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Alright lads and lasses, while we pop champagne over this momentous occasion please tell me your opinions on other DFDP contenders. Hamplanet Fitness I can't @ you but I did see your comment so that will be taken into consideration among other opinions.

This thread moving forward
The poll will be remade in this same thread if possible. An archive of the votes for this latest round can be found in my post on page 33 of this thread.

Keeping for sure:
Amberlynn
Chantal
Tammy

Open to yeeting:
Amy Ramadan - low votes
Anna O'Brien - low votes although I recently did maths on her and believe her saddlebags are wider than 78 inches, ass+gunt might be as much as 80 inches around.
Sara Potter - low votes and not really a cow on these forums... although she gets hospitalized rather frequently

Open to adding
Juliana, Nicocado Avocado, other suggestions welcome. Not Kevin his stinkditch will kill him first and a head start isn't fair. I know Chantal is cheating with cocaine but we don't drug test.

Not really open to adding unless there's a strong argument:
Tess Holliday, Jude Valentin, Amy Slaton, Kelly Lenza

RIPP REST IN PEPPERONI PIZZA I AM CRYING FOREVER
I'd like to take a moment to recognize unlisted cows who kicked over the milk bucket since the inception of this thread:
Crystal Kotow, age 37; fat activist Cat Pausé, age 42; fat FTM troon Anna “Hugo” Hendrix, age 29; fat autist Amanda Baggs, age 30. And to note, Jen was 46, nearly 47.

Since there's a lot of down time, folks can barely use .onion (or at least I can barely use .onion), and I know everyone would like their opinion heard: the last to submit your opinion will be 2 weeks from today, that is 9/27.
 
My top gorl pick Jen came through!

And I'd like to formally nominate Steven Assanti for the next round.

Edit to add: ooh, what about Fatlip Ash? She's fucking massive, aging up, and seems to be on a downward trend in her general wellbeing. Just a thought, in case anyone else also thinks she might be a worthy entrant.
 
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Eric Hites / Fat Guy Across America

600 pounds
Nearly 50
Was recently "hauled off" his occasional "job" menacing strippers with music at a hole in the wall bar
Big fat diaper baby
Smug AF
 
Fuck you Jen, TLC rigged this shit. Tam Tam would be dead already without stupid reality tv money keeping her fat ass afloat.
 
I think Kelly Lenza is worth considering because of this post -

http:/threads/kelly-lenza-lividlipids-softbodytendermind-ass_child-photopotamus.68478/post-11980877

(I don't know if this link works - I'm not good at the onion) Basically she seems to already be planning her end of life care at her age. She couldn't even make it to fat camp this year.
 
I regret not voting in the poll even though I definitely had my bets on Jen. Coulda swore I did.

Definitely need Juliana in the next pool. Those sunken eyes, man

Corissa is looking super rough herself. My vote is still on Juliana but she is definitely a good candidate. She's also one of the older deathfats now that Jen has croaked.
 
Jacinda Ardern IRL said:
I think Kelly Lenza is worth considering because of this post -

http:/threads/kelly-lenza-lividlipids-softbodytendermind-ass_child-photopotamus.68478/post-11980877

(I don't know if this link works - I'm not good at the onion) Basically she seems to already be planning her end of life care at her age. She couldn't even make it to fat camp this year.
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not a bad choice.
 
Tammy is surely going to go any day now.

But certainly Juliana needs to be in the pool. She looks incredibly sick.

EDIT: Yes, Kelly Lenza. She can't stand to prepare food and has trouble walking.
 
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Another vote for Juliana to be included please. I just hope Corissa hasn't taken out any life insurance policies on her: I get the impression that J's health needs are neglected enough as it is in that relationship.

Speaking of deathfat dykes: if her thread weren't so low-traffic and information about her condition so sporadic, Ragen's Julianne would also be a good candidate since she's been circling the drain for years. She's ten years younger than Fat Jen but seemingly almost just as ill from what little we hear about her.
 
To keep the conversation moving forward, here is an updated prospective list

definitely
amberlynn,
chantal
tammy
juliana
anna o'brien
other - catchall, name your favorite unlisted cow

most likely also
kelly lanza

probably not
folks who don't have a big fat online presence, since despite their imminent death (simply sara, Regan's Juliana) they won't get many votes or generate much discussion due to limited fandom/exposure

I would like to try to keep the list rather limited to ensure votes don't get too diluted but am open to 1 or 2 more cows. Looking for additional arguments for/against other cows mentioned by other folks on this page or any other suggestions.
 
tiggles said:
To keep the conversation moving forward, here is an updated prospective list

definitely
amberlynn,
chantal
tammy
juliana
anna o'brien
other - catchall, name your favorite unlisted cow

most likely also
kelly lanza

probably not
folks who don't have a big fat online presence, since despite their imminent death (simply sara, Regan's Juliana) they won't get many votes or generate much discussion due to limited fandom/exposure

I would like to try to keep the list rather limited to ensure votes don't get too diluted but am open to 1 or 2 more cows. Looking for additional arguments for/against other cows mentioned by other folks on this page or any other suggestions.
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Nickocado Avocado is VERY fat and eats unhealthy food for a living. I think it would be a crime to leave him off of the death pool at this point, especially given exacerbating factors like his emotional instability.
 
Maybe Corissa should be on there too, separately from J/Juliana, she's been vaguely complaining about health issues and she looks real bad too. She's also heading towards 40 which makes her a prime age for complications. Would also second Nick Avocado, he might not be dealing with slow burn health issues yet but I could see a heart attack or something happening any day because he is gaining so fast.
 
Owls Owls Owls said:
Polissa Campbell has potential. Recently diagnosed with phlebitis and is so fat she recently broke the bed where she admits she spends most of her days. Between that, her shit diet and being almost 40, she could go at any time.
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I was just about to post this. I didn’t want to nominate Polissa just yet but the phlebitis diagnosis is particularly concerning. She was recently in the hospital for a suspected DVT. She interpreted her “taking it easy” for six weeks after her hysterectomy as legit Yellow Wallpaper style bedrest. She has no idea how much damage she is causing to herself by doing that.

It’s also super telling that she was more concerned about getting a restless leg syndrome diagnosis and pills for it than the phlebitis she was co diagnosed with

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Her stupidity is gonna kill her. I just don’t know when.
 
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