💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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Death Fat Death Pool

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After watching the video posted on this comment, I'm calling it for Chantal, with colon cancer:


Painful diarrhea that sends her to the bathroom 10 times per day, or more? Shitting herself because she can't control it? Feeling gassy and bloated? Fatigue and shortness of breath (due to anemia from internal bleeding)? Those are all classic symptoms, and she's had them for quite a while.

She claims it must be the lingering results of C. diff caught during her last hospital stay (for the hysto), but I'm calling bullshit on that; she never showed any sign post-op that she had C. diff, never mentioned it, and--most telling--has never used it as gross-out storytime fodder during a mukbang, when you know damned well she would.

She was supposed to have a colonoscopy, but never did. She didn't even try to start the multi-stage bowel prep for it, so I'm sure she never even called to schedule it in the first place. I can totally see her not wanting to face a cancer diagnosis, and instead choosing to keep on stuffing her face and practicing the same stubborn denial she always has, while hoping the problem would just go away on its own--she is that fucking stupid and self-destructive.

If my hunch is correct, that 18-year-old cat of hers will outlive her. Because at her size, and as far as she has likely allowed it to advance, there is really nothing that could be done for her, even with a diagnosis. Bitch is gonna die.
 
Sally Simpleton said:
A quick brief recap of whatever the fuck she is saying. (Probably late by the time I get through her ambling pace)

-She looks fucking awful.
-Says she rushed to the bathroom the other night, almost keeled over, heart racing.
-Drove herself to the hospital
- Talks about the poor nurse who made her take off her unwashed sports bra for testing and had to touch her tits.
- She forgets what she's talking about.
- Wheezing.
- Her cot was uncomfortable. Boohoo.
- Dragging out the story, shuffling through her tub of medicine for her headache.
- God this fat cow is laughing at her own terrible life. Get to the point.
- Oh a new nurse, this one is good looking.
- Had to tell the sexy nurse she has diarrhea, so he wheels in a giant obese-sized commode.
- She's trying to describe the various testing, maybe someone else can cross-check this.
- She's super super dehydrated.
-They want to give her a COVID test.
- COVID Negative
- Tested for colitis, Crohn's. Nope.

***She has C-Diff. and another blood clot in her lung. ***
(Didn't totally catch this) I think she said the clot is because the anti-clotting meds she was on don't work because she's so fucking fat.

Way to go Chunty, you've fucking done it. Double trouble!

***BONUS CHRONIC SEVERE FATTY LIVER DISEASE***
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always bet on chantal!!!
 
Nikocado. He may not be 500 lbs. like other deathfats, but he regularly eats complete crap on a daily basis. Shit like 3 whoppers covered in Ragu cheese sauce, and 5 packets Ramen noodles with 2-3 blocks of butter. I don't care if he really does exercise for 30 minutes a day like he says he does; nothing is gonna help him with that diet. At least Amberlynn Reid eats something w/o trans fat every once in a while. Nick is just addicted to pure junk, and I've even seen skinny people who eat less and get health problems fast on diets like his.

2nd would be Hungry Fat Chick, eats family-sized restaurant food twice a week. Plus, she has a sweet tooth. And she's already older than other mukbangers and has sleep apnea, and if Hungry Hippie had a stroke not too long ago while living with her, I'd say she isn't too far behind (she orders a lot of her roommates' food for them).
 

She is live talking about health updates. She is breathing heavy laying down.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NNl8Wy_ODXM
She filmed a video yesterday that was so bad she isn't uploading it today. Can you imagine how bad that video must be if she refused to upload it?

She bought a prescription plan to help with the cost of the antibiotics. The antibiotics are $300 and her prescription plan didn't cover it LOL.

She has to buy needles as well. What medication would she need to inject herself with? Insulin?

Her doctor told her she likely diabetic. She needs additional testing to confirm. She is in denial hard.

WHEEZE

Her stomach is really bothering her and she has an enlarged spleen.

She also has a liver problem as well, so let's go over her confirmed health issues:
  • Morbid Obesity
  • Pulmonary Embolism
  • C Diff.
  • Type 2 Diabetes - Her Blood Glucose Random was over 16.
  • Severe IBS
  • Liver issues
  • Enlarged spleen
Living her best life.

WHEEZE

She promised her family she would get therapy. They even were willing to pay for it.
She is allegedly being referred for bariatric surgery.

She is so confused diet wise. She is meeting with a psychotherapist on 12/22. It is a phone appointment. This appointment will be memoryholed.

I hope this was a wake up call, a scare. She doesn't want to change.

She dreams about Burger King, going through the drive thru, and eating cheeseburgers. Holy shit lol :story:

Peetz still has solid stools so he can't have C Diff.

She admits her overeating caused her health issues. She believes her health issues are reversible. Denial on Line 1, Denial on Line 1. :story:

Myfitnesspal has reentered the chat. She is going to start tracking her macros.

WHEEZE

Someone called out her laziness and she said it isn't laziness, it is depression. Denial is a bitch.

She is on antidepressants.

She doesn't think she has the mentality to be like ObesetoBeast. We agree sis.

Some people don't have a rock bottom - Foodie Beauty 12/16/20

She is considering getting a treadmill for the house. Sure Jan.

She has zero emotion towards her health scare. she feels numb. She won't change.

She is yawning, must have had a busy night laying in bed.

TLC contacted her about doing show (not 600 ellbee life the other one). She considered it, but would have had to move to Georgia and didn't want to do it.

She feels she is powerless to change her habits. Every day is the last hurrah. She isn't going to change.

She is still blaming everything on her addiction.

I can't imagine never eating pizza. You know what kind of life is that? - Chantal Marie 12/16/20

Her and Peetz will likely live together for the rest of their lives. They live well together. Poor Peetz.

WHEEZE

TL;DR
  • Chantal lies.
  • She filmed a video yesterday to upload today, but it was so bad, she did this live instead.
  • She has a phone appointment with a psychotherapist on 12/22.
  • She is being referred for bariatric surgery.
  • Her doctor told her she is diabetic. Chantal is in major denial.
  • She is on antidepressants, antibiotics, and something that she has to inject into herself.
  • She revealed she has liver and spleen issues.
  • She is being referred to a Liver Specialist.
  • She believes that her health issues are reversible.
  • This is not a wake up call. She is numb to the news and is hesitant about changing.
WHEEZE
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Frankie Valencia said:
I think Tammy Slaton is in worse condition than Chantal is...
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Chantal has the longest list of known serious health problems and is spiraling rapidly downhill. But Tammy Slaton has always looked like she has terrible genetics in general.

I think Tammy will go first, but Chantal will die soon after.
 
Gawdamit said:
I voted for Life By Jen. Only because Tammy Slaton is younger, They both have a short life but Life By Jen will probably be the first to go
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Wishful thinking. It will prolly be someone more entertaining like chantal, or nik, or amy slaton and surprise us all. When it comes down to being an insufferable cunt jen wins that for sure. Shell stay alive out of spite like ashley.
 
I took a snapshot of what the poll looked like at exactly 500 votes but I missed 1k by 9 votes. I think it’s interesting to see how the votes change over time as various illnesses emerge.
 

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