💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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Cherry Pie said:
I still don't get, like, the physics. And I don't want to.

So to get back on topic, has anyone here brought Becki Jones into the mix? Forgive me if she already has, but I couldn't find her in a forum search, and she's one of the more infuriating deathfats out there.
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Oh my gwad twas so twastay. No I don't use slimmin fwiltas.

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Putting my money on Candy/Hungry Fat Chick.

She gasps and wheezes just to talk, she’s bigger than ever, is getting close to immobile, and just did a 4800 calorie McDonald’s mukbang. She barely even chatted, just a lot of grunting and moaning between face-stuffs. Talking requires too much energy.
 
A quick recap for context: Quirkyloverosee has been off her office job for months on short term leave because of her "chronic pain." Mind you, she barely worked a month there

In one of her newest livestreams she's complaining now that they cut off her insurance. "They cancelled my insurance, which is bullshit." :story:
 
I'd like to throw my hat in the ring and say the one gargantuan hamplanet who's trying to sue Lyft because the driver told her she was too fat to fit in his backseat.
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Her name is Dank Demoss
 
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I thought for a second there was a shocking dark horse in the Deathfat Death Derby, but /r/Velo is a subreddit for competitive cyclists. Apparently Aubrey Gordon the deceased Guyanese cyclist just happens to share a name with Aubrey Gordon, "Yr Fat Friend", hostess of the Maintenance Phase podcast, and one-woman font of HAES disinformation.
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RIP Mr. Gordon
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If I were the Reaper I might not want to get near this one either:
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It’s got to either be Chantal or Kelly Lenza.

Chantal’s average blood sugar is 10 (obscenely high), and already has significant beetus symptoms. After visiting the doctor a few days ago she was insistent that she would be turning over a new leaf (said this before, it never lasts) so followers think she’s been given bad news.

Kelly Lenza has horrific central obesity , and is known to have heart and liver problems. She claims she is taking testosterone (she’s NB), which would mean her blood is even more likely to clot, and give her a heart attack.
 
My money's on Chantal based off this list. I would vote Evie the oxygen fatty, but don't want to vote Other as that's no fun.
 
PropaGONDA said:
My money's on Chantal based off this list. I would vote Evie the oxygen fatty, but don't want to vote Other as that's no fun.
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I think it will come in threes with most likely Chantal, Anna from surgery complications and hungry fat chick most likely or evie as the third cause they both have heart and lung problems. I think Anna is most likely to die with these crazy surgeries and her use of meds that go along with it when she has an addiction background but Chantal is neck and neck with her due to the progression of her diseases and her complete lack of adherence to what is required to stay alive.
 
there's many deathfatties who are doing much worse (or getting themselves into genuinely risky shit a'la Anna O'Brien and her Scamron adventures), but fuck all of that - if Chantal gets rabies I'm giving Josh my entire monthly salary
 
Another TikTok garbage chute, who died from literally not being able to breathe.


Account already blanked. This is NOT a "role model" and TikTokers are stupid to make him a role model.

What happened to the movement to outlaw TikTok? I am not getting why it disappeared.
 
For this thread I picture them like one of those ball rolling horse or camel race games at fairs and carnivals where they move forward depending on which hole your ball falls into and the winner at the end gets a giant stuffed prize.
 
Bombus died July 2024, per this update in the HAES thread. She went silent on socials a few years back.
Fat Black Woman said:
Forgive me if I'm late -- I searched by date and couldn't find anything -- but our girl Fat Bombus is dead. She died on July 15th, 2024. She was only thirty fucking years old and now her husband is a widower because she was so addicted to being a fat bitch that she died.

Her obituary (it's more of a death announcement - it's in Danish)
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Translation (it's Google, I don't know Danish):
March 18, 1994 - July 15, 2024
If you want to order flowers for celebrations or for late afternoons, you can do it here from the side.
A local business will take your order and arrange for delivery.
If you have questions or problems with completing your order, contact support on tel. 9756 0207.

English language news item about her 2024 death

It says the cause of death is 'unspecified,' so likely some kind of illness related to being a gargantuan ditchpig.

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RIP to a real one. She made me genuinely laugh every time you guys posted her. Now she is a skinny queen in Heaven
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