💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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draculasestateagent said:
Well for Chantal you can check Peetz’s twitter (xmenxpert) he’s bound to say something about her passing if she did, as for amber people on here have been able to find beckys Facebook and her family’s facebooks so one of them will post about ambers passing I’m sure. As for the others I’m not certain.
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Call fast food places in their local area and ask if they had a dip in their usual business perhaps?
 
Fapcop said:
Call fast food places in their local area and ask if they had a dip in their usual business perhaps?
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Normally I’d agree but Chantal has recently denounced Skip The Dishes after they sent her order to the wrong house so they’ll probably be experiencing a 85% drop in orders from now on
 
I voted for Chantal and I see she's winning so far. I think she's gonna be the first to kick the bucket since she's deteriorated massively over the past two years while the others seem to remain the same (maybe apart from Amber's cancer but she's young and uterine cancer is treatable if caught early)
 
RussianBlonde said:
I voted for Chantal and I see she's winning so far. I think she's gonna be the first to kick the bucket since she's deteriorated massively over the past two years while the others seem to remain the same (maybe apart from Amber's cancer but she's young and uterine cancer is treatable if caught early)
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I started with Jen, but I had to change it to Chantal. Jen may be the oldest & fattest, but it's hard to tell how much she binges since she goes MIA often. And her body is already too deformed to notice any changes.
Chantal though... her decline is obvious and horrifying.
She can't even wedge her car trough between her gunt & the steering wheel anymore.
She's guzzling down 4-6 days' worth of sodium in EVERY mukbang.
She's already got diabetes, no gallbladder, no uterus. All that's left is hypertension.

Oh, and she stopped walking. :stress:

I also tend to think that fatties are more likely to suffer health consequences from quick changes rather than keeping up the same consistently shitty lifestyle. In my non-scientific opinion, Chantal & Nik are more at-risk of fucking up their hearts than the heavier gorls are because of the constant cycling for Chins, & the rapid 3-year gain/habit change for Nik.
I dunno how valid my hypothesis is though.
 
Whale Watcher said:
I also tend to think that fatties are more likely to suffer health consequences from quick changes rather than keeping up the same consistently shitty lifestyle. In my non-scientific opinion, Chantal & Nik are more at-risk of fucking up their hearts than the heavier gorls are because of the constant cycling for Chins, & the rapid 3-year gain/habit change for Nik.
I dunno how valid my hypothesis is though.
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Chantal does have the merit of apparently actively trying to win this competition.
 
They're all pretty dead already. Unable to move, unable to think clearly, grim mood. Could death be an improvement over destroying your body so well that you have to remove the uterus lest you finally pass on? Is this a indictment of our best wishes?

All I know is thAT GOD WILL DAB ON AMBERLYNN FIRST NIGGAS WOOOOOO
 
Was thinking of changing my vote recently but I'm sticking with Sara. Watching new videos (old ones too, just never noticed) I'm almost absolutely sure she's on corticosteroid meds. The neck hump, round face, upper body fat distribution are a dead giveaway. If I could see the legs I'd be 100% convinced. That means her immune system is fucked (side effect) and she probably has osteoporosis. The beetus, which also wrecks the immune system, is also a side effect but I'm sure she'd have it anyway without the meds. If the 'rona or another pneumonia doesn't kill her, some complication after she breaks a hip or spine will. She lives in a filthy cluttered house so an infection or a fall isn't unlikely to happen.
 
I don't have much to add. It's a bit fucked up to speculate on when a person is going to die. But we wouldn't be doing it if they didn't get to this point, would we?
As for my guess, it's hard to tell who will die first. I'm betting on Sara, simply for the wild card factor.
Good thread, OP.
 
Id say tammy.

She is the largest of all of them and has been in a nursing home and near death multiple times. The fact that she smokes and drinks doesnt help, and neither does her lack of intelligence
 
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