💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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My #1 bet is still Tammy dying first. She recently gotten her tracheostomy capped, but that doesn't mean she's getting better. Tam-Tam will relapse as soon as she's out of the care center. The progress she has made in the last year is minimal, still sneaking food and just a problem child thrown onto the facility. There is no effective therapy for someone so stuck in their ways of gluttony. She should have already lost enough weight to be in the 200s by now at the least, yet she's still a 500+ lbs snowbunny-beluga hybrid if TikTok videos are any indication.

The sooner this rancid, genetic abomination dies, one less deathfat is burdening the welfare and healthcare system. I think Tammy has three years left tops.
 
StyrofoamFridge said:
My #1 bet is still Tammy dying first. She recently gotten her tracheostomy capped, but that doesn't mean she's getting better. Tam-Tam will relapse as soon as she's out of the care center. The progress she has made in the last year is minimal, still sneaking food and just a problem child thrown onto the facility. There is no effective therapy for someone so stuck in their ways of gluttony. She should have already lost enough weight to be in the 200s by now at the least, yet she's still a 500+ lbs snowbunny-beluga hybrid if TikTok videos are any indication.

The sooner this rancid, genetic abomination dies, one less deathfat is burdening the welfare and healthcare system. I think Tammy has three years left tops.
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Tammy is my bet as well. She's the closest out of all of them and has been very close for a long time. Fats can live a long time but Tammy has to be pushing it.
 
Anna is ramping up the weight a lot since moving to the high rise. In the latest video its become obvious that she is highly likely to be large to fit now in parts of her own apartment. She barely can get through the doorways to her bathroom and was not able to fit behind the island in her kitchen.
 
GenociderSyo said:
Anna is ramping up the weight a lot since moving to the high rise. In the latest video its become obvious that she is highly likely to be large to fit now in parts of her own apartment. She barely can get through the doorways to her bathroom and was not able to fit behind the island in her kitchen.
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She's seriously blown up in only the past few weeks since moving out of her house. KF down for a few days and when it came up you posted a pic of Anna where she is literally, genuinely wider than her two door fridge - it is crazy.

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Dammit, I knew Jen was too feeble to hold out over the long haul, and that cockroach Chantal just keeps on wheezin'

Crap, I had twenty-two C-notes riding on Clotso, and now they're gone.

Figures the old sow dropped while kiwifarms is still operating only from the deepest bunker.
 
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She was always my first choice, but I don't exactly feeling like jumping up and down and squealing. I wonder who is taking care of the arrangements and what "family" created the tribute page?

Edit to add...look who sent a condolence below. Screen Shot 2022-09-12 at 10.00.55 PM.png
 
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Goddamn, TamTam. Too lazy to live, too lazy to die.

I never found Jen inherently funny. She was meanspirited, imperious, and nasty in a way she thought was cutting and would leave a scar. But she will forever hold a special place in my black heart for making Fat Amy chimp so hard it earned a place in the Chimpantheon.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Goddamn, TamTam. Too lazy to live, too lazy to die.

I never found Jen inherently funny. She was meanspirited, imperious, and nasty in a way she thought was cutting and would leave a scar. But she will forever hold a special place in my black heart for making Fat Amy chimp so hard it earned a place in the Chimpantheon.
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I wonder if Amy will return to YouTube to memorialise her?
 
At mininum, Amberlynn, Simply Sara, Anna, Tammy, Chantal, and Juliana should be in round 2 of the poll
 
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