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Death Fat Death Pool

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Guntzilla said:
Does the celebrities die in 3 rule come into play with these ham planets? We could see Fat Jenny, Chantal, and Tammy Slaton all bite it in one month. That would be epic.
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I'm imaging a minor meteorological event being caused with the sky going black with the acrid smoke as the crematoria (or zoo incinerators?) Struggle to render down 1800lbs or so of lard.

I'm sticking with my first choice, Tammy. Not a very informed guess, and I've been expecting her to die for years yet she keeps proving me wrong.

Does a deathfat getting medical attention bode well or not? On the one hand, it indicates there's some sort of acute medical issue going on. On the other hand, it could mean their food supply is somewhat reduced, slowing down their attempts to eat themselves to death.
 
Guntzilla said:
Does the celebrities die in 3 rule come into play with these ham planets? We could see Fat Jenny, Chantal, and Tammy Slaton all bite it in one month. That would be epic.
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I kinda want Chantal to stay alive for a bit longer. Her recent clusterfucks have been pretty fun to hear.
 
I voted for Tammy. She’s potentially engaged to a feeder/fat fetishist. His tiktok is @thebbwking (bc of course it is). I think she’s the most stubborn, with the least willpower to change, and if she’s with someone who supports her unhealthy behavior, she’s gonna go down fast.
 
Nah FatJen is in a welfare hospital for a long term nursing ward stay. MRSA cellulitis is going to get her.
 
Saw something today in Epcot that may be the fate of the living fatties in this forum. Was a morbidly obese dude with no arms or legs strapped to a ecv. So whoever doesn't get first place here can have that as their fate.
 
GenociderSyo said:
Saw something today in Epcot that may be the fate of the living fatties in this forum. Was a morbidly obese dude with no arms or legs strapped to a ecv. So whoever doesn't get first place here can have that as their fate.
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How do you eat so much when you can't even put a spoon in your mouth?

Maybe that was his "weight loss" regimen, cutting off his limbs.
 
Dafuqisdis? said:
How do you eat so much when you can't even put a spoon in your mouth?

Maybe that was his "weight loss" regimen, cutting off his limbs.
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It was the most surreal thing in the world. Guessing it was congenital, but damn he sure had a feeder for a care taker.
 
Dafuqisdis? said:
How do you eat so much when you can't even put a spoon in your mouth?

Maybe that was his "weight loss" regimen, cutting off his limbs.
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amputation bcus of unchecked diabetes + blood circulation/ flow to extremeties. human body can pack on so much fat it can literally squish shut the big arteries that flow to limbs

GenociderSyo said:
It was the most surreal thing in the world. Guessing it was congenital, but damn he sure had a feeder for a care taker.
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sounds like you had a pretty incredible view
 
Clovis said:
I'm sticking with my first choice, Tammy. Not a very informed guess, and I've been expecting her to die for years yet she keeps proving me wrong.
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I think you are right, based on the season premier of 1000 pound sisters. After months in that rehab facility, Tammy lost 60 pounds instead of the hundred pound goal, and left the facility. She wasn't even discharged and she was talking about ordering burgers. There's literally no hope.
 
Anna accidentally posted this today and immediately deleted it but we got it thanks to @vmars:

Really doing good health wise ain't she?
 
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Well Tammy Slaton is on a trach tube in the hospital.
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Credit to @mikal who posted her TikTok's in the Slaton thread.
 
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Happy Thanksgiving, American deathfats! May today’s calorie contest bring you closer to the Bedbound & Beyond 🙏
 
DCMediaSped said:
Well Tammy Slaton is on a trach tube in the hospital.
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Credit to @mikal who posted her TikTok's in the Slaton thread.
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CO2 poisoning, sepsis, pneumonia, (although I think she said she was "on life support" for drama). She has been close to death before. Remember when Amy started a GFM for Tammy's funeral expenses?

As much as I feel like a should change my vote to Tammy, she is the cockroach to end all cockroaches.
 
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