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Hamplanet Fitness said:
Anna "Hugo" Hendrix, a "gay trans man" of behemoth proportions and frequent character in the Tranny Sideshows thread, passed away in January.

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JFC 29??? Testosterone really ages these women, those jowl lines and eye wrinkles are not normal for someone who's 29, and I'd say ESPECIALLY for a fat 29 year old. Being fat usually means all the wrinkles get filled in and stretched out.
 
Backinpogform said:
Holy Christmas, this is who the meme was?! I must dig
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Yes, we lost a true memeking. So many 4chan classics.

fatty hugos kintypes.jpgpronouns.pngthe world is lost.png

@Dude Ukraine sorry, my brain didn't register that as tits.
 
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God I love this fucking website!! I'm sad to admit at one point in my live I weighed over 350lbs. 136.078kg for non-American trash. You could have easily fit me in a death pool. I would have bet on myself! Then died with the money. I ate nothing but fast food and snacks. Non-diet sodas. I also smoked cigarettes like a pack a day. Over 50 years old. (I know I'm old, fuck you.) I should have been on this website. Waiting for my heart to give up like a feminist pregancy. The first thing I did was start walking everywhere. I noticed I had trouble breathing. So I quit smoking which was a nightmare. I lost over 50lbs and dipped under 300. (yes I was over 350, which I need to mention again.) I kept walking, I made it further each time. Under 250. Stopped drinking soda, and eathing junk food. No more candy bars and doritos. Under 230. Under 210. Then one day I weighed myself at 193. Now I weight 250. About 100lbs lost. I still could use to lose some weight. For my height I should be at 210. But now I'm at a gym, and I got each day for an hour. EVERY DAY. I will keep trying as hard as I can. From a fat blob who smoke to who I am now. I have self esteem. Pride in myself. And no death pool possibilities for me.
 
ThatOneAsshole said:
God I love this fucking website!! I'm sad to admit at one point in my live I weighed over 350lbs. 136.078kg for non-American trash. You could have easily fit me in a death pool. I would have bet on myself! Then died with the money. I ate nothing but fast food and snacks. Non-diet sodas. I also smoked cigarettes like a pack a day. Over 50 years old. (I know I'm old, fuck you.) I should have been on this website. Waiting for my heart to give up like a feminist pregancy. The first thing I did was start walking everywhere. I noticed I had trouble breathing. So I quit smoking which was a nightmare. I lost over 50lbs and dipped under 300. (yes I was over 350, which I need to mention again.) I kept walking, I made it further each time. Under 250. Stopped drinking soda, and eathing junk food. No more candy bars and doritos. Under 230. Under 210. Then one day I weighed myself at 193. Now I weight 250. About 100lbs lost. I still could use to lose some weight. For my height I should be at 210. But now I'm at a gym, and I got each day for an hour. EVERY DAY. I will keep trying as hard as I can. From a fat blob who smoke to who I am now. I have self esteem. Pride in myself. And no death pool possibilities for me.
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>loves this fucking website
>can’t read and/or follow simple guidelines

Someone, please fetch the obligatory glitter text
 
ThatOneAsshole said:
God I love this fucking website!! I'm sad to admit at one point in my live I weighed over 350lbs. 136.078kg for non-American trash. You could have easily fit me in a death pool. I would have bet on myself! Then died with the money. I ate nothing but fast food and snacks. Non-diet sodas. I also smoked cigarettes like a pack a day. Over 50 years old. (I know I'm old, fuck you.) I should have been on this website. Waiting for my heart to give up like a feminist pregancy. The first thing I did was start walking everywhere. I noticed I had trouble breathing. So I quit smoking which was a nightmare. I lost over 50lbs and dipped under 300. (yes I was over 350, which I need to mention again.) I kept walking, I made it further each time. Under 250. Stopped drinking soda, and eathing junk food. No more candy bars and doritos. Under 230. Under 210. Then one day I weighed myself at 193. Now I weight 250. About 100lbs lost. I still could use to lose some weight. For my height I should be at 210. But now I'm at a gym, and I got each day for an hour. EVERY DAY. I will keep trying as hard as I can. From a fat blob who smoke to who I am now. I have self esteem. Pride in myself. And no death pool possibilities for me.
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No one cares that you're old or stopped being fat here. We have plenty of elder users here. There's a weight loss support thread you could have gone to diareah vomit in.

I think that Chantal will outlast all the deathfats, like a cockroach in nuclear fire. Anna O'Brian, Jen, and Tammy are all roughly 40 years old, so my money is on one of them dying first; Specifically Tammy because she's retarded and her alleged, recent surgery will probably have complications caused by gluttony. Amberlynn might have a decade and a half left on her "spedometer", so to speak. Tess Holiday and Amy Ramadan are both getting older as well.
 
