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Death Fat Death Pool

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Eh hasn't Tammy already nearly died before? Fool's luck is all that's keeping her going at this point.
She's on her way to 700 lb and she shows no sign of stopping. The only reason she probably hasn't dropped dead is that she's in her early 30s.
I think TamTam's going to just fade away in the night without warning by 2022.
 
Lame Entropy said:
Eh hasn't Tammy already nearly died before? Fool's luck is all that's keeping her going at this point.
She's on her way to 700 lb and she shows no sign of stopping. The only reason she probably hasn't dropped dead is that she's in her early 30s.
I think TamTam's going to just fade away in the night without warning by 2022.
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If Tammy faded away she would make the TARDIS noise as she did. WAAH WWAAAHH WWAAAHHH and the house would rise a foot from it's current position.

She has to eat 7000 calories a day to maintain her weight so she has to be eating 10k a day to be gaining significantly like she is.
 
It was so close between Tammy and Chantal, but seeing the latest Slaton weigh-in at her home was incredible. The woman is collapsing in on herself, that or she is slowly becoming an amorphous blob.

Chantal seems to have more wrong medically only because she's TMI, all the time. Maybe Tammy's "healthier", maybe not, but she's completely reserved herself for death.
 
Between her health and driving around while being both stoned and too fat to turn her head and look around, I have to vote Chantal.
 
Mother puss bucket said:
If Tammy faded away she would make the TARDIS noise as she did. WAAH WWAAAHH WWAAAHHH and the house would rise a foot from it's current position.

She has to eat 7000 calories a day to maintain her weight so she has to be eating 10k a day to be gaining significantly like she is.
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here you are good sir
 
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I changed my vote. Holy shit Fat Jenny is packing on the weight and she is looking really, really, really rough. Fat, old and sick. Chantal and TamTam look the picture of health compared to the monstrosity otherwise known as Jennifer Armstrong.
 
LonesomeDud said:
Jen's got some facial edema that's new. With the poor mobility and stress, I'd pick her.
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She looks like she's about to burst and drown Gene with Crisco. Holy Cow! Literally. Her face looks bad. I think Tammy's actually looks better. And that's saying something.

LonesomeDud said:
No, COVID is terrible, especially for deathfats. The only reason she probably made it is because TLC got early intervention for the prize pig.
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Likely. And she's still on oxygen and rumors are she's hospitalized because of the obvious hospital room in her tik tok.
 
So the competition is between Tammy and Chinny,I would say Tammy has better chance because she survived covid somehow,also she has a better supportive family unlike Chantal not to mention they have a whole TLC crew backing them unlike Chantalnobody cares for her not even Peetz.
I guess Lord Corona is more forgivable than Lord Beetus,Gonna pick Chantal and give her a year left to live.

Jen to me is like a cockroach,survives everything,she is also one of the oldest gorls too after all.
 
I like Simply Sara lol y’all can think I’m autistic if ya want

She’s the only deathfat that isn’t an obnoxious, insufferable cunt.
 
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