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Death Fat Death Pool

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Amber's a rugged old cockroach, and I'm still not convinced she has cancer. I'm just not. She's dumb but she's not stupid, if you know what I mean, and knows exactly how to manipulate her audience in order to get views...views that were decelerating until she started focusing on her health issues. If she indeed has cancer, I don't think she'll die so quickly.

I may be wrong about everything, but Chantal is going to bite it (literally and figuratively) and die a very slow, agonizing, drawn-out death with her mind collapsing even further, and her body continuing to break down. The amount of health issues that have plagued her in the last year are beyond alarming, and it's only going to get worse since she has gained so much weight in just mere months, and recently declared herself committed to consuming nothing but fast food from here on in. If she doesn't pop her clogs this year, she will definitely be bed-bound by year's end, and death will come for her in 2021 or 2022.

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Nostradamus
 
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chantal has a new weigh in at ~394, 20+ lbs heavier than her previously claimed 370 so I’ve updated the leaderboard. I still think the scale is off and she cracked 400 last year - yeah she’s short but she is truly spherical.
 
We had two gorls weigh in this week. Amber is down to a SVELTE 488 lbs. Chantal gained to 399 but the scale only goes up to 400 so I still suspect our Canadian dwarf star is in the 420-460s. I’d like to thank Canadian government brand edibles for their contribution!
 
Chantal is put on a "strict diabetic eating plan" and being referred to a clinic.

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If her doctor is less of an asshole than Dr. Now, she has no chance of succeeding.

Oh what am I saying, she has absolutely no chance no matter what. She lives - and will die - for fast food.
 
Farmers are speculating that amberlynn’s hysterectomy is tues or weds of next week so vote now if you think she’s gonna die on the table. She’s also moving because why not introduce a brand new microbial environment the week before surgery?

I’m staying strong for chinny though.
 
My gut says amberlynn codes on the table during surgery since she's so high risk, or she dies due to complications while the wound is healing but tbh I've learned lolcows have cockroach genes so I'm not holding my breath.
 
I think unless a miracle happens she’s going to die from an infection after she comes home from the hospital.
 
I think Amber. The Kank gonna take her away.

I hope God has thickened up the floors of heaven or she gonna be falling back down to earth like a comet thru the clouds... RIP Amber.
 
Amberlynn didn’t die on the table so we’re at 7 gorls with 5 uteruses between them. Which uterus will get yoinked next? 🤔

Also, how fat does Chelsea Marie Young have to get before she’s a death fat? I don’t think she’s going to die due to the fat though. I think she’s going to get murdered by a John.
 
tiggles said:
Amberlynn didn’t die on the table so we’re at 7 gorls with 5 uteruses between them. Which uterus will get yoinked next? 🤔

Also, how fat does Chelsea Marie Young have to get before she’s a death fat? I don’t think she’s going to die due to the fat though. I think she’s going to get murdered by a John.
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Or die from an incurable STD
 
It’s definitely Chantal who’ll win this race.

She’s, riding that deathfat train to an early grave and shoveling fast food into the boiler of the locomotive as fast as she can.

Even Amberlynn seems to have her shit more under control now.

But wait... What if the cancer and not obesity offs Amberlynn first?

Sure, dead is dead, but it just feels like cheating, you know what I mean?
 
Stinky Britches said:
How will we know if our contestant won the pool? Who will notify us? If our contestant is MIA for several weeks, can someone call the race and declare victory?
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Well for Chantal you can check Peetz’s twitter (xmenxpert) he’s bound to say something about her passing if she did, as for amber people on here have been able to find beckys Facebook and her family’s facebooks so one of them will post about ambers passing I’m sure. As for the others I’m not certain.
 
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