshots isn't defending incels, he's accusing Kojima of supporting incels by making deliver one a girlfriend.
 
Commander X said:
I do like some of the people who were just last week saying "HA THIS GAME IS POLITICAL KOJIMA MENTIONED DLUMPF AND BREXIT AND THERE'S PHOTOS OF HIM WEARING A CHE T-SHIRT! I WANT POLITICS IN MY GAMES. HAVING FUN IS FOR STUPID CHUDS" got politics in their game, alright. Boy did they ever.


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"Haha you chuds. Japanese games are political!"
:Kojima writes that asexuality is a trend among unfuckable millennials:
"Actually fuck Kojima and Japan."
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I find it immensely amusing that the same people who always say "NOtHinG ExiSTs iN A BuBbLe!" are now angered and dumbfounded as to why a game written by someone who lives in Japan, whose national birthrate is declining rapidly, would frame lack of sexual attraction as a negative thing.
 
Game apparently didn't bomb and Sony had so much cross advertising with their other products and music that the game was less to make than doing a big advertising push for the individual artists and products and really offset the costs.

So the reason why Cardi B's music is in the game was because it was free to use by Kojima.

Basically it looks like Kojima is safe to release another game. I'm not really sure how I feel about a large amount of in game advertising being a positive thing tho. I mean it works for the setting but you wouldn't be able to do the same thing with stuff like God of War.
 
Pargon said:
So now that Kojima's truely unshackled masterpiece has been unveiled as a tepid shitshow can we finally agree that Other People are what made MGS good?
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I mean the "other people" stayed at Konami, and made the much worse disaster which was Metal Gear Survive. I really think it's more because Kojima was so desperate to stick it to Konami, that he decided to go full Kojima rather than being aware of the fact that just because most of the Konami shackles were bad, it doesn't mean that all of the Konami shackles were bad.
 
Commander X said:
I do like some of the people who were just last week saying "HA THIS GAME IS POLITICAL KOJIMA MENTIONED DLUMPF AND BREXIT AND THERE'S PHOTOS OF HIM WEARING A CHE T-SHIRT! I WANT POLITICS IN MY GAMES. HAVING FUN IS FOR STUPID CHUDS" got politics in their game, alright. Boy did they ever.


EI-GP9gWwAEn7P8


"Haha you chuds. Japanese games are political!"
:Kojima writes that asexuality is a trend among unfuckable millennials:
"Actually fuck Kojima and Japan."


EI9xdc5WkAELwPe

EI9xdc9XYAEkBUy

EI9xdc7WsAAU8oq


SAY IT LOUD I'M ACE AND I'M PROUD
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It's kinda hilarious that Kojima made a post-bugman apocalypse semen delivery simulator that triggers the ma'ams to own the ma'ams.
 
I knocked on this game for so long, but Kojima essentially calling "aces" out as the self-entitled incels they are makes me want to buy it the moment it drops on steam.
 
Raging Capybara said:
Why not? Who doesn't want to see Kratos drinking a monster energy?
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If it was like a one off commercial it would be funny, but in game having a shitload of branding tends to really date things especially if there's a limited edition flavor or some shit.

Then again maybe we could have gotten a third gravity rush game if GR2 had advertising for shit? I mean the second game had the proper setting with Space Cuba.
 
ScatmansWorld said:
I find it immensely amusing that the same people who always say "NOtHinG ExiSTs iN A BuBbLe!" are now angered and dumbfounded as to why a game written by someone who lives in Japan, whose national birthrate is declining rapidly, would frame lack of sexual attraction as a negative thing.
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Well duh, all the world is USA, same problems and everything~

Offtop, but I kind of think Japan's problem is that people in there reached critical mass of inbreeding, so birthrates'd decline even without cultural things. They gotta travel.
 
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