ThatOneAsshole said:
God I love this fucking website!! I'm sad to admit at one point in my live I weighed over 350lbs. 136.078kg for non-American trash. You could have easily fit me in a death pool. I would have bet on myself! Then died with the money. I ate nothing but fast food and snacks. Non-diet sodas. I also smoked cigarettes like a pack a day. Over 50 years old. (I know I'm old, fuck you.) I should have been on this website. Waiting for my heart to give up like a feminist pregancy. The first thing I did was start walking everywhere. I noticed I had trouble breathing. So I quit smoking which was a nightmare. I lost over 50lbs and dipped under 300. (yes I was over 350, which I need to mention again.) I kept walking, I made it further each time. Under 250. Stopped drinking soda, and eathing junk food. No more candy bars and doritos. Under 230. Under 210. Then one day I weighed myself at 193. Now I weight 250. About 100lbs lost. I still could use to lose some weight. For my height I should be at 210. But now I'm at a gym, and I got each day for an hour. EVERY DAY. I will keep trying as hard as I can. From a fat blob who smoke to who I am now. I have self esteem. Pride in myself. And no death pool possibilities for me.
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The death pool isn't for forum members, it's for lolcows. Plus 136.078kg is only 300lbs.... So at 250lb now you've only lost 50lb. Love seeing fatties exaggerate their weightloss. You want to call me "trash" for dealing in kgs, then I'll call you a fatty boombah...plus if you think you should be 210lb to be a healthy weight then you must be at least 6' 5" to get a BMI of 24.9 (the uppermost point at which you could be consider at a "healthy weight"), and I highly doubt you're that tall.

You want to share personal information here where no one cares about your personal life story, then expect the negative ratings as well as being called out for your bullshit.
 
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I call shenanigans said:
The death pool isn't for forum members, it's for lolcows. Plus 136.078kg is only 300lbs.... So at 250lb now you've only lost 50lb. Love seeing fatties exaggerate their weightloss. You want to call me "trash" for dealing in kgs, then I'll call you a fatty boombah...plus if you think you should be 210lb to be a healthy weight then you must be at least 6' 5" to get a BMI of 24.9 (the uppermost point at which you could be consider at a "healthy weight"), and I highly doubt you're that tall.

You want to share personal information here where no one cares about your personal life story, then expect the negative ratings as well as being called out for your bullshit.
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Yeah I want to highlight all this. Plus, ThatOneAsshole, you're not going to lose the weight by "hitting the gym." You're eating too much, period. Cutting out the candy and fast food is fine, whatever, but whatever you're eating, you're still eating too much of it. You have to stop eating so much food. You have to weigh and portion your food and count calories. 250 pounds is huge. 210 pounds is still huge. Get real with yourself. Stop eating so much food. I feel like again and again and again, people trying to lose weight don't understand this and don't want to admit this to themselves. It honestly doesn't matter what the hell you eat. You can eat garbage and still lose weight. You just have to eat less calories and in doing so you are eating LESS FOOD. At 250 pounds, if you do that, you'll lose weight easily.
 
"This is not a weight loss channel"

Could we stop shitting up the death pool thread making it an advice/fatty blog thread while we wait - forever apparently - for one of these fucks to go six tits up?

Every time this thread bumps, I think "FINALLY" but it's just another fat ass talking about being a fatass and other fatasses being fatasses.

omgstahp plz
 
StrawberryDouche said:
"This is not a weight loss channel"

Could we stop shitting up the death pool thread making it an advice/fatty blog thread while we wait - forever apparently - for one of these fucks to go six tits up?

Every time this thread bumps, I think "FINALLY" but it's just another fat ass talking about being a fatass and other fatasses being fatasses.

omgstahp plz
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My advice to fatties is "get out of my sight".
 
From Corissa's thread:

The reason became glaringly clear when I came across a thread called "Death Fat Pool"- where there were running bets placed in cryptocurrency on on which fat person they believe will pass away next and participants are encouraged to interfere with the fat people they are betting on- catfishing, trolling, harassment are all encouraged to push their victims to the edge. When a recent member of the fat community passed away, they celebrated, dispersed the winnings and restarted the pool with new victims.
 
stupid frog said:
From Corissa's thread:

The reason became glaringly clear when I came across a thread called "Death Fat Pool"- where there were running bets placed in cryptocurrency on on which fat person they believe will pass away next and participants are encouraged to interfere with the fat people they are betting on- catfishing, trolling, harassment are all encouraged to push their victims to the edge. When a recent member of the fat community passed away, they celebrated, dispersed the winnings and restarted the pool with new victims.
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Wow, it's 100% lies!
 
stupid frog said:
From Corissa's thread:

The reason became glaringly clear when I came across a thread called "Death Fat Pool"- where there were running bets placed in cryptocurrency on on which fat person they believe will pass away next and participants are encouraged to interfere with the fat people they are betting on- catfishing, trolling, harassment are all encouraged to push their victims to the edge. When a recent member of the fat community passed away, they celebrated, dispersed the winnings and restarted the pool with new victims.
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Well I would love to restart the pool but none of the fat fucks have died yet 🤦‍♀️ That article is so optimistic. Also, I could be getting crypto for this??
 
With Chantal having done coke in combination of everything else that has to shave off several years. Im putting all my money on her.
 
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